Changing the way our industry does business - Introducing Fuckmecash.com!

FYI....This is not Rochard's program...he's just the only one who we employ that speaks good enough engrish to post

Shortly we'll be adding the "Secret Punker Barbie Dirty Dancing" video.

Here's the screen shots!

I'll pay the $500 membership fee!!!

With FuckMeCash I'm converting at 400:1 (400 sales per unique click).

I just put in my order for a shiny new Bugatti Veyron with custom plates.

This board is fun! Do you accept epasport as payment means? LOL

is a Voodoo site in the works as well?

From the company that brought you Lightspeedcash and TawneeStone.com, we are proud to announce a new site and a new affiliate program! Both were built using the tried and true business methods that have served this industry so well for so many years!

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Pornripoff.com rebills at 39.95 (daily), and with no way to cancel or contact customer support, its a sure money maker! This site will easily sell to those whimpy masochist type guys who just love to be abused. They'll experience plenty of abuse at pornripoff.com, because the site is hosted on a top of the line (from 1989) 386sx with 256k of memory and a 10 meg harddrive, using a 2400 baud modem. Oh the joy they'll have!

Imagine their surprize when they find out that their trial also enrolls them in 45 other fantastic but hard-to-locate paysites, and their email address is immediately added to hundreds of spam lists! They'll never be able to view *or cancel* them all!

For the webmaster, we bring you SHAVE4FREE.COM, the most honest affiliate program ever created to promote pornripoff.com! With shave4free, you won't spend hours reviewing your stats, because we don't have a working stats program! We tell you right up front in our name its SHAVE4FREE -- that's right -- it costs you NOTHING to promote our program!

We have a very simple way of paying webmasters that completely cuts out the guesswork. You get credit for 100% of every sale! Of course, there are a few deductions which are clearly outlined in our 620-page TOS, including deductions for signups from people who use credit cards, checks, 900 service, dialers, and other popular payment methods.

Our method of counting hits is very creative, because we just make up a fictional number and say that is what you sent us. (How's that for a "unique hit"?)

We promise to credit you for AT LEAST every 10th sale, and we cut checks weekly to all our affiliates, unless you live in the US, Canada, Mexico, England, Germany, or any other country.

And you'll have the comfort of knowing that we're living like rockstars with your money! This message is the last you'll ever hear of this program (including affiliate support). Don't try to call us, cuz we don't even have phones!

So sign up for SHAVE4FREE.COM and start promoting PORNRIPOFF.COM today (actually, you will anyway because when you read this message we inserted scumware and viruses onto your computer which transmitted all your email lists and username/passwords to us)

So thanks for reading...

Steve Lightspeed

Congrats on your new car bro!

We have a number of sites under development.... I'm not saying who. Domain names have been purchased.

Sorry but we've trademarked, patented, and copyright this revolutionary shave model Our attorney will be contacting you shortly.

ahhahahahah very nice

$19.95 /Month - $99/GIG paid hosted galleries? LOL

now that's a kick as deal haha

OMG...you guys have way too much time on your hands

All my moneys belongs to you! Way to go FuckMeCash!

Haha.. that was awesome

(so.. what did this post cost me ?)

Nothing new there.. except for the domain






JK.. nice one Steve

you guys have way too much time on your hands...

Hot dam. Love this stuff. Great job.

i was thinkin the similar really hahahahaha

This looks impressive!

I just put a few FHGs online and my credit card already got billed twice, my epass account shows one huge transaction to the russia...it's working guys

where do I sign up???????????

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http://www.gunnersguys.com/

Eric is getting his exit expanded by Gunner tonite

You made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you.

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I don't even know what to say.

Most popular so far has been:? I don?t understand!" ?. Its ok I don?t either

Glad we could help!

The question is going to be "who's next?"......

Someone's got a lot of free time on their hands lately I see...

Rotflmao.... I May Have To Fight Texas For The Lic. Plate!!!


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I'm told Gunner - who was in enroute to Florida most of yesterday - just found out about his new site.

Oh snap looks like my little ol paysite has joined a family! LOL

Thanks for the great laugh. Seriously good stuff there.

Eroticism at it finest!!!

Best laugh I have had in awhile...

BTW, I just purchased the typo domain Rochard's Bumpy Rash - how much do you think it's worth?

ADG

you got too much time on your hands

punkerbarbie is added to our dbase and on the main right now. This is going to sell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to see how many times my cc is billed tomorow.

If the whole thing wasn't so much like reality it wouldn't be anywhere near as funny. I want to know who you got the shave software from, because it seems like it is very well developed. I am sure someone has been testing it!

I reported a bug today though as it reported a sale today

all false sites with some well known industry guy and girls!
it took me some minutes to get it

what do you mean false?

Someone has too much free time on their hands.

Not only did they do this behind my back, they cleverly timed its release when I'd be away at the show, so I didn't see it until Sat... after I'd already had about 2 dozen ppl come up to me laughing hysterically.

I'd threaten paybacks, but honestly that shit it so well done, I don't think I can top it.

Hahaha... he speak much gooder Engrish than many peoples

This must be doing wonders for Cherry Pimps.

best program ever!

It really does look good!
People would be promoting it and making sales if they hadn't stopped just short of the actual sign-up forms!


If you don't like it you can SWALLOW MY NUT

I'll say! What an incredible waiste of time.