I like big titties -- my entry into the poetry contest

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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    I like big titties -- my entry into the poetry contest

    I like big titties
    I like them a bunch
    I like them for breakfast
    I like them for lunch

    I like them for dinner
    Or as a midnight snack
    And the best part 'bout titties
    They come in two packs

    I like the right one
    And I like the left
    I like to see them
    I like that the best

    I like to touch them
    And I like to squeeze
    And I will say 'Thank you'
    But first I'll say "PLEASE!"
    Abra-cadabra!
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    • ProjectNaked
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 4309
      #2
      very inspiring

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        • spunkmaster
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 2052
          #3
          Five Stars !

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            • mikeyddddd
              Viva la vulva!
              • Mar 2003
              • 16557
              #4





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                • SteveLightspeed
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7940
                  #5
                  If I had big titties
                  I'd play with them all day
                  I'd let my friends squeeze them
                  Does that make me gay?
                  Abra-cadabra!

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                    • bobby666
                      boots are my religion
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 21765
                      #6
                      seems as someone has fallen in love

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                        • SteveLightspeed
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 7940
                          #7
                          So gals with big titties
                          Don't get all upset
                          Tits look great when bouncing
                          And ever better when wet!
                          Abra-cadabra!

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                            • SteveLightspeed
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7940
                              #8
                              I'm going to invent a device that will disable my keyboard when I've been drinking... I could sell one to almost everyone on GFY
                              Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 07-25-2007, 12:42 AM.
                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                • B O B
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 2664
                                  #9
                                  outstanding, poetic, truly inspirational
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                                    • seeric
                                      ..........
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 41917
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                      I'm going to invent a device that will disable my keyboard when I've been drinking... I could sell one to almost everyone on GFY
                                      i'll take 2.

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                                        • munki
                                          Do Fun Shit.
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 13393
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                          I'm going to invent a device that will disable my keyboard when I've been drinking... I could sell one to almost everyone on GFY
                                          Can you make it USB so it'll work on the lappy too... that gets me in trouble, goddamn wireless everywhere...

                                          “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                            • Iron Fist
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 23400
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                              I'm going to invent a device that will disable my keyboard when I've been drinking... I could sell one to almost everyone on GFY
                                              Whats funny about this post, is you edited it for some reason. Oh and love the poem - but not inspiring enough to make me want to look at tittys - still love my long legs and miniskirts
                                              i like waffles

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                                                • BoyAlley
                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 19714
                                                  #13
                                                  That was very good breeder! Is it ok for me to post that on LawdsMercy.com?

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                                                    • rob34
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                      • 306
                                                      #14
                                                      Here is my entry

                                                      Titties, big and small...I love them all.

                                                      Thank you!

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                                                        • munki
                                                          Do Fun Shit.
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 13393
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                          That was very good breeder! Is it ok for me to post that on LawdsMercy.com?
                                                          Teh online ghey approvals... That's like getting published old skool


                                                          “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 94744
                                                              #16
                                                              Inspirational to say the least...

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                                                                • Rochard
                                                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 75733
                                                                  #17
                                                                  seriously funny steve!
                                                                  Herschel Savage
                                                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                    • Azlord
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 2651
                                                                      #18
                                                                      That's pretty damn good Steve.

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