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  • Rochard
    Jägermeister Test Pilot
    • Dec 2001
    • 75733

    #1

    Changing the way our industry does business - Introducing Fuckmecash.com!

    Every so often our industry spits forth a new program that changes the way we do busienss with each other. It's time to put down the pitchfork, stop cleaning up after the llammas, and get back to making money!



    WWW.FUCKMECASH.COM

    We are as happy as a newbie webmaster in a Mexican Whorehouse at WYPD! Introducing the revolutionary Fuckmecash.com, a brand new progam with all of the features you've come to expect from a high profile program.

    Check out some of our revolutionay new features:
    - The all new "You Pay Us" payment structure
    - No affiliate support
    - No promo tools
    - No pay outs ever
    - Paid hosted galleries
    - No 2257 Documention

    Plus our Revolutionary Shave 6.9 Affiliate Software!!!!

    Fuckmecash has three sites, and we'll be adding new sites as often as the drama llama let us!



    Captain Thender Thighs
    www.captaintenderthighs.com
    Rarely do you ever get to see a site like this and thankfully so! Here you'll get to see Captain Tender Thighs hard at work on his boy toys, and sometime girl toys. He's the sauciest little man you'll ever see and hopefully the last!!




    Gunners Guys
    www.gunnersguys.com
    There's isn't much to say about Gunner's Guys other than these are all men! They're just the biggest, hottest and thexiest around and once you look you won't look again!



    Punker Barbie Gone Wild
    www.punkerbarbiegonewild.com
    The hardest working girl in adult is now ready to make her debut and she does it in style! She gets down and prays to the porcelain god and begs for more! Not one to be missed!


    Check out Fuckmecash.com and start sending us your money today!

    ((( We also have an abundance of short ICQ accounts for sale!!! )))

    Special thanks in part to.......
    Gunner from ATK Cash
    Eric from Reality Cash and Playboy Webmasters
    Punker Barbie from Spunky Cash
    JFK from FUBAR
    Brought to you by Cherry Pimps
    Last edited by S P A N N O W; 08-02-2007, 12:12 PM.
    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    omg you crazy breeder!

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    • pornguy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Mar 2003
      • 62912

      #3
      I have to say, that I am truly amazed.
      PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

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      • StuartD
        Sofa King Band
        • Jul 2002
        • 29903

        #4
        omg!!
        This is me on facebook
        This is me on twitter

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        • Nader
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 5086

          #5


          I'm pushing all our traffic to it..

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          • Thrawn$
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2002
            • 4596

            #6
            i dont understand
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            • JayDeeZee
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 3595

              #7

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              • avalanche
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 1922

                #8
                Originally posted by Thrawn$
                i dont understand
                Step 1 - Push all traffic to FuckMeCash
                Step 2 - Open Window
                Step 3 - Jump Out Window
                Avalanche

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                • gimo33
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 5599

                  #9
                  nice.... where do I sign up?
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                  • BoyAlley
                    So Fucking Gay
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 19714

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Thrawn$
                    i dont understand

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                    • aico
                      Moo Moo Cow
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 14748

                      #11
                      Can you take my money by ACH? looks good.

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                      • Bomber8888
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1444

                        #12
                        I don't get it either! duhhhhh
                        Icq - 403858640
                        bomber.jason AT gmail dot com

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                        • Ditosta
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2006
                          • 2107

                          #13
                          Wow! very very vey funny!
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                          • sweetums
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 2534

                            #14
                            Ok....I'm dying her...you are sooooo gonna get it (I'd be most afraid of Punker Barbie if I were you!).....
                            ICQ: 114549321

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                            • ShaveBucks
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 467

                              #15
                              Now this program gets the 7 blade Shavebucks razor of approval!

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                              • MikeVega
                                **Porntrepreneur**
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 12788

                                #16
                                I'll be getting Eric into our exits right away...


                                Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                • BradM
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 3397

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Thrawn$
                                  i dont understand
                                  I think it's supposed to be an elaborate joke.

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                                  • Headless
                                    Registered User
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 26727

                                    #18
                                    wow you guys went balls out on this one

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                                    • avalanche
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 1922

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MikeVega
                                      I'll be getting Eric into our exits right away...
                                      In beta testing we found that Eric always performs best on exits.....I mean his site performs best on exits......
                                      Avalanche

                                      CherryPimps - Daily Pornstars, LIVE and more!

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                                      • natas
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 3377

                                        #20
                                        nicely done

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                                        • seeric
                                          ..........
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 41917

                                          #21
                                          i am trying to join punkerparbiegonewild.com but it wont take my CC.

                                          how do i get innnnnnnnnnnnnn???????????????????????????????

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                                          • nosey
                                            Talk Hard
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 14413

                                            #22
                                            niceee

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                                            • RuthB
                                              Let's Get Paxumized!
                                              • May 2005
                                              • 7248

                                              #23
                                              hahaha this is classic Rochard!
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                                              • avalanche
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 1922

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                i am trying to join punkerparbiegonewild.com but it wont take my CC.

                                                how do i get innnnnnnnnnnnnn???????????????????????????????
                                                Don't worry....FuckMeCash's revolutionary Shave v6.9 affiliate software can intuitively track failed join attempts and will bill the affiliate accordingly. NO Traffic is lost, only shaved!
                                                Avalanche

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                                                • Voodoo
                                                  ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 10600

                                                  #25
                                                  I just sent 1000 uniques to each of these new sites and they are converting off the chain! 1:2 right now! HOLY FUCK!

                                                  "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                  • Panky
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 269

                                                    #26
                                                    OMG! LOL! You guys really went all out on this one!

                                                    Congratulations guys!



                                                    lol!

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                                                    • tenderobject
                                                      Need Designs? 312352846
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 11688

                                                      #27
                                                      hahaha this is one of the best thread ive ever read... damn, i really spent minutes to read this i thought this was serious hahahahh


                                                      NEED DESIGNS?!?

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                                                      • 1off
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                        • 674

                                                        #28
                                                        I had to see how far you took it. Apparently all the way.

                                                        If you want to sign up you must be absolutely FUCKING nuts! If you are GO AWAY NOW
                                                        otherwise....signup for these great programs who DON"T shave and WILL make you lots of money!

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                                                        • BobG
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 4274

                                                          #29
                                                          good one. :P

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                                                          • GITZINGER
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                            • 929

                                                            #30
                                                            someone's got waaaaaay too much time on their hands!!

                                                            Your momma was a ho!!!

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                                                            • Pipecrew
                                                              Master of Gfy.com
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 14888

                                                              #31
                                                              imagine the money you could of made making it a real program, looks like a lot of time spent on that.

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                                                              • KimJI
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2007
                                                                • 1839

                                                                #32
                                                                I jerked a little to http://www.captaintenderthighs.com/ right now
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                                                                • D
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                  • 7412

                                                                  #33
                                                                  -D.
                                                                  ICQ: 202-96-31

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                                                                  • MeganS
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 1487

                                                                    #34
                                                                    TOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

                                                                    xoxo,
                                                                    Megan
                                                                    Megan S
                                                                    Broadcast, Licensing and DVD
                                                                    www.nmgmanagement.com

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                                                                    • Sosa
                                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 40149

                                                                      #35
                                                                      lol jebus

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                                                                      • Rochard
                                                                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                                        • 75733

                                                                        #36
                                                                        The next person who hits me up telling me that they signed up to Punker Barbie Gone Wild and can't find the member's area has to buy me a shot of Jager the next time I see them!
                                                                        Herschel Savage
                                                                        Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                        • tranza
                                                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 57559

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Damn, someone got a LOT of free time on their hands!!!
                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                          • FuckMeCash
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Aug 2007
                                                                            • 37

                                                                            #38
                                                                            For my first post and in combination with our launch we'll offer the following contest in this thread!

                                                                            Every 50th post - You Pay Us $50
                                                                            Every 100th post - You Pay Us $250

                                                                            and for the 5000th post - You Pay Us $5000

                                                                            Amazing....Fucking A it's a Amazing!

                                                                            Change your links now or I'll send the Gunner Guys over!
                                                                            FuckMeCash
                                                                            ICQ 192



                                                                            "Fucking Webmasters over since August 1st, 2007"

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                                                                            • SykkBoy2
                                                                              Jesus loves bacon
                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 19969

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                              The next person who hits me up telling me that they signed up to Punker Barbie Gone Wild and can't find the member's area has to buy me a shot of Jager the next time I see them!
                                                                              What about those of us having problems finding the members area for Captain Tender Thighs?
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                                                                              • Mutt
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                                • 34431

                                                                                #40
                                                                                thanks Richard - i alreadygot double billed on Captain Tender Thighs - to make matters worse it was a test signup and the sale isn't showing up in the affiliate admin
                                                                                I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                                                                • FuckMeCash
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                                                  • 37

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                                                  What about those of us having problems finding the members area for Captain Tender Thighs?
                                                                                  That's the beauty of the program....You're just fucked!
                                                                                  FuckMeCash
                                                                                  ICQ 192



                                                                                  "Fucking Webmasters over since August 1st, 2007"

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                                                                                  • Voodoo
                                                                                    ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                                    • 10600

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                    thanks Richard - i alreadygot double billed on Captain Tender Thighs - to make matters worse it was a test signup and the sale isn't showing up in the affiliate admin
                                                                                    I want to be able to PAY to promote these sites. Can you add this to your FMC 2.0 feature request list?

                                                                                    "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                                                    • Rattlehead
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 744

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Fucking Awesome!! Will you submit to TGPs and MGPs with my affiliate code as well? I had a feeling you would. I Love You FuckmeCash.com!

                                                                                      Editorial Disclaimer: The opinions and views expressed by this post do not necessarily reflect those of AllureCash.net or AmateurAllure.com, or other sponsors and partners. Thank You.
                                                                                      Last edited by Rattlehead; 08-02-2007, 01:11 PM. Reason: typo
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                                                                                      • Voodoo
                                                                                        ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                                        • 10600

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Voodoo
                                                                                        I want to be able to PAY to promote these sites. Can you add this to your FMC 2.0 feature request list?
                                                                                        Wait. NVM. You got me covered! Thanks FuckMeCash!

                                                                                        "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                                                        • FuckMeCash
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Aug 2007
                                                                                          • 37

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Rattlehead
                                                                                          Fucking Awesome!! Will you submit to TGPs and MGPs with my affiliate code as well? I had a feeling you would. I Love You FuckmeCash.com!
                                                                                          Not only will we submit for you, but we'll shave the code, insert our own and submit away! Plus, we'll send a trailer park whore to your house to shit on your rug! Bonus!
                                                                                          FuckMeCash
                                                                                          ICQ 192



                                                                                          "Fucking Webmasters over since August 1st, 2007"

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                                                                                          • seeric
                                                                                            ..........
                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 41917

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                            The next person who hits me up telling me that they signed up to Punker Barbie Gone Wild and can't find the member's area has to buy me a shot of Jager the next time I see them!
                                                                                            i need to get in that area..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

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                                                                                            • Klen
                                                                                              • Aug 2006
                                                                                              • 32235

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Is JFK also model?hehe

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                                                                                              • Voodoo
                                                                                                ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                                                • 10600

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Will you please spam my email account everytime someone in your company shits, burps or sneezes, so that I can stay up to date with your program and all of the going ons?

                                                                                                "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                                                                • billie
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                  • 142

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  OMG Richard....You apparently have a lot of time on your hands. But I loved it!!
                                                                                                  Yankscash.com
                                                                                                  Skype - billiemiller

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                                                                                                  • crugar
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                                                                    • 205

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Too Funny!!

                                                                                                    Good Job!
                                                                                                    ICQ 270-458-724 (CruGar)

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