Fuck taking a piss test. I can't believe you guys stand for that.
Makes no sense. As if I care what my employees do in their own time.

Seriously start drinking tons of water now before any test date. Drink 100+ ounces of water a day MINIMUM, on the 24 hours and on day of the test i'd drink 2+ gallons

the one reason why there are so many myth's about passing drug tests is the companies doing the drug tests are cheap..

First off they often don't actually test everyone's urine .
Secondly they often don't test for all drugs.

but if you want a surefire solution , this will not make you pass guaranteed but it will not make you fail. basically it makes the test invalid ( thus giving you time to clear your system )

soak your hands in bleach , then let them dry . then when you take the piss test , piss a bit on your fingers , it will bleed a bit f the bleach from your hands into the pee making the test not work.

dont do drugs

Never worked for me :(

If you are doing this for probation or parole, they will violate you for doing this. They measure the creatine levels.

Zydot Euro Blend - cleans urin

or

zydot ultra clean shampoo for clean hear

cheerz...

you can buy creatine ... ;-)

zydot products have creatine and b-vitamins in it.. so urin will also be 'yellowish'.. ;-)

dunno if you can buy them in the US though..

haha, someone got arrested here and made the news because they used one of those to try to cheat the piss test ordered by their probation officer.

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this will do it....better to use chlorine if you can get your hands on it

Most places make you wash your hands beforehand... so I suppose that might make the test inconclusive which is cool for a job but once again fucked if for the law.. equals violated.

down 2 cartons of apple juice for weed

oh yeh and piss it out lol

sorted

What kind of job is this? I doubt if they'd bother drug testing you during the interview...

I already got the job now and as far as being tested 'during' the interview...i wasnt too worried about that, its just that some jobs i have had in the past would interview me, decide i was good for them, then send me on to a lab for a DT the same day.

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Shoot up some heroin, they won't give a shit about THC levels

100 stoners:rasta

Been there, done that! Passed..... :)

Guess I'll be getting a buzz cut before my next job interview.
Unless they take a pube sample!

Damn, Vale even has a hair "impurities remover" shampoo.... Anybody used that?


Looks like you get the triple strength Vale Juice and shampoo and you are set.
http://www.crossroadscorner.com/stor...shtml&cart_id=

oh wow tht sounds crazy

:2 cents: The best thing is to try and exercise quite a bit the day or two before the test. Also... I had heard taking 4 or 5 aspirin an hour before the test throws it off for some reason. Niacin tablets and someone else had mentioned cranberry juice all seem to help clean the system as well. I had random UA's, the GCMS type, randomly once a month for five years. The only time I failed was when I used the Vale's sucker punch.

nice info!

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eat a kitty litter sandwich, used preferably the wetter the better.
also make sure it has clumps as that works best.

please note this method only works if the bread is white.

:P

Not sure if this works. Never tried it. But I used to piss test every month for a year and would smoke the night before using the following remedy which does what the above states.

4 cups of milk
1/2 cup of straight vinigar

Drink a cup of milk, sip some vingar. Do this till both are gone. Then drink only water until you piss test. Do this about an hour before you head to test. Drink as much water as possible. And no it will not make your stomache upset or vomit. Also don't drink any caffeine for atleast 12 hours in advance.

Good luck.