Dont you hate pussy that smells like tuna + shit?

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682

    #1

    Dont you hate pussy that smells like tuna + shit?

    cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

    knaw mean?
  • Clark Miller
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    • Jun 2007
    • 365

    #2
    Last time I smelt that I ended up with the clap. Never again.
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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #3
      Originally posted by Clark Miller
      Last time I smelt that I ended up with the clap. Never again.
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      • Vick!
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 6882

        #4
        Pussy is for fucking not for smelling or eating basically. So in case it smell otherwise, don't cry.

        Thats why dick doesn't have a nose lol
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        • v4 media
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          • Feb 2005
          • 2934

          #5
          you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.

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          • tenderobject
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            • Dec 2004
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            #6
            does american girls use feminine wash? you guys are gross :P


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            • jdc
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              • Jan 2007
              • 765

              #7
              Originally posted by Vick!
              Pussy is for fucking not for smelling or eating basically. So in case it smell otherwise, don't cry.

              Thats why dick doesn't have a nose lol

              HAHA! Nice one man!

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              • SomeCreep
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                • Mar 2003
                • 26118

                #8
                Originally posted by tenderobject
                does american girls use feminine wash? you guys are gross :P
                american girls no shower they stinky

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                • KILL_FRENZY
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                  • Aug 2006
                  • 6184

                  #9
                  Originally posted by v4 media
                  you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.
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                  • Antonio
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                    • Oct 2001
                    • 14136

                    #10
                    stop fucking your relatives you sick fuck !!!!!!!!!

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                    • Paul Markham
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                      • Jun 2001
                      • 52942

                      #11
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                      • pussyluver
                        Clueless OleMan
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 11009

                        #12
                        Originally posted by v4 media
                        you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.
                        Damm, that is a put down. Most all girls smell a bit like tuna down there at some point. Doesn't mean anything except that they are human, have periods and sometime a yeast infection or something. Most do there best to always be sweet smelling and fresh. They can douche when the problem pops up.

                        Have you tryed Tartar Sauce. If you're going down and it smells the bit fishy, you can always communicate that to your friend in a polite way or bare through it. She can always douche and most would prolly prefer your experience to be an enjoyable one. Guys enjoy BJs and girls enjoy getting licked

                        Like guys never fart or have body oder after a workout or working all day....

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                        • pussyluver
                          Clueless OleMan
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11009

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Paul Markham
                          Stop fucking $10 crack whores.
                          So you know a bunch about crack whores???? Guess that explains the cheap content pricing in the bargin bin.

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                          • Violetta
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                            • Jul 2004
                            • 28735

                            #14
                            nevert tried a pussy like that... Guess I've been lucky
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                            • pussyluver
                              Clueless OleMan
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 11009

                              #15
                              Next Paul will have a put down about American girls and blame it on our government or Bush????

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                              • cashbot
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 325

                                #16
                                real men don't eat pussy

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                                • Evil E
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                                  • Apr 2005
                                  • 3201

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by cashbot
                                  real men don't eat pussy
                                  real homos don't eat pussy you mean


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                                  • Evil E
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                                    • Apr 2005
                                    • 3201

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                    cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

                                    knaw mean?
                                    Dude... don't be an amateur... you need to do a RECON mission with the fingers first.


                                    A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                    So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                                    • Holly
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                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 10017

                                      #19
                                      How the fuck did this turn into a "bash American girls" thread???

                                      Last time I checked, Calgary was not in the USA.
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                                      • directfiesta
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                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 30137

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by v4 media
                                        you need to find cleaner girls, I've never come across a wiffy chuff.
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                                        • Ryyy
                                          Registered User
                                          • Aug 2007
                                          • 24

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                          cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

                                          knaw mean?
                                          maybe if you didn't bang hookers you wouldn't have that prob

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                                          • GeXus
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                                            • May 2003
                                            • 3320

                                            #22
                                            Thats why with new chicks you gotta be like "Let's fuck.... in the shower" and make sure she rubs that shit down nicely... another thing that pisses me off is when you go for a dive and their are little fuzzies from cotton panties... it's like Dubya T Ef

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                                            • Iron Fist
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                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 23400

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Vick!
                                              Thats why dick doesn't have a nose lol
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                                              • Gnus
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                                                • Feb 2005
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                                                #24
                                                I think that's why they invented the douche.

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                                                • riabanana
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                                                  • Jul 2007
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • royaljelly2
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                                                    • May 2007
                                                    • 1034

                                                    #26
                                                    Listen - you think after a long day that men are going to smell pretty? No!

                                                    but chicks should be cleaning up before any of that goes on!!

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                                                    • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                                                      • May 2007
                                                      • 3884

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by royaljelly2
                                                      Listen - you think after a long day that men are going to smell pretty? No!

                                                      but chicks should be cleaning up before any of that goes on!!
                                                      I agree to the fullest...





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                                                      • Scott McD
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                                                        • Nov 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by directfiesta
                                                        $5.00 doesn't give Metaman much choice ....


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                                                        • MetaMan
                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 28682

                                                          #29
                                                          So you all agree with me?

                                                          and people saying "i dont eat pussy" must be gay.

                                                          I love pussy all sorts, just dont like diving in and getting the extra flavours that you didnt order with your meal.

                                                          i am the pussy eating extraoirdinaire, give me 5 min with any of you girls and i will have you cumming like never before. only problem is you will have to wait in line, and be prepared to wait the line is HUGE.

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                                                          • tomeatsdinner
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                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 262

                                                            #30
                                                            Do it in the shower.. lol..

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                                                            • xNetworx
                                                              So Fucking What
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 14445

                                                              #31
                                                              I made a girl put her clothes back on once. That was the only time I came across a chick with a rotten odor. However, my buddy said a girl's odor made him vomit when he was drunk lol.

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                                                              • MetaMan
                                                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 28682

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                                I made a girl put her clothes back on once. That was the only time I came across a chick with a rotten odor. However, my buddy said a girl's odor made him vomit when he was drunk lol.


                                                                cant say i have ever done that, see most guys on GFY are still virgins or have only had sex with their cousin, and they most likely smell just as bad as them.

                                                                anyone who has had sex with multiple girls will know what i mean.

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                                                                • SilvercashJeanette
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                                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                                  • 838

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by royaljelly2
                                                                  Listen - you think after a long day that men are going to smell pretty? No!

                                                                  but chicks should be cleaning up before any of that goes on!!

                                                                  Everyone should make sure they're clean before sex. That's guys and girls...

                                                                  Not only to make sure it's an enjoyable experience for everyone, but also to protect yourself and your partner from the spread of bacteria that may cause infections.
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                                                                  • Captain Nigg3r
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • May 2007
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                    cant stand that, go in for the nose dive, catch a huge wiff like you are in a porto potty in newfoundland.

                                                                    knaw mean?
                                                                    Yeah, I know. Your mom really should wash down there more often. Try some Summers Eve or something.

                                                                    Besides, what do you know about pussy? Everyone know you like to have your asshole rammed by big black negroes named Tyrone.

                                                                    Am I right, Faggot?

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                                                                    • jonesonyou
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 3853

                                                                      #35
                                                                      The poop smell is from the butt. The tuna smell is from the last time they were fucked.

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                                                                      • Brother Bilo
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                                                                        • Jun 2007
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Well, maybe you should stay away from eating your mom out while she's on her rag dude. That should help and then from there, just got to check the oil before you give her a tune up.

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                                                                        • WonderWoman
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                          • 1439

                                                                          #37
                                                                          It isnt hard to stay clean down there for either sex. A little soap or water once a day should do it. If it doesnt, then theres a problem. A woman should know on her own if shes not fresh down there and handle her shit.... no pun intended. Theres no way I would ever be with a guy in that state and then have him come here and start a thread about it.

                                                                          Proper hygeine isnt so difficult and doesnt require special soaps or creams. Theres no way to mask an odor problem so dont even bother and douching is bad for a woman's health.

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                                                                          • carol.prime
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                                                                            • Jul 2006
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            omg!!..whoever girl got that smell, i think she needs to have lots of feminine wash...yuck..
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                                                                            • needlive
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                                                                              • Nov 2006
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by tomeatsdinner
                                                                              Do it in the shower.. lol..
                                                                              F*ck! Could have figured that out myself LOL

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                                                                              • MetaMan
                                                                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                • 28682

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by carol.prime
                                                                                omg!!..whoever girl got that smell, i think she needs to have lots of feminine wash...yuck..
                                                                                you dont like shit in your seafood?

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                                                                                • gornyhuy
                                                                                  Chafed.
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 18041

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  ONLY ONE TIME - I had to bail on a girl because it was stinky down there. She had already given me crazy head and swallowed, so I felt pretty bad. I was drunk out of my mind and it was still enough to chase me away - now THAT's bad.

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