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  • jonesy
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 6688
    #1

    So I almost Knocked out a StarBucks Employee today

    I order a large mocha frapuccino

    i get this thing called a venti or some shit - not what i orederd

    i tell the girl who made it that its wrong

    so shes askes the dude who took my order

    hes a big guy and he comes walking over and says "thats what you orderd"

    i said no it isnt - he replies and with an attitude and a staredown, - yes you did, theres nothing wrong with my hearing, thats what you ordered.

    so me being a big dude myself say loud enough for the entire store to hear - so you have nothing worng with your hearing, then how did you fuck up my order ...

    and before he could respond i show him the receipt

    Heres the receipt that you gave me that says grande fucking mocha frappucino.

    So the guy apologizes - and i say really loud - My hearing is fucled up so i didnt hear you, could you repeat that again a little louder....

    i got a free piece of cake too.

    fucking coffee jocky's.
    Last edited by jonesy; 07-21-2007, 06:19 PM.
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    • OG LennyT
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      • Jun 2003
      • 14345
      #2
      LOL - fuck that place, overpriced Coffee... good to see he was 0wned
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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986
          #3
          I would have asked for free muffins

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            • IllTestYourGirls
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              • Feb 2007
              • 14311
              #4
              congrats, you told off someone making 7 dollars an hour GOOD JOB!

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                • he-fox
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 2884
                  #5
                  fights over frappucinos...

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                    • BoyAlley
                      So Fucking Gay
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 19714
                      #6
                      Originally posted by jonesy
                      i got a free piece of cake too.
                      He probably spit and/or pissed and/or jacked off into your coffees.

                      I never complain when there's food involved.

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                        • Red Ezra
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                          • May 2004
                          • 4680
                          #7
                          hahaha - domination

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                            • IllTestYourGirls
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                              • Feb 2007
                              • 14311
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                              He probably spit and/or pissed and/or jacked off into your coffees.

                              I never complain when there's food involved.
                              My sister is a manager at a restaurant, she tells me its a good idea not to bitch about things

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                                • RAM
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                                  • Jan 2001
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                                  #9
                                  nice one
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                                    • BoyAlley
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                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 19714
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
                                      My sister is a manager at a restaurant, she tells me its a good idea not to bitch about things
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                                        • Chio
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 8002
                                          #11
                                          A nice Sicilian slice would have been much better eh?

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                                            • Dirty D
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                                              • May 2002
                                              • 4044
                                              #12
                                              Mama said knock you out...

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                                                • wil_I_Am
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                                                  • Sep 2005
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                                                  #13
                                                  Maybe I'm missing something.. but you do realize that "Venti" is what they call their large size, right?

                                                  So a large mocha frapuccino = venti mocha frappuccino

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                                                    • Steve Awesome
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                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 1575
                                                      #14
                                                      Venti means large, so you actually did get what you asked for in regards to the size.

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                                                        • Steve Awesome
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                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 1575
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Incredible_Wil
                                                          Maybe I'm missing something.. but you do realize that "Venti" is what they call their large size, right?

                                                          So a large mocha frapuccino = venti mocha frappuccino
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                                                            • pocketkangaroo
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                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                              • 8452
                                                              #16
                                                              I worked there in high school. I can almost guarantee your new drink had either saliva or stink finger put in it.

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                                                                • Helix
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                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 6021
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Foamy the squirrel loves Starbucks

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                                                                    • JamesK2
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                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 6589
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                      He probably spit and/or pissed and/or jacked off into your coffees.

                                                                      I never complain when there's food involved.
                                                                      What he said

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                                                                        • pocketkangaroo
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                          • 8452
                                                                          #19
                                                                          And Venti is large. Not sure what you were arguing about.

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                                                                            • IllTestYourGirls
                                                                              Ah My Balls
                                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                                              • 14311
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Steve Awesome
                                                                              Venti means large, so you actually did get what you asked for in regards to the size.
                                                                              uh oh, I am glad I dont go to these coffee shops I would suck at ordering and then yell at someone when I didnt understand what I ordered

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                                                                                • aico
                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 14748
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  so you complained about paying less and getting more...

                                                                                  Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back there big guy.

                                                                                  I bet they had a field day making fun of you all day after you left the store.

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                                                                                    • KingpinMedia
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                                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                                      • 834
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      this is hilarious. This guy raises his voice and causes a huge scene because he doesn't know Venti means large.

                                                                                      Jesus, got to love tough guys. I bet he went home and flexed in the mirror for hours


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                                                                                        • aico
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                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                          • 14748
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by st3akandcheese
                                                                                          this is hilarious. This guy raises his voice and causes a huge scene because he doesn't know Venti means large.

                                                                                          Jesus, got to love tough guys. I bet he went home and flexed in the mirror for hours
                                                                                          Yah the muscle head didn't even realize he got more for what he paid. But hey, he got cake, and I am sure the fucking spit & stink palm in it was hardly even noticeable.

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                                                                                            • shermo
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Venti is the large size...So you got more and complained til you got less?

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                                                                                                • BrandonK
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                                                                  • 39
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by he-fox
                                                                                                  fights over frappucinos...
                                                                                                  What is the world coming to.
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                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Incredible_Wil
                                                                                                      Maybe I'm missing something.. but you do realize that "Venti" is what they call their large size, right?

                                                                                                      So a large mocha frapuccino = venti mocha frappuccino
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Steve Awesome
                                                                                                      Venti means large, so you actually did get what you asked for in regards to the size.
                                                                                                      Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                      And Venti is large. Not sure what you were arguing about.
                                                                                                      True, but he paid for a Grande, damn it, and no one was going to make him take a larger size for the same money.

                                                                                                      He sure showed them.

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                                                                                                        • he-fox
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                                                          • 2884
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          this must be the self-ownage threads day

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                                                                                                            • Makingcoin
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                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              You took the cake? Oh shit.

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                                                                                                                • baddog
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                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                  • 107089
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Makingcoin
                                                                                                                  You took the cake? Oh shit.













                                                                                                                  he doesn't need to know

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                                                                                                                    • aico
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                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                      • 14748
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog













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                                                                                                                        • Aquarius
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                                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                                          • 4754
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I thought grande was actually smaller than venti.

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                                                                                                                            • baddog
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                              • 107089
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Aquarius
                                                                                                                              I thought grande was actually smaller than venti.
                                                                                                                              it is . . .

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                                                                                                                                • jonesy
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 6688
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  - i love the replies

                                                                                                                                  just to clarify

                                                                                                                                  i know what venti means and i forgot to add it was an ice coffee i was given and not a frap

                                                                                                                                  i know complaining gets your food /drink fucked with so of course i watched my drink get made as well as how my cake was handled

                                                                                                                                  carry on.
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                                                                                                                                    • Makingcoin
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                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jonesy
                                                                                                                                      - i love the replies

                                                                                                                                      just to clarify

                                                                                                                                      i know what venti means and i forgot to add it was an ice coffee i was given and not a frap

                                                                                                                                      i know complaining gets your food /drink fucked with so of course i watched my drink get made as well as how my cake was handled

                                                                                                                                      carry on.
                                                                                                                                      That's the special cake.

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                                                                                                                                        • eroswebmaster
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                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 20295
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                                                          He probably spit and/or pissed and/or jacked off into your coffees.

                                                                                                                                          I never complain when there's food involved.
                                                                                                                                          Not until AFTER they give it to me.
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                                                                                                                                            • jonesy
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                                                                                                                                                • bhutocracy
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 10218
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I didn't know it was possible to be tough and order a frapuccino at the same time. ;)
                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by bhutocracy; 07-21-2007, 09:08 PM.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Theo The Theologian
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                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 1099
                                                                                                                                                      #38
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                                                                                                                                                        • eddie-executive
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                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 2061
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Dude you need help its only a coffee id be laughing my ass of at you if i was there for getting so pissed off over coffee and letting some guy who makes 7$ an hour get you riled up.

                                                                                                                                                          Thats whats this world is coming to a fist fight over coffee

                                                                                                                                                          Some dude didnt hold the door for me today going into the store and he saw me right behind him should i beat him up?

                                                                                                                                                          You got anger problems dude.
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                                                                                                                                                            • eddie-executive
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                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 2061
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Just dont ask for extra cream from now on after that stunt
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                                                                                                                                                                • bobby666
                                                                                                                                                                  boots are my religion
                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                                                                  • 21765
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  interesting story , but where is the sense?

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Humpy Leftnut
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                                                      • 1292
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      I really can't believe I made it to the end of this thread.. I don't even drink coffee.. I'd ask you guys if you can send me a life, but you're all here too.. fuck.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • aico
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 14748
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                                                                                                                                                          I didn't know it was possible to be tough and order a frapuccino at the same time. ;)

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Mr Pheer
                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 22083
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              I wont even go to starbucks because I refuse to say words like venti and grande and marchiado or whatever... this is the USA and I speak fucking english. Fucking Starbucks started in Seattle there is nothing italian about it.

                                                                                                                                                                              So I just have my wife order for me.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Madame0120
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • 30307
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I quit coffee about a year ago.

                                                                                                                                                                                      I no longer have anxiety problems or anxiety attacks.

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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          he must not like his job
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • gangbangjoe
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 17693
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                                                                                                                                                                              I didn't know it was possible to be tough and order a frapuccino at the same time. ;)
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Axarsys
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2007
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Not a coffee fan, I'd rather drink coco, but I'll make the stuff myself just the way I like it...it's also safer that way.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      you know how I knew you were gay

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jonesy
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I order a large mocha frapuccino
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