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Barefootsies · 07-25-2007, 10:56 AM

Lohan resumes free fall with latest DUI arrest

Some people are content to simply fall off the wagon.

Other people set their wagon on fire, drive it off the highest cliff they can find and detonate a small nuclear device about halfway down. Count Lindsay Lohan in this camp.

The troubled starlet's staggering free fall continued early Tuesday morning when she was arrested -- again -- for suspicion of driving under the influence and possession of cocaine. The 1:30 a.m. arrest in Santa Monica came after police received a frantic 911 call from a woman who said she was being chased by Lohan's SUV. The woman turned out to be the mother of one of Lohan's personal assistants, who had quit Monday.

Less than two weeks out of rehab, with another drunken-driving case pending (and possibly a another cocaine charge), Lohan had a blood-alcohol level of between 0.12 and 0.13 percent when police found her Tuesday morning, Santa Monica police Sgt. Shane Talbot said.

Lohan attorney Blair Berk said her client had relapsed and was again receiving medical care.

"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease," Berk said in a statement Tuesday.

Authorities received a 911 call from the mother of Lohan's former personal assistant, said Lt. Alex Padilla. The assistant had just quit hours before, he said. Anyone who's followed Lohan's histrionics-filled personal history knows she can be set off by what she sees as acts of betrayal or desertion. Lohan nearly physically attacked Jessica Biel at a GQ magazine party last year when she found out an assistant who had quit working for her had been hired by Biel.

"The mother was afraid," said Padilla, who added that the women apparently was not aware that it was Lohan who was following her. If she had, her fear would have probably graduated to full-on panic. Police found the two parties parked at Santa Monica's Civic Auditorium, engaged in a "heated debate," Padilla said. Two males were with Lohan in the 2004 Yukon, including the owner of the vehicle, Padilla said. They were not identified. The mother had just one passenger and it wasn't her daughter, Padilla said.

Padilla said Lohan failed a series of sobriety tests and was booked for investigation of driving under the influence and driving on a suspended license, both misdemeanors; and on suspicion of possession of cocaine and transport of a narcotic, both felonies, authorities said. During a pre-booking search, police found cocaine in one of Lohan's pants pockets, Talbot said. Several hours later, Lohan was released on $25,000 bail. A hearing was slated for Aug. 24, which is the same day as Lohan's hearing on her DUI arrest in Beverly Hills. That should be a fun day for the actress, who left Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility on July 13, after a stay of more than six weeks.

Lohan's mom, Dina, who probably shouldn't bank on winning any Mother of the Year awards anytime soon, told TV's "The Insider" that she is "sick" over Tuesday's arrest and insisted that Lohan was "in a safe place."

"We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won't give up -- this is my daughter, and we love her," Lohan said.

WE NOW TUNE TO ANOTHER MELTDOWN, ALREADY IN PROGRESS: Speaking of high-profile "graduates" of the Promises rehab center (maybe they should add the word "Broken" to its name), details are getting out about Britney Spears' explosive interview and photo shoot with OK! magazine. This is the interview in which the Britster was going to serve up her unfettered views of her Promises rehab, life with K-Fed, the sex scandal at the World Bank, etc. According to celeb Web site TMZ.com, the interview and photo session was a disaster. According to witnesses , Spears was "completely out of it" during the session; her "eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead." Spears took frequent bathroom breaks (!), exhibited severe mood changes and declared that she was afraid the ceiling was about to cave in on her. Also, when one of her dogs pooped on the floor, Spears used a Chanel dress to clean the mess. And after lunching on fried chicken, she wiped her greasy hands on the expensive Gucci dress she donned for the shoot. Reportedly, the photos are so awful that OK! editors considered scrapping them for fear of destroying what's left of Spears' career. But after much ... intense ... moral ... debate ... and ... soul searching ... THEY DECIDED TO RUN THEM ALL!!!!!

IT'S NOT OVER YET ... J.K. Rowling says she's going to write another Harry Potter book after all ... sort of.

The author told the "Today" show Tuesday that she plans to pen a Potter encyclopedia, saying it would serve up many more details and back stories about the characters in the seven-book series and reveal the fate of the Hogwarts wizarding school and its staff and students.

"I suppose I have (started) because the raw material is all in my notes," Rowling said. She did not say when the book would be ready for publishing.

Today's People Column was compiled by Randy McMullen from staff and news service reports. Comments? Write to us c/o the Times, P.O. Box 8099, Walnut Creek, CA 94596-8099. Or call 925-943-8262, fax 925-943-8265, or e-mail [email protected].

MILESTONES

Birthdays: Actress Estelle Getty (84), actress Barbara Harris (72), rock musician Verdine White of Earth, Wind & Fire (56), singer-musician Jem Finer of the Pogues (52), model-actress Iman (52), "Curtis" cartoonist Ray Billingsley (50), rock musician Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth (49), actress-singer Bobbie Eakes (46), actress Illeana Douglas (42), country singer Marty Brown (42), actor Matt LeBlanc (40), actor D.B. Woodside (38), actor Brad Renfro (25).

http://www.contracostatimes.com/celebrities/ci_6453464

Brad · 07-25-2007, 11:00 AM

Well, apparently OK doesn't have any good pics of our favourite train wreck. They are just going to run the pics of here at the beach in here underwear. Either way, who really cares anymore?

pornguy · 07-25-2007, 11:18 AM

Fucking idiots.

they will screw their lives.

ADL Josh · 07-25-2007, 11:28 AM

interesting little read..thanks for the updates

Skillz Unlimited · 07-25-2007, 12:06 PM

ya that was great. thanks man

sniperwolf · 07-25-2007, 12:13 PM

she's a mess! who cares?

07-25-2007, 10:56 AM	#1
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Lohan - Again (But I love his analogies) Lohan resumes free fall with latest DUI arrest Some people are content to simply fall off the wagon. Other people set their wagon on fire, drive it off the highest cliff they can find and detonate a small nuclear device about halfway down. Count Lindsay Lohan in this camp. The troubled starlet's staggering free fall continued early Tuesday morning when she was arrested -- again -- for suspicion of driving under the influence and possession of cocaine. The 1:30 a.m. arrest in Santa Monica came after police received a frantic 911 call from a woman who said she was being chased by Lohan's SUV. The woman turned out to be the mother of one of Lohan's personal assistants, who had quit Monday. Less than two weeks out of rehab, with another drunken-driving case pending (and possibly a another cocaine charge), Lohan had a blood-alcohol level of between 0.12 and 0.13 percent when police found her Tuesday morning, Santa Monica police Sgt. Shane Talbot said. Lohan attorney Blair Berk said her client had relapsed and was again receiving medical care. "Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease," Berk said in a statement Tuesday. Authorities received a 911 call from the mother of Lohan's former personal assistant, said Lt. Alex Padilla. The assistant had just quit hours before, he said. Anyone who's followed Lohan's histrionics-filled personal history knows she can be set off by what she sees as acts of betrayal or desertion. Lohan nearly physically attacked Jessica Biel at a GQ magazine party last year when she found out an assistant who had quit working for her had been hired by Biel. "The mother was afraid," said Padilla, who added that the women apparently was not aware that it was Lohan who was following her. If she had, her fear would have probably graduated to full-on panic. Police found the two parties parked at Santa Monica's Civic Auditorium, engaged in a "heated debate," Padilla said. Two males were with Lohan in the 2004 Yukon, including the owner of the vehicle, Padilla said. They were not identified. The mother had just one passenger and it wasn't her daughter, Padilla said. Padilla said Lohan failed a series of sobriety tests and was booked for investigation of driving under the influence and driving on a suspended license, both misdemeanors; and on suspicion of possession of cocaine and transport of a narcotic, both felonies, authorities said. During a pre-booking search, police found cocaine in one of Lohan's pants pockets, Talbot said. Several hours later, Lohan was released on $25,000 bail. A hearing was slated for Aug. 24, which is the same day as Lohan's hearing on her DUI arrest in Beverly Hills. That should be a fun day for the actress, who left Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility on July 13, after a stay of more than six weeks. Lohan's mom, Dina, who probably shouldn't bank on winning any Mother of the Year awards anytime soon, told TV's "The Insider" that she is "sick" over Tuesday's arrest and insisted that Lohan was "in a safe place." "We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won't give up -- this is my daughter, and we love her," Lohan said. WE NOW TUNE TO ANOTHER MELTDOWN, ALREADY IN PROGRESS: Speaking of high-profile "graduates" of the Promises rehab center (maybe they should add the word "Broken" to its name), details are getting out about Britney Spears' explosive interview and photo shoot with OK! magazine. This is the interview in which the Britster was going to serve up her unfettered views of her Promises rehab, life with K-Fed, the sex scandal at the World Bank, etc. According to celeb Web site TMZ.com, the interview and photo session was a disaster. According to witnesses , Spears was "completely out of it" during the session; her "eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead." Spears took frequent bathroom breaks (!), exhibited severe mood changes and declared that she was afraid the ceiling was about to cave in on her. Also, when one of her dogs pooped on the floor, Spears used a Chanel dress to clean the mess. And after lunching on fried chicken, she wiped her greasy hands on the expensive Gucci dress she donned for the shoot. Reportedly, the photos are so awful that OK! editors considered scrapping them for fear of destroying what's left of Spears' career. But after much ... intense ... moral ... debate ... and ... soul searching ... THEY DECIDED TO RUN THEM ALL!!!!! IT'S NOT OVER YET ... J.K. Rowling says she's going to write another Harry Potter book after all ... sort of. The author told the "Today" show Tuesday that she plans to pen a Potter encyclopedia, saying it would serve up many more details and back stories about the characters in the seven-book series and reveal the fate of the Hogwarts wizarding school and its staff and students. "I suppose I have (started) because the raw material is all in my notes," Rowling said. She did not say when the book would be ready for publishing. Today's People Column was compiled by Randy McMullen from staff and news service reports. Comments? Write to us c/o the Times, P.O. Box 8099, Walnut Creek, CA 94596-8099. Or call 925-943-8262, fax 925-943-8265, or e-mail [email protected]. MILESTONES Birthdays: Actress Estelle Getty (84), actress Barbara Harris (72), rock musician Verdine White of Earth, Wind & Fire (56), singer-musician Jem Finer of the Pogues (52), model-actress Iman (52), "Curtis" cartoonist Ray Billingsley (50), rock musician Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth (49), actress-singer Bobbie Eakes (46), actress Illeana Douglas (42), country singer Marty Brown (42), actor Matt LeBlanc (40), actor D.B. Woodside (38), actor Brad Renfro (25). http://www.contracostatimes.com/celebrities/ci_6453464 __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

07-25-2007, 11:00 AM	#2
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