It doesn't matter what you want .
It only matters what you choose .

When life gives you a one eyed leper, skull fuck it...

That book changed my life...

"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Unknown

"It´s better to regret something you did than something you didn´t do." - Red hot Chili Peppers

"It isn't the mistake that kills you - it's the cover-up" - Bill Clinton

"Do unto others........

..... then split."



:D

"If you can be conned you can be fucked!"

"If you love something, let it go
if it comes back it's yours.
If it doesn't,
hunt it down and kill it."



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Finally........

The Rock ......

HAS COME BACK TO GFY!!!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Best one yet!

Tell someone who gives a shit :321GFY

I never get near a bonus anyway... yeah FUCK it

fuck off and die.

"Fuck the Surfer"

see my sig

The customer is a stupid fucking moron, but never ever let him know that you know that.

What a long, strange trip it's been.

find em, fuck em, and flee

if you suck it, you have to swallow

"dont' argue with a sick mind "

"madness has its toll ;please have exact change"

"relax the throat muscles, and breathe on the downstroke"

"same shit, different site"

There is no way to fool yourself. If YOU are fooling YOURSELF then who is fooling YOU ?

When in doubt, fuck!


Slim!

I'll keep that in mind:1orglaugh

"Whats the use of getting sober, when you're gonna get drunk again?"

:drinkup

Fuck with the Bull get the Horns

Keep your enemies close and your friends closer

There's a big difference between kneeling down, and bending over.

--Zappa



http://www.ksexradio.com

Only users lose drugs.

So far, so good, so what? (Megadeth)

"I don't give a shit what you do here at work, but if that plant dies, you're fired!"

Don't talk with your ass, you'll have bad breath

"Often imitated, but never duplicated" :winkwink:

minimum energy, maximum disorder :thumbsup

"fuck the surfer" if he dont have a credit cart:feels-hot
"fuck the surfer" just for the fun of it:1orglaugh
"fuck the surfer" if she is a hot looking chick:Graucho

did I forget any kind of "surferfucking" ???

Just say yes

Money is like toiletpaper, you get really upset when you run out.

Before judging a man you should walk a mile in his shoes....that way if he doesn't like your judgement you're a mile a way and have his shoes.

become a part of the system, then undermine it. :Graucho

"I swear I won't cum in your mouth"

"To err is human, to repeat is fucking stupid"

I prefer - "Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!"

what's a motto?

nothing, what's a motto with you!

and remember...where ever you go, that's where you are

:Graucho :1orglaugh
like that one:thumbsup