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What The Fuck is Wrong With People?
So I go to the grocery this morning... I am in the bottled water asile... and this bitch has a kid sitting in her cart in the little seat that carts have. Below the kid are several bottles of water in the cart. The little monster starts to choke and cough and shit, and pretty soon it hurls and pukes all over. The puke runs down the kid and drops onto the bottles of water the bitch has in her cart.
So what does the dumb bitch do? She takes the bottles of water out of her cart and puts them back on the shelf and then starts to leave the area. Except I stopped her and blocked off the entire aisle with my cart so she couldn't get through. I said "What in the hell is wrong with you, putting that back on the shelf?" and she replies, in that snotty spoiled rich female brat voice "Well, I don't want them now." I wanted to smack her around a little bit, but kept my calm and says "Yeah, no shit. What makes you think we want them? Put them back in your cart so someone else doesn't grab them and get that shit on their hands and get sick from it. I am sure the store will let you throw them away." At first she didn't want to do that but I fucking insisted by standing directly in her path and saw a couple of other shoppers had blocked her in on the other side, so she finally did it and then said, again in that snotty little bitch voice "Do you mind?" and I am like "Yeah, go clean the diseased little monster up." and then I added as she left "Why don't you learn some fucking manners while you are at it?" I heard her say something about me being an asshole and off she went. What the hell is wrong with people that would make them think its OK to put that shit back on the shelf for someone else to grab? Aside from the sheer nastiness aspect of it, who the hell wants to get the puking bug that poor little fucker has? I swear, people really are animals anymore. No fucking consideration for anyone but themselves and their disgusting little kids. |
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fucking disgusting. Good you kicked her spoilt ass.
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That's bio-terrorism. That bitch needed to be called out, it was the only right thing you could do as a patriot.
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maybe you wouldn't of been so mad if she shared her passwords with you for your blog, no?
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That bitch! You should put her passwords on your blog!!
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My wife would have punched you in your mouth... hard too... You woulda got your ass kicked by a girl... |
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If that bitch would have done anything of the sort, I would have had no problem giving her a little slap into next week. |
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Damn man put her passwords on your blog. That will teach her.
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Let's do some business!
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I am in shock. I am actually on your side for once.
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Not cool
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Compound interest. |
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Nah, you woulda been knocked out cold on the floor as soon as you opened your mouth. And if I was there I woulda wiped the vomit off my kid with your shirt... But that's just me.
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Damn that totally sucks.
What a bitch. |
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You acted like a retard too, btw.
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Why would you bother coming here to post your everyday bullshit? No-one's interested.
"Today I went for a walk and saw a dog shit on the ground, the owner didn't clear it up and I was outraged". Big fucking deal. btw you were right, stupid bitch. now where's those passwords? |
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do you sit around all day trying to come up with your bullshit stories in order to gain attention?
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Let's do some business!
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Not that I actually believed the story... and not that I actually believe you would play Captain Save-A-Hoe... but if some woman actually did that she would deserve no better treatment than how anyone would react to a man doing the same thing. That is simply disgusting and beyond irresponsible, she deserves no special treatment just because she doesn't have a cock. However, there are much better ways to deal with the situation... had it actually happened.
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Everyone defending that woman needs a kick in the bag. It's down right disgusting that she'd let her kid VOMIT on something then put it right back on the shelf.
I know I'd be fucking PISSED if I grabbed a bottle of water and it was covered in puke... you would be too. Don't deny it either... then you're just a liar. |
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Lol @ bragging on GFY about getting tough with girls... Especially after posting links to hundreds of webmasters usernames and passwords on your blog... |
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doesn't matter if it's true or not. the people responding to him saying they'd "kick his ass" are a bunch of jackass liars if they would actually react that way
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Oh no...the spelling police again. Look asshole...I had to fast since 12:00 last night and because of surgery I missed my morning breakfast which is always a double Bloody Mary...and because I missed it I had two double Bloody Marys and am just finishing off a six pack of beer...so I am not quite as precise as usual...and really do not give a fuck about my spelling anyhow.
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Use your head. "you're an idiot too" does NOT equal "she did nothing wrong." |
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They are saying it because he is an idiot and are just wanting to kick his ass no matter what his lame story is.
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eww quite fucking vile that is
![]() but i wouldn't call the CHILD names i am sure the baby couldn't help it.... as for the vile lady yeah she deserves a kick in the cunt. ![]()
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If I am present you will not be allowed to cuss a lady...just the way I was raised. BTW...I am not defending the actions of the lady.
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![]() ![]() What he said was exactly right. Fuck that inconsiderate bitch. For once i agree with something you are saying minusonebit. Good on you for speaking up. |
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Things were different in 1850 hoss.
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I seldom have ever used a closed fist in a fight. I am not a boxer as Rocky was. I will use a closed fist if I do not want to hurt a person...but not on someone that I do not know and someone that would not apologize to the lady.
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Kids, this what happens when you drink and post. |
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I think MinusOneBit may be a custom script Playboy contracted for to keep GFY amusing to normal people. It passes the workday faster.
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Good thing she didn't call the cops. You aren't allowed to detain someone against their will and if she brought the law into it then you could have been charged with illegal detainment. You're such a big man, standing up to the lady like that....a real tough guy.
Why didn't you just notify a store employee and tell them to remove the water? Wouldn't that have been the bigger thing to do? I mean hell, don't they get paid for that? What if she dropped a jar of pickles. Would you have blocked her car in until she went back in and mopped up the floor? You should have saved this story for your group session because I'm sure it didn't earn you any cool points here.
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I would have helped her...
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