Any tips on how to get energized before having sex if your tired?

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  • eddie-executive
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    • Apr 2003
    • 2061

    #1

    Any tips on how to get energized before having sex if your tired?

    Does red bull work?lol im going to meet my "imaginary chick" tonight but im dead tired but i want her bad!

    Seriously will energy drinks get me hyper? i never drank any. And no i wont take any drugs or anything crazy.

    Im being serious. I dont have time for a nap either.
    Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes
  • Deej
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    • Jun 2005
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    #2
    theres no hope

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    • Deej
      I make pixels work
      • Jun 2005
      • 24386

      #3
      Ima little confused... youre wanting to ampe yourself up to jerk off?

      Imaginary chick?

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      • ztik
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        • Aug 2001
        • 5196

        #4
        Red Bull + Vodka will do it for me
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        • BVF
          Black Vagina Finder
          • Jan 2002
          • 13975

          #5
          take a nap

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          • eddie-executive
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2003
            • 2061

            #6
            Originally posted by ztik
            Red Bull + Vodka will do it for me
            hmmm i get drowsy when i drink
            Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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            • LilBro

              #7
              dip your finger in some hot sauce and then dip your finger in your bunghole...better than viagra.... saw it on Larry David, it has to be true...

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              • SilkyJohnson
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                • Apr 2007
                • 747

                #8
                Originally posted by Deej
                Ima little confused... youre wanting to ampe yourself up to jerk off?

                Imaginary chick?
                Yeah, I think if I was too tired to jerk off, then I would just say fuck it and go to fuckin' sleep. Why bother...


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                • SilkyJohnson
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                  • Apr 2007
                  • 747

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LilBro
                  dip your finger in some hot sauce and then dip your finger in your bunghole...better than viagra.... saw it on Larry David, it has to be true...
                  Yeah, that coming from half of Mr. Show...Curb Your Enthusiasm is a sweet show.


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                  • GITZINGER
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                    • Oct 2006
                    • 929

                    #10
                    Don't worry, you'll never find yourself in the position of having to have sex with a female.
                    Your momma was a ho!!!

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                    • Deej
                      I make pixels work
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 24386

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SilkyJohnson
                      Yeah, I think if I was too tired to jerk off, then I would just say fuck it and go to fuckin' sleep. Why bother...
                      or just hump a pillow or something... spermilate on the sleeping girl next to me :P

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                      • mattz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 7697

                        #12
                        Dont get redbull, get Amp it's a lot better, or Monster

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                        • eddie-executive
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 2061

                          #13
                          the kids are back getting all bitter ahhhh the jealousy u gotta love it Now go back to getting your virtual pussy

                          I'll post some pics later when i get back to shut you kids up and give you something to jerk off too
                          Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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                          • Jakenavaro
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                            • Aug 2007
                            • 285

                            #14
                            Beer

                            Don't Drink Red Bull Drink Any Beer InstedOf Red Bull,This Is True try This

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                            • TampaToker
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                              • May 2006
                              • 5828

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Deej
                              Ima little confused... youre wanting to ampe yourself up to jerk off?

                              Imaginary chick?
                              Thats what i got from his post
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                              • CaptainHowdy
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                                • Dec 2004
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                                #16
                                Sleep is the only thing that works...

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                                • Pornwolf
                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 22712

                                  #17
                                  Just start fucking. I don't know how it works but somehow a second wind usually starts kicking in... unless the problem is that you are tired of fucking her.
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                                  • SilkyJohnson
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                                    • Apr 2007
                                    • 747

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by eddie-executive
                                    the kids are back getting all bitter ahhhh the jealousy u gotta love it Now go back to getting your virtual pussy

                                    I'll post some pics later when i get back to shut you kids up and give you something to jerk off too
                                    Alright, so you aren't a writer are you...I mean that's not what you do for a living right? I'm pretty sure everyone that read your post got "I'm jerking off tonight" out of it. Not sure if you want to elaborate on what exactly "meeting your imaginary chick" means or not.


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                                    • SilkyJohnson
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                                      • Apr 2007
                                      • 747

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Deej
                                      or just hump a pillow or something... spermilate on the sleeping girl next to me :P
                                      Yes, you really haven't lived until you've fucked a pillow...ahhhhh the memories...


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                                      • ungratefulninja
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                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 682

                                        #20
                                        Jet Fuel (aka Matthews) - Redbull, Orange Juice, and Vodka.

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                                        • howard
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                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 1827

                                          #21
                                          me--im the opposite---If I know my wife wants a piece of the prudential and I'm exhausted ---I usually just burp and fart as much as I can ---she gets naucious and I get to go to sleep
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                                          • pussyluver
                                            Clueless OleMan
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 11009

                                            #22
                                            Get some sleep and hit it another time. Nothing like a bit to much caffeine. Might fuckup your performance. Then there may not be a second time with her. Geeeze, word gets around and you can't any from anyone.

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                                            • SilkyJohnson
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2007
                                              • 747

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by howard
                                              me--im the opposite---If I know my wife wants a piece of the prudential and I'm exhausted ---I usually just burp and fart as much as I can ---she gets naucious and I get to go to sleep
                                              Is that the male equivalent to I'm tired or I've got a headache?


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