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dacash · 09-05-2002, 08:13 PM

YOU WANT YOUR MONEY ? you came to the right place. Here at
Bad Ass Collectors Inc. we will get your money, all we want in return is 35 cents on the dollar. You think that is expensive? hmm no, try to pay for a plane ticket, hotel, car, Equipement and other important things that you will need to collect. That will cost you too much.

We take contracts from $500 to a maximum of $50 000 after that, well it would be to hard to count our percentage. We might not be the smartest guys out there, but we get you your money...

Ok now to meet my associate, he rather not use is real name for Legal reason. Let's just call him Bad Ass Willy

He will make sure personnaly that you get your money back no mather what it takes. We also make sure they remember not to fuck with you ever again! Some time they even give more just to make sure your happy.

At Bad Ass Collectors Inc. We take our job really seriously, here is one of our Collecting Researcher, he goes around trying to find the best way and equipement to collect your money.

One of our secret in collecting is making a good first impresion, we don't call them before like other collecting agencies does. We will go make our first Impression with our new HIGH TECH GEAR that we have call the "LOUISVILLE SLUGGER" with gentle grip.

I could go on for hours, but i think you get the point, so for all of you GFYers think twice before calling the 2 bite ass licking collecting agency. CALL BAD ASS COLLECTORS INC.

One last thing, our new sloggan is " BOOM heres your cash! "

Leave your request here, i'll get our investigating firm to come and take down the info and take care of this for you!
________________________________________-

I got too much time on my hand tonigh

danevans · 09-05-2002, 08:15 PM

wicked.

pentae · 09-05-2002, 08:16 PM

MaxCash owes me $230,000.00

dacash · 09-05-2002, 08:17 PM

Sorry can't help you, We don't know how to count higher then 50 000 and we don't know how to run a calculator.

wonder · 09-05-2002, 08:20 PM

fuck your louisville slugger and greasy wop bastards tryin to rough fucks up, its all about boneprone's method and devices!

Gemini · 09-05-2002, 08:22 PM

So THAT is where Nitro from American Gladiators went... from the long filthy hair it looks like he got on crack and started collections work.

Pentae...230k?? No one would believe that number, that would be your lifetime income total if you're lucky.

Babaganoosh · 09-05-2002, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dacash
Sorry can't help you, We don't know how to count higher then 50 000 and we don't know how to run a calculator.

or know how to spell T-H-A-N

ronin · 09-05-2002, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

or know how to spell T-H-A-N

hahaha..

09-05-2002, 08:13 PM	#1
dacash Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: some where in a basement Posts: 609	Someone owes you money? Come and tell us here... At the next show in Vegas we will.. YOU WANT YOUR MONEY ? you came to the right place. Here at Bad Ass Collectors Inc. we will get your money, all we want in return is 35 cents on the dollar. You think that is expensive? hmm no, try to pay for a plane ticket, hotel, car, Equipement and other important things that you will need to collect. That will cost you too much. We take contracts from $500 to a maximum of $50 000 after that, well it would be to hard to count our percentage. We might not be the smartest guys out there, but we get you your money... Ok now to meet my associate, he rather not use is real name for Legal reason. Let's just call him Bad Ass Willy He will make sure personnaly that you get your money back no mather what it takes. We also make sure they remember not to fuck with you ever again! Some time they even give more just to make sure your happy. At Bad Ass Collectors Inc. We take our job really seriously, here is one of our Collecting Researcher, he goes around trying to find the best way and equipement to collect your money. One of our secret in collecting is making a good first impresion, we don't call them before like other collecting agencies does. We will go make our first Impression with our new HIGH TECH GEAR that we have call the "LOUISVILLE SLUGGER" with gentle grip. I could go on for hours, but i think you get the point, so for all of you GFYers think twice before calling the 2 bite ass licking collecting agency. CALL BAD ASS COLLECTORS INC. One last thing, our new sloggan is " BOOM heres your cash! " Leave your request here, i'll get our investigating firm to come and take down the info and take care of this for you! ________________________________________- I got too much time on my hand tonigh __________________ ____________ Marc

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