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  • minusonebit
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2006
    • 7391

    #1

    Post Your Top Uptime Record

    Currently, my top record is on my box at OC3 Networks:

    6:49AM up 424 days, 6:13, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.01, 0.00
  • GrouchyAdmin
    Now choke yourself!
    • Apr 2006
    • 12085

    #2
    See sig. That data is already 2 months out of date, and it's only two of my old machines.

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    • tabasco
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2006
      • 2624

      #3
      157 Days, 12 Hours and 53 Minutes ago I got a box with Phat Servers... my up time is 157 Days, 12 Hours and 53 Minutes.
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      • moses
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 56

        #4
        uptime is kind of retarded, but:

        # uptime
        12:18AM up 1758 days, 9:03, 1 user, load averages: 0.49, 0.40, 0.10
        #

        had to physically move, otherwise it would have an additional 3 years.

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        • GrouchyAdmin
          Now choke yourself!
          • Apr 2006
          • 12085

          #5
          Originally posted by moses
          uptime is kind of retarded, but:

          # uptime
          12:18AM up 1758 days, 9:03, 1 user, load averages: 0.49, 0.40, 0.10
          #

          had to physically move, otherwise it would have an additional 3 years.
          Load of .5 from logging in? Linksys? That doesn't count.

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          • Evil E
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2005
            • 3201

            #6
            LOL. I currently do server moves pretty often so I only have 100 days on my main box... so it's no real record.


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            • moses
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 56

              #7
              Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
              Load of .5 from logging in? Linksys? That doesn't count.
              Nah, it does other stuff too, just happened to log in right after something

              idle now:

              12:30AM up 1758 days, 9:15, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.01, 0.00

              It's a pII/400, respect!

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              • GrouchyAdmin
                Now choke yourself!
                • Apr 2006
                • 12085

                #8
                Originally posted by moses
                12:30AM up 1758 days, 9:15, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.01, 0.00

                It's a pII/400, respect!
                Word. Used a P133@120Mhz (old mobo incapable of proper clocking), running a really hacked up FreeBSD 3.5.1+4_NETLINK as a squid proxy, irc server, streaming video webserver, and file storage with huge old seagate HDs through '02. Lasted forever. Prolinea 5100, I seem to recall.

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                • rvincent
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 431

                  #9
                  # uprecords -a
                  # Uptime | System Boot up
                  ----------------------------+-------------------------------------------------
                  1 192 days, 23:42:57 | Linux 2.6.18.1dedibox_r Tue Apr 3 12:32:03 2007
                  2 147 days, 18:58:15 | Linux 2.6.18.1dedibox_r Mon Nov 6 14:53:49 2006
                  -> 3 25 days, 21:03:19 | Linux 2.6.18.1dedibox_r Mon Oct 22 14:34:18 2007


                  I've had servers (Debian Linux) with uptimes of up to ~2 years a while ago.
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                  • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                    MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 16502

                    #10
                    Originally posted by moses
                    Nah, it does other stuff too, just happened to log in right after something

                    idle now:

                    12:30AM up 1758 days, 9:15, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.01, 0.00

                    It's a pII/400, respect!
                    don't you ever do any os updates or anything? isn't it kinda unsecure to have an uptime that long without a kernel upgrade?

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                    • fris
                      I have to go potty
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 55792

                      #11
                      [chris@mizar]:~$ uptime
                      6:21AM up 1071 days, 21:27, 1 user, load averages: 0.06, 0.03, 0.00
                      [chris@mizar]:~$

                      almost 3 years uptime
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                      • bns666
                        Confirmed Fetishist
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 11549

                        #12
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                        • viencarl
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2007
                          • 4234

                          #13
                          hello Gfyers just parking [V]

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                          • Aric
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 1209

                            #14
                            My first server at The Planet.. I'm afraid to reboot this thing

                            Awesome cloud hosting by DigitalOcean

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                            • fuzebox
                              making it rain
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22363

                              #15
                              I was around 500 days with one of my servers recently, I finally broke down and upgraded the kernel.

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                              • Enemator
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 1252

                                #16
                                536 days, pretty busy production server.
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                                • ridikuloz
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 2080

                                  #17
                                  how to you check?

                                  :D
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                                  • moses
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 56

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Jaysin
                                    don't you ever do any os updates or anything? isn't it kinda unsecure to have an uptime that long without a kernel upgrade?
                                    That's why uptimes are kind of retarded This machine isn't doing anything important, so it's more fun to just see how long it can go.

                                    There's very few remote kernel exploits though, I can't even remember the last one. As long as you keep applications updated/patched and don't have unneccessary services running, you're going to to be fine. I'd bet on a 10 year old kernel with no open ports over a freshly updated selinux machine with wordpress any day of the week.

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