Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone Bill - GoFuckYourself.com

geeknik · 08-10-2007, 09:56 AM

Damn, and I thought the $58,000 bill I got from Alltel last year was bad...

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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Monday.

Yahaya Wahab said he disconnected his late father's phone line in January after he died and settled the 84 ringgit ($23) bill, the New Straits Times reported.

But Telekom Malaysia later sent him a 806,400,000,000,000.01 ringgit ($218 trillion) bill for recent telephone calls along with orders to settle within 10 days or face legal proceedings, the newspaper reported.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

eroswebmaster · 08-10-2007, 10:01 AM

I was at Sam's the other day, and they told me I was approved for a credit line of $58,952,112.25 LOL
It was 58 Million, and something with the 25 cents on the end...I told them...cool...I'll just take the store.

The funny thing was the ladies couldn't really tell how much it was, I kept having to point out the fucking commas and decimal point, because they would all say..."No, it's only $5,800." Or 58K. But it actually showed I was approved for 58 million.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-10-2007, 10:03 AM

Wow that's crazy...what do you think will happen to him!?

riabanana · 08-10-2007, 10:06 AM

I'd dig my dad out of the grave and kill him again and again if that happened to me. lol

Voodoo · 08-10-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

I was at Sam's the other day, and they told me I was approved for a credit line of $58,952,112.25 LOL
It was 58 Million, and something with the 25 cents on the end...I told them...cool...I'll just take the store.

The funny thing was the ladies couldn't really tell how much it was, I kept having to point out the fucking commas and decimal point, because they would all say..."No, it's only $5,800." Or 58K. But it actually showed I was approved for 58 million.

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lazycash · 08-10-2007, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

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He doesn't care, he can buy gfy now and hire Zoe as his secretary.

teg0 · 08-10-2007, 10:22 AM

I don't get how people "almost faint" when they receive bills that are obviously mistakes or errors.

eroswebmaster · 08-10-2007, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

He doesn't care, he can buy gfy now and hire Zoe as his secretary.

LOL my credit is nowhere near that good ;)

re: my sig, yeah it was too big...I promote nothing, no links, just had a couple of goofy gifs in them...Ice is a fagtard.

eroswebmaster · 08-10-2007, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by teg0

I don't get how people "almost faint" when they receive bills that are obviously mistakes or errors.

Ever try to deal with these people and their mistakes and errors?

had a friend who's license was put on hold in California saying he hadn't paid child support...it took him two years to get this settled.

They would shuffle him from department to department...one department would say "there is no hold on your license." Then another department would say, there is a hold, but that department that told you that you have no hold on your license has to release it.

edgeprod · 08-10-2007, 11:07 AM

Just write a check ... it's only $218 Trillion.

_Richard_ · 08-10-2007, 11:22 AM

is it even possible to incur that type of bill in 7 months? that's a lot of phone sex

baddog · 08-10-2007, 12:35 PM

Communicating with the afterlife is very expensive.

GatorB · 08-10-2007, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Communicating with the afterlife is very expensive.

I imagine the roaming charges must be a bitch.

Iron Fist · 08-10-2007, 12:45 PM

Stupid excel...

Pornwolf · 08-10-2007, 01:45 PM

Hahahaha, That's crazy. Computer error is still alive.

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