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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Canuckstikan
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L'ill Monday evening Humor...
A woman meets a gorgeous man (or we can say Sleazy for the purpose of GFY) in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." |
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,970
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Heh heh..that made me chuckle
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Posts: 38,323
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 13
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And a good one she chose. A good one.
Aaaaah, memories.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Valley
Posts: 7,412
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Nice
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 8,452
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Cool beans hehe
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lurker
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: atlanta
Posts: 57,021
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very funny.
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