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  • Czech
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 2694

    #1

    Confucius Say...

    CONFUCIUS SAY...


    MAN WHO RUN IN FRONT OF CAR, GET TIRED.

    MAN WHO RUN BEHIND CAR, GET EXHAUSTED.

    PASSIONATE KISS LIKE SPIDERS WEB - SOON LEAD TO UNDOING OF FLY.

    MAN WHO WALK THROUGH AIRPORT TURNSTILE SIDEWAYS GOING TO BANGKOK.

    MAN WHO SCRATCHES ASS SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAILS.

    PANTIES NOT BEST THING ON EARTH, BUT NEXT TO IT.

    WAR NOT DETERMINE WHO?S RIGHT. WAR DETERMINES WHO?S LEFT.

    WIFE WHO PUT HUSBAND IN DOGHOUSE SOON FIND HIM IN CAT HOUSE.

    MAN WHO SLEEP IN CATHOUSE BY DAY, SLEEP IN DOGHOUSE BY NIGHT.

    MAN WHO FIGHT WITH WIFE ALL DAY, GET NO PIECE AT NIGHT.

    MAN WHO TELL ONE TOO MANY LIGHT BULB JOKES SOON BURN OUT.

    IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD CRIB, BUT ONE SCREW TO FILL IT.

    MAN WHO DRIVE LIKE HELL, BOUND TO GET THERE.

    MAN WHO SIT ON TACK SOON GET POINT.

    HE WHO FISHES IN OTHER MAN?S WELL OFTEN CATCHES CRABS.

    BASEBALL IS WRONG, MAN WITH FOUR BALLS CANNOT WALK.

    MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET, HIGH ON POT
  • SexualDragon
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 3038

    #2
    Man who goes to bed with Diarrhea, wakes up in uncharted swamp
    Man who goes to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with smelly fingers
    Make 2009 a great year with Tiffany Preston
    436-127-934

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    • florin
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2007
      • 911

      #3
      that´s a lot of wisdom right there...

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      • Vitasoy
        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
        • Oct 2003
        • 58202

        #4
        haha words of wisdom indeed!


        [email protected]

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        • gornyhuy
          Chafed.
          • May 2002
          • 18041

          #5
          The Polygamist says: Variety is the Thrice of Wife

          icq:159548293

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          • sniperwolf
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Mar 2005
            • 17743

            #6
            ~Accepting design works~

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            • MichelleB
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2007
              • 1146

              #7
              Man who farts in church sits in his own pue...lol

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              • GAMEFINEST
                Make STACK$
                • Nov 2006
                • 14472

                #8
                pass me my drink
                Compound interest.

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