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FuckMeCash 08-02-2007 02:27 PM
FYI....This is not Rochard's program...he's just the only one who we employ that speaks good enough engrish to post

Rochard 08-02-2007 02:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 12863347)
i need to get in that area..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Shortly we'll be adding the "Secret Punker Barbie Dirty Dancing" video.

Here's the screen shots!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/pb1.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/pb2.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/pb3.jpg

GITZINGER 08-02-2007 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 12863399)
Shortly we'll be adding the "Secret Punker Barbie Dirty Dancing" video.

Here's the screen shots!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/pb1.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/pb2.jpg

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/pb3.jpg
I'll pay the $500 membership fee!!!

TexasDreams 08-02-2007 02:49 PM
With FuckMeCash I'm converting at 400:1 (400 sales per unique click). :upsidedow

I just put in my order for a shiny new Bugatti Veyron with custom plates.

http://www.blingstudio.com/thxfmc.jpg

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

webmario 08-02-2007 02:54 PM
This board is fun! Do you accept epasport as payment means? LOL

shermo 08-02-2007 03:00 PM
is a Voodoo site in the works as well?

SteveLightspeed 08-02-2007 03:08 PM
From the company that brought you Lightspeedcash and TawneeStone.com, we are proud to announce a new site and a new affiliate program! Both were built using the tried and true business methods that have served this industry so well for so many years!

For the surfer we present PORNRIPOFF.COM --- a completely new site which promises live sex, millions of original pictures and videos, and the hottest girls we could find from all over the world! This is the hottest new thing in reality sites, because although we advertise to the surfer that he can actually fuck our models, in reality as soon as he sees our crappy member's area, he'll feel like he's been fucked!

Pornripoff.com rebills at 39.95 (daily), and with no way to cancel or contact customer support, its a sure money maker! This site will easily sell to those whimpy masochist type guys who just love to be abused. They'll experience plenty of abuse at pornripoff.com, because the site is hosted on a top of the line (from 1989) 386sx with 256k of memory and a 10 meg harddrive, using a 2400 baud modem. Oh the joy they'll have!

Imagine their surprize when they find out that their trial also enrolls them in 45 other fantastic but hard-to-locate paysites, and their email address is immediately added to hundreds of spam lists! They'll never be able to view *or cancel* them all!

For the webmaster, we bring you SHAVE4FREE.COM, the most honest affiliate program ever created to promote pornripoff.com! With shave4free, you won't spend hours reviewing your stats, because we don't have a working stats program! We tell you right up front in our name its SHAVE4FREE -- that's right -- it costs you NOTHING to promote our program!

We have a very simple way of paying webmasters that completely cuts out the guesswork. You get credit for 100&#37; of every sale! Of course, there are a few deductions which are clearly outlined in our 620-page TOS, including deductions for signups from people who use credit cards, checks, 900 service, dialers, and other popular payment methods.

Our method of counting hits is very creative, because we just make up a fictional number and say that is what you sent us. (How's that for a "unique hit"?)

We promise to credit you for AT LEAST every 10th sale, and we cut checks weekly to all our affiliates, unless you live in the US, Canada, Mexico, England, Germany, or any other country.

And you'll have the comfort of knowing that we're living like rockstars with your money! This message is the last you'll ever hear of this program (including affiliate support). Don't try to call us, cuz we don't even have phones!

So sign up for SHAVE4FREE.COM and start promoting PORNRIPOFF.COM today (actually, you will anyway because when you read this message we inserted scumware and viruses onto your computer which transmitted all your email lists and username/passwords to us)

So thanks for reading...

Steve Lightspeed

Rochard 08-02-2007 03:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TexasDreams (Post 12863480)
With FuckMeCash I'm converting at 400:1 (400 sales per unique click). :upsidedow

I just put in my order for a shiny new Bugatti Veyron with custom plates.

http://www.blingstudio.com/thxfmc.jpg

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
Congrats on your new car bro!

Rochard 08-02-2007 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 12863519)
is a Voodoo site in the works as well?
We have a number of sites under development.... I'm not saying who. Domain names have been purchased.

FuckMeCash 08-02-2007 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 12863543)
From the company that brought you Lightspeedcash and TawneeStone.com, we are proud to announce a new site and a new affiliate program! Both were built using the tried and true business methods that have served this industry so well for so many years!

For the surfer we present PORNRIPOFF.COM --- a completely new site which promises live sex, millions of original pictures and videos, and the hottest girls we could find from all over the world! This is the hottest new thing in reality sites, because although we advertise to the surfer that he can actually fuck our models, in reality as soon as he sees our crappy member's area, he'll feel like he's been fucked!

Pornripoff.com rebills at 39.95 (daily), and with no way to cancel or contact customer support, its a sure money maker! This site will easily sell to those whimpy masochist type guys who just love to be abused. They'll experience plenty of abuse at pornripoff.com, because the site is hosted on a top of the line (from 1989) 386sx with 256k of memory and a 10 meg harddrive, using a 2400 baud modem. Oh the joy they'll have!

Imagine their surprize when they find out that their trial also enrolls them in 45 other fantastic but hard-to-locate paysites, and their email address is immediately added to hundreds of spam lists! They'll never be able to view *or cancel* them all!

For the webmaster, we bring you SHAVE4FREE.COM, the most honest affiliate program ever created to promote pornripoff.com! With shave4free, you won't spend hours reviewing your stats, because we don't have a working stats program! We tell you right up front in our name its SHAVE4FREE -- that's right -- it costs you NOTHING to promote our program!

We have a very simple way of paying webmasters that completely cuts out the guesswork. You get credit for 100% of every sale! Of course, there are a few deductions which are clearly outlined in our 620-page TOS, including deductions for signups from people who use credit cards, checks, 900 service, dialers, and other popular payment methods.

Our method of counting hits is very creative, because we just make up a fictional number and say that is what you sent us. (How's that for a "unique hit"?)

We promise to credit you for AT LEAST every 10th sale, and we cut checks weekly to all our affiliates, unless you live in the US, Canada, Mexico, England, Germany, or any other country.

And you'll have the comfort of knowing that we're living like rockstars with your money! This message is the last you'll ever hear of this program (including affiliate support). Don't try to call us, cuz we don't even have phones!

So sign up for SHAVE4FREE.COM and start promoting PORNRIPOFF.COM today (actually, you will anyway because when you read this message we inserted scumware and viruses onto your computer which transmitted all your email lists and username/passwords to us)

So thanks for reading...

Steve Lightspeed
Sorry but we've trademarked, patented, and copyright this revolutionary shave model Our attorney will be contacting you shortly.

mikeyddddd 08-02-2007 04:09 PM

NickB. 08-02-2007 04:17 PM
ahhahahahah very nice

Yngwie 08-02-2007 04:22 PM
$19.95 /Month - $99/GIG paid hosted galleries? LOL

now that's a kick as deal haha

Monique Niccole 08-02-2007 04:27 PM
OMG...you guys have way too much time on your hands :1orglaugh

Honez 08-02-2007 04:29 PM
All my moneys belongs to you! Way to go FuckMeCash!

Taass 08-02-2007 04:40 PM
Haha.. that was awesome :thumbsup

(so.. what did this post cost me ?) :1orglaugh

Taass 08-02-2007 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 12863543)
From the company that brought you Lightspeedcash and TawneeStone.com, we are proud to announce a new site and a new affiliate program! Both were built using the tried and true business methods that have served this industry so well for so many years!

For the surfer we present PORNRIPOFF.COM --- a completely new site which promises live sex, millions of original pictures and videos, and the hottest girls we could find from all over the world! This is the hottest new thing in reality sites, because although we advertise to the surfer that he can actually fuck our models, in reality as soon as he sees our crappy member's area, he'll feel like he's been fucked!

Pornripoff.com rebills at 39.95 (daily), and with no way to cancel or contact customer support, its a sure money maker! This site will easily sell to those whimpy masochist type guys who just love to be abused. They'll experience plenty of abuse at pornripoff.com, because the site is hosted on a top of the line (from 1989) 386sx with 256k of memory and a 10 meg harddrive, using a 2400 baud modem. Oh the joy they'll have!

Imagine their surprize when they find out that their trial also enrolls them in 45 other fantastic but hard-to-locate paysites, and their email address is immediately added to hundreds of spam lists! They'll never be able to view *or cancel* them all!

For the webmaster, we bring you SHAVE4FREE.COM, the most honest affiliate program ever created to promote pornripoff.com! With shave4free, you won't spend hours reviewing your stats, because we don't have a working stats program! We tell you right up front in our name its SHAVE4FREE -- that's right -- it costs you NOTHING to promote our program!

We have a very simple way of paying webmasters that completely cuts out the guesswork. You get credit for 100% of every sale! Of course, there are a few deductions which are clearly outlined in our 620-page TOS, including deductions for signups from people who use credit cards, checks, 900 service, dialers, and other popular payment methods.

Our method of counting hits is very creative, because we just make up a fictional number and say that is what you sent us. (How's that for a "unique hit"?)

We promise to credit you for AT LEAST every 10th sale, and we cut checks weekly to all our affiliates, unless you live in the US, Canada, Mexico, England, Germany, or any other country.

And you'll have the comfort of knowing that we're living like rockstars with your money! This message is the last you'll ever hear of this program (including affiliate support). Don't try to call us, cuz we don't even have phones!

So sign up for SHAVE4FREE.COM and start promoting PORNRIPOFF.COM today (actually, you will anyway because when you read this message we inserted scumware and viruses onto your computer which transmitted all your email lists and username/passwords to us)

So thanks for reading...

Steve Lightspeed
Nothing new there.. except for the domain :1orglaugh






JK.. nice one Steve :thumbsup
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Blazing 08-02-2007 05:04 PM
you guys have way too much time on your hands...

Bunni 1 08-02-2007 05:10 PM
Hot dam. Love this stuff. Great job.

AtlantisCash 08-02-2007 05:18 PM
i was thinkin the similar really hahahahaha :)

fangtastic 08-02-2007 05:33 PM
This looks impressive!

Martha_WildCash 08-02-2007 06:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 12863365)
Will you please spam my email account everytime someone in your company shits, burps or sneezes, so that I can stay up to date with your program and all of the going ons?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

StarkReality 08-02-2007 06:34 PM
I just put a few FHGs online and my credit card already got billed twice, my epass account shows one huge transaction to the russia...it's working guys :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

SleazyDream 08-02-2007 08:14 PM
where do I sign up???????????

Juicy D. Links 08-02-2007 08:31 PM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

http://www.gunnersguys.com/

JFK 08-02-2007 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 12863075)
I'll be getting Eric into our exits right away...
Eric is getting his exit expanded by Gunner tonite :Graucho

tony286 08-02-2007 08:44 PM
You made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you.

CaptainHowdy 08-02-2007 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrawn$ (Post 12863009)
i dont understand
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh!

xNetworx 08-02-2007 09:59 PM
I don't even know what to say.

illeana 08-03-2007 06:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 12864996)
I don't even know what to say.
Most popular so far has been:? I don?t understand!" ?. Its ok I don?t either :)

Rochard 08-03-2007 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12864750)
You made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you.
Glad we could help!

The question is going to be "who's next?"......

S P A N N O W 08-03-2007 10:49 AM
Someone's got a lot of free time on their hands lately I see...

WhiplashDug 08-03-2007 10:53 AM
Rotflmao.... I May Have To Fight Texas For The Lic. Plate!!!


........... :321GFY

Rochard 08-03-2007 12:04 PM
I'm told Gunner - who was in enroute to Florida most of yesterday - just found out about his new site.

punker barbie 08-04-2007 12:35 PM
Oh snap looks like my little ol paysite has joined a family! LOL

Thanks for the great laugh. Seriously good stuff there.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-04-2007 12:51 PM
http://www.captaintenderthighs.com/images/index_11.jpg

Eroticism at it finest!!!

Best laugh I have had in awhile... :thumbsup

BTW, I just purchased the typo domain Rochard's Bumpy Rash - how much do you think it's worth?

ADG

NTM 08-04-2007 01:32 PM
you got too much time on your hands :1orglaugh

Roald 08-04-2007 01:41 PM
punkerbarbie is added to our dbase and on the main right now. This is going to sell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to see how many times my cc is billed tomorow.

RawAlex 08-04-2007 01:44 PM
If the whole thing wasn't so much like reality it wouldn't be anywhere near as funny. I want to know who you got the shave software from, because it seems like it is very well developed. I am sure someone has been testing it!

Roald 08-04-2007 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 12874165)
If the whole thing wasn't so much like reality it wouldn't be anywhere near as funny. I want to know who you got the shave software from, because it seems like it is very well developed. I am sure someone has been testing it!
I reported a bug today though as it reported a sale today :(

TTiger 08-04-2007 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrawn$ (Post 12863009)
i dont understand

all false sites with some well known industry guy and girls:upsidedow!
it took me some minutes to get it :1orglaugh

Roald 08-04-2007 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TTiger (Post 12874223)
all false sites with some well known industry guy and girls:upsidedow!
it took me some minutes to get it :1orglaugh
what do you mean false?

BSleazy 08-04-2007 02:15 PM
Someone has too much free time on their hands.

GUNNER 08-06-2007 05:08 AM
Not only did they do this behind my back, they cleverly timed its release when I'd be away at the show, so I didn't see it until Sat... after I'd already had about 2 dozen ppl come up to me laughing hysterically.

I'd threaten paybacks, but honestly that shit it so well done, I don't think I can top it.

testpie 08-06-2007 05:52 AM
http://www.kramy.com/pics/050914_gil...ed.hmedium.jpg

ElConquistador 08-07-2007 05:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FuckMeCash (Post 12863396)
FYI....This is not Rochard's program...he's just the only one who we employ that speaks good enough engrish to post
Hahaha... he speak much gooder Engrish than many peoples

jimthefiend 08-07-2007 05:17 AM
This must be doing wonders for Cherry Pimps. :eek7

SleazyDream 08-09-2007 08:19 PM
best program ever!

GUNNER 08-10-2007 09:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 12905406)
best program ever!
It really does look good!
People would be promoting it and making sales if they hadn't stopped just short of the actual sign-up forms!


If you don't like it you can SWALLOW MY NUT

Ross 08-10-2007 10:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GITZINGER (Post 12863219)
someone's got waaaaaay too much time on their hands!!

:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I'll say! What an incredible waiste of time.


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