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My hips don't lie
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I need a beer
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Chicks dig guys checking out their titties
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Hall Of Fame
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next time please take some pics.
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They want sex.
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It's coming look busy
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Your too distracted to realize that she gives piss poor customer service.
It is all a trick.
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Chafed.
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Girls like to show off what they got despite what they do. I don't mind.
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Are they braless?
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
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So Fucking Banned
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It's called marketing. Guys will buy a crappy product from a girl showing cleavage, but wouldn't buy the same product from a guy in a suit.
It's life. A funny story: I was in a store buying a pair of jeans. A nice looking asian girl is serving me, probably about 20 years old, showing a little bit of cleavage but nothing serious. If you have ever worked in that type of retail, you know that they are often commissioned on selling "extras" with the regular stuff, overpriced socks, whatever. Well, this girl decides as I come out of the changing room to look in the mirror that my jeans would really need a new belt. The girl pulls out a belt, gets down on her knees in front of me, and puts the belt on me. You guys can picture exactly the position she is in as she reaches around to get to the back loops. Trust me. I bought the belt. ![]() |
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I need a beer
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It only cost three times the regular price ;)
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I don't see anything wrong with staring @ a nice pair of boobies....it makes the customer service better imo ;)
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My hips don't lie
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Some women actually dress for themselves and not for you. Not everything is done for the man or a man's attention. Some women don't care for your attention. Perhaps they like to dress sexy because it makes them feel better and more confident.
It doesn't mean they are lonely either. Some women also like to dress sexy but be alone and DON'T NEED A MAN AND DON'T WANT A MAN! AND ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A MAN EITHER. Women can dress sexy and still like to be left alone. |
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Facit Omnia Voluntas
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It's coming look busy
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People do not need a "reason" in order to get a wee bit pissed, people retain the right and are entitled to be pissed whenever they want, EVEN FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
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It's coming look busy
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You must be one of those females who think they are allowed to fuck with everyones plans cause women have a right to change their minds whenever they want cause they are a woman.
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Please don't assume that I'm a female. I COULD be a female but I also COULD be a male who likes to play devil's advocate, or perhaps I could be a gay guy who is into women's rights, or perhaps even a shemale or tranny?? who knows. I could be anything. I never said I what gender I was so please don't assume. I get annoyed when people assume things about me.
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My hips don't lie
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You wouldnt know youre sexy if men and lesbians didnt exists.. lol.. Actually, the term wouldnt exist.. So If you like to be sexy.. then guess what? YOu like the idea that in the eyes of men or lesbians, they think youre sexy... Dont fool yourself... Some of those women might not be looking for a man but they like the attention they get... Unless they work on commission, then its another story.. ![]() |
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Facit Omnia Voluntas
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Definitely a woman.
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I think that we might have the birth of a new NN niche here.
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Sometimes you catch yourself out somewhere and you end up getting unwanted attention, maybe because of the way you're dressed, and you honestly didn't mean for it to happen.
The grocery store is one of the worst damn places to try and go, without fully being covered. And pumping fucking gas. You know before you get out of the car, what's coming.
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That's kind of hot, yeah?
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Not a slut, just a typical attention whore. Of course she will pretend she did that for herself and he will look at you badly if you get caught you looking at her cleavage... unless she wants to fuck you.
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I had considered those girls with low cut tops to be sluts until I talked about that with my gf. She said the girls do dress for themsevles and girls do like others (and other girls as well) paying attention to their beauty (read as: long sexy legs, yummy tits, round ass, etc) However there is a line which is better not to cross as it's very easy to become looking really slutty.
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this thread is useless without any pics... :-/
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its tottaly unfair, If i seat in my desk with my cock out of my pants I´ll probably don´t sell anything and surely get arrested.....
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My hips don't lie
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this thread is useless without pics
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I used to work as a courier and one of the things all us drivers used to do was instead of handing a receptionist or cute girl the consignment note to sign we always deliberately placed it on the lowest available bench within reach.
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Can't seem to make up her mind...
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... Definitely a woman.
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i prefer them to be called eye candy
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I used to go to a Wells Fargo branch office around lunchtime... a teller there wore the tightest damn button-up shirt with it only buttoned 3/4 of the way up.... damn what a hottie
I often wondered if she was an easy fuck
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It's in her job description. Section 2 clause 3-A reads: Employee must show cleavage at ALL times. This includes company events outside of the office. Employee must also bend over and pick up something in front of ceo at least once a day. Failure to do so will result in groping and a possible late stay after work. |
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