So my friend jumped the White House fence... - GoFuckYourself.com

calmlikeabomb · 08-08-2007, 06:15 PM

I don't usually start threads like this, but this was worthy of posting about. My buddy Justin was arrested at the white house. I knew he was crazy, but I didn't realize the severity.

"Investigators told her Arrieta wanted to talk to President Bush about a chip in his head, but the President wasn't even home at the time. He was at Camp David, meeting with Afghani president Hamid Karzai."

http://www.wftv.com/news/13826323/detail.html

Spunky · 08-08-2007, 06:17 PM

I guess he doesn't like visitors

BoyAlley · 08-08-2007, 06:18 PM

Uhm, breeder.
You need to learn how to choose your friends a bit more carefully I think.

who · 08-08-2007, 06:18 PM

"WASHINGTON -- The Secret Service swooped in when a Cocoa man jumped the fence at the White House in Washington, D.C., Sunday morning."

Cocoa man?

That what they callin' them black folk these days?

BoyAlley · 08-08-2007, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

"WASHINGTON -- The Secret Service swooped in when a Cocoa man jumped the fence at the White House in Washington, D.C., Sunday morning."

Cocoa man?

That what they callin' them black folk these days?

omg

Mr. Websites · 08-08-2007, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Arrieta’s mother told Channel 9 her son lived with her and suffered from bi-polar and manic depressive disorders.

That essentially sums up the reason for him jumping the fence; he was understandably in a 'manic' state of depression when he decided to pay a visit. As a friend, you should make sure that he at least takes his medication.

gornyhuy · 08-08-2007, 07:26 PM

I'm surprised he got as far as he did.

mattz · 08-08-2007, 07:28 PM

yeah I saw that on the news...umm congrats I guess?

After Shock Media · 08-08-2007, 07:30 PM

Is there anal rappings in that cuban prison for possible terrorists?

Oh shit your his friend, they may be looking in after you soon too. I would be afraid.

aico · 08-08-2007, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

"WASHINGTON -- The Secret Service swooped in when a Cocoa man jumped the fence at the White House in Washington, D.C., Sunday morning."

Cocoa man?

That what they callin' them black folk these days?

It's what they call crazy folk, cuz they are Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

tony286 · 08-08-2007, 07:31 PM

Thats sad , they have to take their meds.

Fat Panda · 08-08-2007, 07:37 PM

looks like tha guy needs some help

Mr Steele · 08-08-2007, 07:39 PM

I thought the chip in the head was supposed to help prevent this sort of thing.. sorta like robots being unable to harm their creators...lol

SmokeyTheBear · 08-08-2007, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

"WASHINGTON -- The Secret Service swooped in when a Cocoa man jumped the fence at the White House in Washington, D.C., Sunday morning."

Cocoa man?

That what they callin' them black folk these days?

heh i think they mean cocoa beach

tenderobject · 08-08-2007, 09:31 PM

why is it cocoaman? and what chip is in his head?

EdgeXXX · 08-08-2007, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

"WASHINGTON -- The Secret Service swooped in when a Cocoa man jumped the fence at the White House in Washington, D.C., Sunday morning."

Cocoa man?

That what they callin' them black folk these days?

Aquarius · 08-08-2007, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

"WASHINGTON -- The Secret Service swooped in when a Cocoa man jumped the fence at the White House in Washington, D.C., Sunday morning."

Cocoa man?

That what they callin' them black folk these days?

Clark Miller · 08-08-2007, 10:14 PM

Violetta · 08-08-2007, 10:18 PM

lol @ chip in his head!

DaddyHalbucks · 08-09-2007, 12:16 AM

The chip said: Take me to your leader.

aless · 08-09-2007, 12:17 AM

He must be a famous guy there now :D.

V_RocKs · 08-09-2007, 12:23 AM

I'd hit it, 2x's!

CDSmith · 08-09-2007, 01:29 AM

The silicone chip inside his head got switched to overload.

and nobody's gonna go to school to-day, he's gonna make them stay at home

Humpy Leftnut · 08-09-2007, 01:39 AM

And in other news... a stripper revived a customer while giving him a lap dance

http://www.wftv.com/news/13817761/detail.html

aico · 08-09-2007, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

The silicone chip inside his head got switched to overload.

and nobody's gonna go to school to-day, he's gonna make them stay at home

I hate Mondays too.

crockett · 08-09-2007, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject

why is it cocoaman? and what chip is in his head?

Cocoa is close to NASA in Florida, it's pretty obvious that the Space Agency planted a micro chip in his head. He just want to talk to the pres about it..

munki · 08-09-2007, 02:30 AM

Ouch....

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 08-09-2007, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calmlikeabomb

I don't usually start threads like this, but this was worthy of posting about. My buddy Justin was arrested at the white house. I knew he was crazy, but I didn't realize the severity.

"Investigators told her Arrieta wanted to talk to President Bush about a chip in his head, but the President wasn't even home at the time. He was at Camp David, meeting with Afghani president Hamid Karzai."

http://www.wftv.com/news/13826323/detail.html

So I guess your friend was not dogged ... ... I thought that was funny... I think your friend is lucky that he was not shot.

.

u-Bob · 08-09-2007, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

Cocoa man?

That what they callin' them black folk these days?

ADL Colin · 08-09-2007, 06:45 AM

The funny thing is I was standing right in front of the whitehouse when this happened. Police just started yelling "get away from the fence! get away from the fence! The park is now closed". I had no idea what was going on until this thread.

Oh, and I happen to live a few miles from Cocoa.

fr0gman · 08-09-2007, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Websites

That essentially sums up the reason for him jumping the fence; he was understandably in a 'manic' state of depression when he decided to pay a visit. As a friend, you should make sure that he at least takes his medication.

Why did he not buy a guitar and move in with a stripper. I thought that was what all bi-polar, manic-depressives were doing these days.

fr0gman · 08-09-2007, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Is there anal rappings in that cuban prison for possible terrorists?

Oh shit your his friend, they may be looking in after you soon too. I would be afraid.

What would you suggest that they rap abut in prison?

Anal Rap: the new gangsta rap.

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