Learn Thai In 2 Minutes

**gangbangjoe** · 08-13-2007, 04:04 AM

pit fai

**The Ghost** · 08-13-2007, 04:09 AM

How do you say "I want to piss on you in the cheerleader uniform?"

**gangbangjoe** · 08-13-2007, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by The Ghost

How do you say "I want to piss on you in the cheerleader uniform?"

one "reak" please

**The Ghost** · 08-13-2007, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by gangbangjoe

one "reak" please

**zeruel** · 08-13-2007, 04:58 AM

sawadee krab

**Reak AGV** · 08-13-2007, 05:01 AM

Originally posted by The Ghost

How do you say "I want to piss on you in the cheerleader uniform?"

Gentlemen never tells

**The Heron** · 08-13-2007, 05:43 AM

That is too much work!
Just point at the bed and then later at the door!

**Iron Fist** · 08-13-2007, 05:44 AM

Awesome - now I can pick up those ladyboys!

**JamesK2** · 08-13-2007, 07:57 AM

krah krah

**Platinumpimp** · 08-13-2007, 08:45 AM

Poot thai mai dai khrab

**Platinumpimp** · 08-13-2007, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by JamesK

krah krah

You sound like a fucking bird man.

**TubeTitans_SusieQ** · 08-13-2007, 08:48 AM

LoL nice

**DigitalPimpShit** · 08-13-2007, 08:50 AM

Don't forget the most important word

"butterfly"

Otherwise you get stalkers.

**Fap** · 08-13-2007, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by Platinumpimp

You sound like a fucking bird man.

KRahhh!

**tomeatsdinner** · 08-13-2007, 08:51 AM

Tod Gang Geng Nai Duay.. Why do I have to make it hard for me?? lol..

**Reak AGV** · 08-13-2007, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by Platinumpimp

Poot thai mai dai khrab

Tammai khun mai poot passa thai.. khun mi fen kon thai song duan lew.. pai rong rian!

Spreek je zo nog ff op msn gast!

**Reak AGV** · 08-13-2007, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit

Don't forget the most important word

"butterfly"

Otherwise you get stalkers.

There's certain levels on that one..

Butterfly, hellikopter, suvarnabhumi airport and NASA

**GoNe** · 08-13-2007, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by The Ghost

How do you say "I want to piss on you in the cheerleader uniform?"

**ALOTI** · 08-13-2007, 03:09 PM

Kun na peebah....

**Phoenix** · 08-13-2007, 03:17 PM

hope you are having fun man

**shekinah** · 08-13-2007, 03:59 PM

Cap Coen Krab for the laughs!

**Mr. Cool Ice** · 08-13-2007, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by tomeatsdinner

Tod Gang Geng Nai Duay.. Why do I have to make it hard for me?? lol..

It's more like "guy geng nai" for underwear.

**I LOVE Little Brown Asses** · 08-13-2007, 06:31 PM

Thailand Marriage Warning System.
Listen closely for these words spoken by your Thai girl to evaluate your situation.

**Phil** · 08-13-2007, 06:41 PM

how do you say "whats that sausage doing between your les?"

**Farang** · 08-13-2007, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by CAMOKAT

how do you say "whats that sausage doing between your les?"

**nikki99** · 08-13-2007, 07:38 PM

interesting

**Mr. Cool Ice** · 08-13-2007, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by CAMOKAT

how do you say "whats that sausage doing between your les?"

Khun mee nong chai mai?

You have a dick?

**gecko** · 08-13-2007, 09:00 PM

I'll keep that in mind ;)

**zand_stein** · 08-13-2007, 09:04 PM

Cap Coen Krab.........
thanks for this

**calibra** · 08-13-2007, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by Reak AGV

Hello - Sawadee Krab
How are you - Sabai Dee Mai
You're a beautifull lady - Khun Poeying Suay
Go together - Pai Duay
How much? - Toa Rai
1000 - Phan
Why you ask toomuch - Tamai Phen Mak Ma
500 - Ha Roi
Take off your panties - Tod Gang Geng Nai Duay
Lets shower together - Abnam Pai Duay
Put out the light - Pit Fai
Thank you - Cap Coen Krab

You'll get a girlfriend guaranteed this way ;) Ladies say Kaa instead of Krab.

Now I can go to Thailand

**Mr. Cool Ice** · 08-13-2007, 10:55 PM

The only thing you need to learn how to say is:

Mai sai tung yang? (without condom)

**raven1083** · 08-13-2007, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice

The only thing you need to learn how to say is:

Mai sai tung yang? (without condom)

hahaha that is funny

**irinasp** · 08-14-2007, 12:29 AM

great!!! i know Thai now!!!)))

**pornvue** · 08-14-2007, 12:39 AM

Sawadee Krab

**Clark Miller** · 08-14-2007, 12:41 AM

Thread delivers

**[ScreaM]** · 08-14-2007, 12:56 AM

lololol.

I'm going to Bangkok soon. :D

**Platinumpimp** · 08-14-2007, 01:02 AM

Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit

Don't forget the most important word

"butterfly"

Otherwise you get stalkers.

I no butterfly, I airborne.

**Platinumpimp** · 08-14-2007, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice

The only thing you need to learn how to say is:

Mai sai tung yang? (without condom)

The only thing you might want to do is go for an aids check.

Seriously, fucking thai girls without condom, especially in Pattaya, is asking for problems. Unless you like mushrooms too on your purple headed warrior.

**Reak AGV** · 08-14-2007, 04:09 AM

Originally posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses

Thailand Marriage Warning System.
Listen closely for these words spoken by your Thai girl to evaluate your situation.

Haha nice one

Being a target or customer can only spice up your life! Anything above 'Customer' is absolutely dangerous for your health, wallet and future. Once you become a Sponsor remove all knives out of the house, just because she's fucking others doesn't mean you can.

**Reak AGV** · 08-14-2007, 04:12 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice

It's more like "guy geng nai" for underwear.

You are right, same as I spelled ''Sawadee krab'' but actually the Thai's dont pronounce the r so it's kab/cap. And there's a few more.. tried my best though

**Phil** · 08-14-2007, 06:51 AM

just got back from 2 month trip to SE Asia and Thailand was great.
One thing is that i wouldn’t touch Thai girls with even 3 condoms on. besides, you never know if its "real girl" or not..
Here’s one picture from Full Moon Party with Jucy’s cousin and his date.. Dude was so fucked up, he had no idea what was grabbing his dick.. we watched him for good 10 minutes before someone told him..

**tahiti** · 08-14-2007, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Cool Ice

The only thing you need to learn how to say is:

Mai sai tung yang? (without condom)

and lurn how to say "I'm going to die in 3 months"

**jonesonyou** · 08-14-2007, 11:08 AM

he couldnt tell it was a tranny? You always tranny check its part of the hello process.

**Reak AGV** · 08-14-2007, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by tahiti

and lurn how to say "I'm going to die in 3 months"

You can just say ''Pob gan chad na'' which means, see you in my next life

**Violetta** · 08-14-2007, 03:43 PM

nice info... Too bad I'll never remember that!

**jscott** · 08-14-2007, 04:01 PM

lol nice 1 reak!

**ungratefulninja** · 08-14-2007, 05:01 PM

That's fucking awesome. Thailand here I come.

**kaylacam** · 08-14-2007, 05:55 PM

Hahahahaha!

**Shey** · 08-14-2007, 06:14 PM

Don't need to worry about lady boys when you ask for real "Nom Yai Yai". I love Thailand!!!!

Learn Thai In 2 Minutes

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