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jonesy · 07-21-2007, 07:18 PM

I order a large mocha frapuccino

i get this thing called a venti or some shit - not what i orederd

i tell the girl who made it that its wrong

so shes askes the dude who took my order

hes a big guy and he comes walking over and says "thats what you orderd"

i said no it isnt - he replies and with an attitude and a staredown, - yes you did, theres nothing wrong with my hearing, thats what you ordered.

so me being a big dude myself say loud enough for the entire store to hear - so you have nothing worng with your hearing, then how did you fuck up my order ...

and before he could respond i show him the receipt

Heres the receipt that you gave me that says grande fucking mocha frappucino.

So the guy apologizes - and i say really loud - My hearing is fucled up so i didnt hear you, could you repeat that again a little louder....

i got a free piece of cake too.

fucking coffee jocky's.

OG LennyT · 07-21-2007, 07:19 PM

LOL - fuck that place, overpriced Coffee... good to see he was 0wned

Spunky · 07-21-2007, 07:21 PM

I would have asked for free muffins

IllTestYourGirls · 07-21-2007, 07:21 PM

congrats, you told off someone making 7 dollars an hour GOOD JOB!

he-fox · 07-21-2007, 07:23 PM

fights over frappucinos...

BoyAlley · 07-21-2007, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy

i got a free piece of cake too.

He probably spit and/or pissed and/or jacked off into your coffees.

I never complain when there's food involved.

Red Ezra · 07-21-2007, 07:24 PM

hahaha - domination

IllTestYourGirls · 07-21-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

He probably spit and/or pissed and/or jacked off into your coffees.

I never complain when there's food involved.

My sister is a manager at a restaurant, she tells me its a good idea not to bitch about things

RAM · 07-21-2007, 07:27 PM

nice one

BoyAlley · 07-21-2007, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

My sister is a manager at a restaurant, she tells me its a good idea not to bitch about things

GURL I know, I know. These breeders need to learn.........

Chio · 07-21-2007, 07:27 PM

A nice Sicilian slice would have been much better eh?

Dirty D · 07-21-2007, 07:33 PM

Mama said knock you out...

wil_I_Am · 07-21-2007, 08:25 PM

Maybe I'm missing something.. but you do realize that "Venti" is what they call their large size, right?

So a large mocha frapuccino = venti mocha frappuccino

Steve Awesome · 07-21-2007, 08:27 PM

Venti means large, so you actually did get what you asked for in regards to the size.

Steve Awesome · 07-21-2007, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incredible_Wil

Maybe I'm missing something.. but you do realize that "Venti" is what they call their large size, right?

So a large mocha frapuccino = venti mocha frappuccino

jinx!!!!!!!

pocketkangaroo · 07-21-2007, 08:28 PM

I worked there in high school. I can almost guarantee your new drink had either saliva or stink finger put in it.

Helix · 07-21-2007, 08:30 PM

Foamy the squirrel loves Starbucks

JamesK2 · 07-21-2007, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

He probably spit and/or pissed and/or jacked off into your coffees.

I never complain when there's food involved.

What he said

pocketkangaroo · 07-21-2007, 08:30 PM

And Venti is large. Not sure what you were arguing about.

IllTestYourGirls · 07-21-2007, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Awesome

Venti means large, so you actually did get what you asked for in regards to the size.

uh oh, I am glad I dont go to these coffee shops I would suck at ordering and then yell at someone when I didnt understand what I ordered

aico · 07-21-2007, 08:39 PM

so you complained about paying less and getting more...

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back there big guy.

I bet they had a field day making fun of you all day after you left the store.

KingpinMedia · 07-21-2007, 08:45 PM

this is hilarious. This guy raises his voice and causes a huge scene because he doesn't know Venti means large.

Jesus, got to love tough guys. I bet he went home and flexed in the mirror for hours

aico · 07-21-2007, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st3akandcheese

this is hilarious. This guy raises his voice and causes a huge scene because he doesn't know Venti means large.

Jesus, got to love tough guys. I bet he went home and flexed in the mirror for hours

Yah the muscle head didn't even realize he got more for what he paid. But hey, he got cake, and I am sure the fucking spit & stink palm in it was hardly even noticeable.

07-21-2007, 08:48 PM

Venti is the large size...So you got more and complained til you got less?

BrandonK · 07-21-2007, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox

fights over frappucinos...

What is the world coming to.

baddog · 07-21-2007, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incredible_Wil

Maybe I'm missing something.. but you do realize that "Venti" is what they call their large size, right?

So a large mocha frapuccino = venti mocha frappuccino

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Awesome

Venti means large, so you actually did get what you asked for in regards to the size.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

And Venti is large. Not sure what you were arguing about.

True, but he paid for a Grande, damn it, and no one was going to make him take a larger size for the same money.

He sure showed them.

he-fox · 07-21-2007, 08:55 PM

this must be the self-ownage threads day

Makingcoin · 07-21-2007, 09:08 PM

You took the cake? Oh shit.

baddog · 07-21-2007, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin

You took the cake? Oh shit.

he doesn't need to know

aico · 07-21-2007, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

he doesn't need to know

Stink Palm

But knowing is half the battle

Aquarius · 07-21-2007, 09:33 PM

I thought grande was actually smaller than venti.

baddog · 07-21-2007, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aquarius

I thought grande was actually smaller than venti.

it is . . .

jonesy · 07-21-2007, 09:35 PM

- i love the replies

just to clarify

i know what venti means and i forgot to add it was an ice coffee i was given and not a frap

i know complaining gets your food /drink fucked with so of course i watched my drink get made as well as how my cake was handled

carry on.

Makingcoin · 07-21-2007, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy

- i love the replies

just to clarify

i know what venti means and i forgot to add it was an ice coffee i was given and not a frap

i know complaining gets your food /drink fucked with so of course i watched my drink get made as well as how my cake was handled

carry on.

That's the special cake.

eroswebmaster · 07-21-2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

He probably spit and/or pissed and/or jacked off into your coffees.

I never complain when there's food involved.

Not until AFTER they give it to me.

jonesy · 07-21-2007, 09:48 PM

bhutocracy · 07-21-2007, 10:06 PM

I didn't know it was possible to be tough and order a frapuccino at the same time. ;)

Theo The Theologian · 07-21-2007, 10:08 PM

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eddie-executive · 07-21-2007, 10:30 PM

Dude you need help its only a coffee id be laughing my ass of at you if i was there for getting so pissed off over coffee and letting some guy who makes 7$ an hour get you riled up.

Thats whats this world is coming to a fist fight over coffee

Some dude didnt hold the door for me today going into the store and he saw me right behind him should i beat him up?

You got anger problems dude.

eddie-executive · 07-21-2007, 10:32 PM

Just dont ask for extra cream from now on after that stunt

bobby666 · 07-21-2007, 11:54 PM

interesting story , but where is the sense?

Humpy Leftnut · 07-22-2007, 12:14 AM

I really can't believe I made it to the end of this thread.. I don't even drink coffee.. I'd ask you guys if you can send me a life, but you're all here too.. fuck.

aico · 07-22-2007, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy

I didn't know it was possible to be tough and order a frapuccino at the same time. ;)

Mr Pheer · 07-22-2007, 03:28 AM

I wont even go to starbucks because I refuse to say words like venti and grande and marchiado or whatever... this is the USA and I speak fucking english. Fucking Starbucks started in Seattle there is nothing italian about it.

So I just have my wife order for me.

Madame0120 · 07-22-2007, 03:37 AM

Do ya'll tip the coffee monkey?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-22-2007, 03:40 AM

I quit coffee about a year ago.

I no longer have anxiety problems or anxiety attacks.

madawgz · 07-22-2007, 03:40 AM

he must not like his job

gangbangjoe · 07-22-2007, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy

I didn't know it was possible to be tough and order a frapuccino at the same time. ;)

this thread saves my sunday so far

Axarsys · 07-22-2007, 06:10 AM

Not a coffee fan, I'd rather drink coco, but I'll make the stuff myself just the way I like it...it's also safer that way.

Ramos · 07-22-2007, 07:27 AM

you know how I knew you were gay

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy

I order a large mocha frapuccino

07-21-2007, 07:18 PM	#1
jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	So I almost Knocked out a StarBucks Employee today I order a large mocha frapuccino i get this thing called a venti or some shit - not what i orederd i tell the girl who made it that its wrong so shes askes the dude who took my order hes a big guy and he comes walking over and says "thats what you orderd" i said no it isnt - he replies and with an attitude and a staredown, - yes you did, theres nothing wrong with my hearing, thats what you ordered. so me being a big dude myself say loud enough for the entire store to hear - so you have nothing worng with your hearing, then how did you fuck up my order ... and before he could respond i show him the receipt Heres the receipt that you gave me that says grande fucking mocha frappucino. So the guy apologizes - and i say really loud - My hearing is fucled up so i didnt hear you, could you repeat that again a little louder.... i got a free piece of cake too. fucking coffee jocky's. Last edited by jonesy; 07-21-2007 at 07:19 PM..

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KingpinMedia Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Atlanta, Ga Posts: 834	this is hilarious. This guy raises his voice and causes a huge scene because he doesn't know Venti means large. Jesus, got to love tough guys. I bet he went home and flexed in the mirror for hours __________________ Jason Forrest is a scammer. Pay me my 15k bitch. http://www.jason-forrest.com/ K-Man, Media and Moses are also scammers

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jonesy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6,688	- i love the replies just to clarify i know what venti means and i forgot to add it was an ice coffee i was given and not a frap i know complaining gets your food /drink fucked with so of course i watched my drink get made as well as how my cake was handled carry on.

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