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08-13-2007, 12:38 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: MTL
Posts: 5,755
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Life with LOLcat
 Me: Hey LOLcat, I'm home! LOLcat: O HI I UPGRADED UR RAM Me: LOLcat! What have I told you about messing with my computer? You know I have very important documents in there! LOLcat: I KNOES CUZ I WATCHES U MASTURBATE TO DEM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Me: LOLcat, did you tear up this roll of toilet paper? LOLcat: I HAS AN ALIBI Me: I'll be damned if I'm going to take legal talk from a kitten that can't speak grammatically. LOLcat: I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? Me: No, you can't--*sigh* stupid f*cking cat, now how am I supposed to clean up all this baby batter... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LOLcat: INVISIBLE SANDWICH Me: LOLcat, I think you has--I mean, I think you have an eating disorder. LOLcat: KITTY HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS Me: God, you're such a girl. But really, I'm going to take you to the vet or something. LOLcat: DO NOT WANT!!11! Me: You don't want 11 of what? LOLcat: I HAS A FLAVOR Me: You're not seducing me out of taking you to the vet. Not after last time... LOLcat: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ LOLcat: I MADE YOU A COOKIE... BUT I EATED IT Me: LOLcat, how in God's name did you make a cookie? LOLcat: SNEAKY CAT Me: Wh-- LOLcat: IS SNEAKY Me: *aggravated sigh* Alright, let's see what kind of mess you made in the kitchen... LOLcat: IS IT CAN BE HUGZ TIEM NOW PLZ? Me: Not now, LOLcat, I need to check--HOLY SH*T! Eggshells everywhere! Batter and chocolate chips on the walls!? LOLcat: MESSY CAT Me: HOW-- LOLcat: IS MESSY Me: F*CK! I WILL END YOU!! *breathing deeply to calm down* ...LOLcat, these eggs expired two weeks ago. And it doesn't look like the oven was on. LOLcat: DYING CAT Me: ... LOLcat: ... Me: Wh-- LOLcat: IS DYING |
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08-13-2007, 12:56 PM
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Beer Money Baron
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: brujah / gmail
Posts: 22,157
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Reminds me of Jar Jar Binks.
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