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Old 07-25-2007, 01:24 AM   #1
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I like big titties -- my entry into the poetry contest

I like big titties
I like them a bunch
I like them for breakfast
I like them for lunch

I like them for dinner
Or as a midnight snack
And the best part 'bout titties
They come in two packs

I like the right one
And I like the left
I like to see them
I like that the best

I like to touch them
And I like to squeeze
And I will say 'Thank you'
But first I'll say "PLEASE!"
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:27 AM   #2
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very inspiring
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:29 AM   #3
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Five Stars !
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:31 AM   #4
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:31 AM   #5
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If I had big titties
I'd play with them all day
I'd let my friends squeeze them
Does that make me gay?
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:35 AM   #6
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seems as someone has fallen in love
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:39 AM   #7
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So gals with big titties
Don't get all upset
Tits look great when bouncing
And ever better when wet!
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Old 07-25-2007, 01:40 AM   #8
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I'm going to invent a device that will disable my keyboard when I've been drinking... I could sell one to almost everyone on GFY
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:17 PM   #9
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outstanding, poetic, truly inspirational
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:32 PM   #10
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I'm going to invent a device that will disable my keyboard when I've been drinking... I could sell one to almost everyone on GFY
i'll take 2.
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:33 PM   #11
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I'm going to invent a device that will disable my keyboard when I've been drinking... I could sell one to almost everyone on GFY
Can you make it USB so it'll work on the lappy too... that gets me in trouble, goddamn wireless everywhere...
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:33 PM   #12
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I'm going to invent a device that will disable my keyboard when I've been drinking... I could sell one to almost everyone on GFY
Whats funny about this post, is you edited it for some reason. Oh and love the poem - but not inspiring enough to make me want to look at tittys - still love my long legs and miniskirts
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:36 PM   #13
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That was very good breeder! Is it ok for me to post that on LawdsMercy.com?
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:38 PM   #14
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Here is my entry

Titties, big and small...I love them all.

Thank you!
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:39 PM   #15
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That was very good breeder! Is it ok for me to post that on LawdsMercy.com?
Teh online ghey approvals... That's like getting published old skool

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Old 07-25-2007, 05:12 PM   #16
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Inspirational to say the least...
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:22 PM   #17
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seriously funny steve!
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:32 PM   #18
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That's pretty damn good Steve.
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