I just read the ending to the potter book. He's dead. - GoFuckYourself.com

dropped9 · 07-20-2007, 06:56 PM

Sorry to spoil you guys....

Aussie Rebel · 07-20-2007, 07:00 PM

Good I'm sick of hearing about him

BusterBunny · 07-20-2007, 07:02 PM

awsome i hate that fucker

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-20-2007, 07:03 PM

Harry Potter RIP...

ADG

Triple10Hec · 07-20-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Sorry to spoil you guys....

i hate that fuckin kid...him and the little bitch he chills with

Miguel T · 07-20-2007, 08:17 PM

Thank God this ends. It was starting to get annoying...

gandalfuy · 07-21-2007, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Harry Potter RIP...

ADG

The Duck · 07-21-2007, 05:56 AM

Fuck eyah

KILL_FRENZY · 07-21-2007, 06:02 AM

Awesome news

Dennis69 · 07-21-2007, 06:05 AM

Finally... should of happened 9 fucking years ago!

bobby666 · 07-21-2007, 06:31 AM

who really cares ..........?

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 08:56 AM

If this turns out to be true I'm going to be on your ass like white on rice. Believe that.

LiveDose · 07-21-2007, 08:57 AM

Thank god. The madness is over then.

Adultnet · 07-21-2007, 09:01 AM

okay... !!

CurrentlySober · 07-21-2007, 09:03 AM

Last page scan of the book can be viewed here...
https://gfy.com/12793846-post20.html

dropped9 · 07-21-2007, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

If this turns out to be true I'm going to be on your ass like white on rice. Believe that.

Nerd...,,

Violetta · 07-21-2007, 10:05 AM

haha... Headless you are a rock hard dickhead lol

sniperwolf · 07-21-2007, 10:18 AM

"sorry to spoil"?

you did!

Libertine · 07-21-2007, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sniperwolf

"sorry to spoil"?

you did!

Just ignore him and read the book. Spoilers aren't necessarily true (although I am, of course, not saying this one isn't... or is).

VicD · 07-21-2007, 10:50 AM

Thanks for telling, i'am so happy too hear that

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Nerd...,,

Jackoff. What are you thinking? This is funny?

Nine times out of ten, when someone posts something like this I'd assume they're lying, but you're just thick enough and uncreative enough to really post a spoiler to a good book. Without a joke. Without being funny. I appeared on your radio show - I'm sure you remember it, the one where nobody was laughing except the DJ - and refrained from jumping in the 'bash headless' threads because I figured what the fuck, you're trying. You're doing the best you can. It's not your fault.

Turns out you're just a dick, trying to make a living by being funny and suffering under the severe handicap of being totally humorless. You know why people like you don't make it in this biz? Because you try to make it on personality when the fact is you don't have any. If you can't be funny and cool then shut the fuck up and get to work generating traffic. You're not JTF, you're not pimpdogg and you're sure as fuck not juicy. Open up homesite and get your fat ass to work, quit pissing people off with this stupid shit.

sonofsamm · 07-21-2007, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

Jackoff. What are you thinking? This is funny?

Nine times out of ten, when someone posts something like this I'd assume they're lying, but you're just thick enough and uncreative enough to really post a spoiler to a good book. Without a joke. Without being funny. I appeared on your radio show - I'm sure you remember it, the one where nobody was laughing except the DJ - and refrained from jumping in the 'bash headless' threads because I figured what the fuck, you're trying. You're doing the best you can. It's not your fault.

Turns out you're just a dick, trying to make a living by being funny and suffering under the severe handicap of being totally humorless. You know why people like you don't make it in this biz? Because you try to make it on personality when the fact is you don't have any. If you can't be funny and cool then shut the fuck up and get to work generating traffic. You're not JTF, you're not pimpdogg and you're sure as fuck not juicy. Open up homesite and get your fat ass to work, quit pissing people off with this stupid shit.

My god that was some ownage right there.

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 03:28 PM

oh yeah... 1997 called. They want their fucking banners back.

PersianKitty · 07-21-2007, 03:41 PM

UPS delivered my copy about 11 am this morning.

Being the curious feline that I am, I immediately flipped to the back of the book and read through the last few pages.

I won't spoil it for anyone.

PK

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 03:43 PM

sup PK, long time no purrrr

zabijaq · 07-21-2007, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

awsome i hate that fucker

Wow. Same here. Gayish dumb kid to entertain other kids (no offense).

Rest in piss, Hurry Peter.

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zabijaq

Wow. Same here. Gayish dumb kid to entertain other kids (no offense).

Rest in piss, Hurry Peter.

Not offended.. if you don't have the mental wherewithal to appreciate great art when it's staring you in the face it's no bother to me....

sonofsamm · 07-21-2007, 03:53 PM

I just had to post again.

My god did dig420 own headless.... god DAMN that was bad.

Flynn · 07-21-2007, 03:54 PM

Noooooooooooo

Libertine · 07-21-2007, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

Not offended.. if you don't have the mental wherewithal to appreciate great art when it's staring you in the face it's no bother to me....

Check the site in his sig for a moment, and you'll question whether he has the mental wherewithal to tie his shoelaces.

http://earningblog.freehostia.com/

Quote:

Hi. Let me introduce You into the world of adult webmaster. In few posts I can guide into serious business, where You?ll be your own boss. These are step-by-step guides that help you set your own site or blog, then to make a content and gain visitors. Other post will show you how to monetize all this work into 200$-500$ a month. I make about 1000$ but I have my site for longer period and i?m slightly experienced.

But apart from that... I'm not entirely sure if the Harry Potter series would qualify as great art. It's well-written and hugely entertaining, but flawed in some ways as well. Then again, perhaps in a century, JK Rowling will have the same status as Dickens has now.

Sly · 07-21-2007, 04:13 PM

I don't exactly think HP would be considered "great art", but its definitely a great story. I don't understand why anyone would say "thank God, I'm sick of him!" I pay little attention to things I don't like. If somebody else enjoys them, great.

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I don't exactly think HP would be considered "great art", but its definitely a great story. I don't understand why anyone would say "thank God, I'm sick of him!" I pay little attention to things I don't like. If somebody else enjoys them, great.

JRR Tolkien and Shakespeare were also considered works of 'low' culture in their time. You don't get umpteen million readers by luck. 50 years from now this series will be considered a great classic, and I don't give a shit how many tough guys think it's uncool to like it.

Sly · 07-21-2007, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

JRR Tolkien and Shakespeare were also considered works of 'low' culture in their time. You don't get umpteen million readers by luck. 50 years from now this series will be considered a great classic, and I don't give a shit how many tough guys think it's uncool to like it.

Is Tolkien considered great art?

Doesn't matter to me what's considered great or not anyway, I just know what I like.

dropped9 · 07-21-2007, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

Jackoff. What are you thinking? This is funny?

Nine times out of ten, when someone posts something like this I'd assume they're lying, but you're just thick enough and uncreative enough to really post a spoiler to a good book. Without a joke. Without being funny. I appeared on your radio show - I'm sure you remember it, the one where nobody was laughing except the DJ - and refrained from jumping in the 'bash headless' threads because I figured what the fuck, you're trying. You're doing the best you can. It's not your fault.

Turns out you're just a dick, trying to make a living by being funny and suffering under the severe handicap of being totally humorless. You know why people like you don't make it in this biz? Because you try to make it on personality when the fact is you don't have any. If you can't be funny and cool then shut the fuck up and get to work generating traffic. You're not JTF, you're not pimpdogg and you're sure as fuck not juicy. Open up homesite and get your fat ass to work, quit pissing people off with this stupid shit.

Actually dig I don't remeber when you appeared on my show. Which could only mean one thing, you were a fucking bore. If my radio show was such a waste of time why did you appear on it? For pity? ahahah Yeah right, you were looking for exposure and came to me.

Cry me a river if you are so fucking dense that you didn't see the joke in me creating this thread. It's a book. Maybe you need to go outside more. Enjoy life, and not let internet "threads" work you up into such a frenzy.

There is much more to life then Harry potter.

Grow up.

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Is Tolkien considered great art?

Doesn't matter to me what's considered great or not anyway, I just know what I like.

I would say so.. there are concordences, university courses, books about the books. Yeah LOTR qualifies if any book does.

Headless, I didn't see the joke for the same reason nobody else sees your jokes. You're not fucking funny. You're a boor; do you know what that means? You're asinine. Don't fucking try to defend yourself, you'll just make it worse. STFU and slink away.

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 04:37 PM

And I'm trying to do you a favor someone should have done you long ago by letting you know what's up. Do something constructive with this very, VERY valid criticism.

dropped9 · 07-21-2007, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

I would say so.. there are concordences, university courses, books about the books. Yeah LOTR qualifies if any book does.

Headless, I didn't see the joke for the same reason nobody else sees your jokes. You're not fucking funny. You're a boor; do you know what that means? You're asinine. Don't fucking try to defend yourself, you'll just make it worse. STFU and slink away.

Yeah ok, I'll get right on that....

Maybe you didn't see the joke, because you were worked up into such a frenzy over this harry potter bullshit.

I guess we are 5 again...

dropped9 · 07-21-2007, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

And I'm trying to do you a favor someone should have done you long ago by letting you know what's up. Do something constructive with this very, VERY valid criticism.

So now you're my savior?

hahahaha

dropped9 · 07-21-2007, 04:42 PM

Let me guess you're writing up a long winded response now...

Have you read the book today? Maybe you should concentrate on that instead of the interwebs today...

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 04:45 PM

A story for you Headless:

There was once this little baby bird that felt it was time to spread his wings
and try to fly. He jumps out the nest only to fall straight to the ground.
He began walking until finally it started to get dark and cold, so he began
chirping and chirping, growing more afraid and cold as the sun went down.

Along came a cow that heard the little bird's chirping and felt pity on the
little bird. It walked over to the scared, cold little fella and lifted it's tail
and dropped a big old cow patty on the little bird. Now the bird was nice and
warm in the cow patty, but before long it got restless and began chirping and
chirping again, making a terrible racket.

Finally along came a coyote. He eased over to the little bird sitting there in the cow patty, picked him up and dusted him off. then swallowed him whole.

The moral to the story is this:

Not everyone that throws dirt on you is out to hurt you.

Not everyone that pulls you out of the dirt is out to help you.

Either way... when you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut.

Do you understand this or do you need cliff notes?

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 04:47 PM

I'm telling you what you need to know: You're not funny. You're not a celebrity. You never will be. Also, your designs are bargain basement trash.

Learn how to make friends, generate traffic on your own or how to fill out a job application.

dropped9 · 07-21-2007, 04:48 PM

It took you that long to copy and paste that shit?

Jesus dig... You're loosing your touch...

Have you read the book yet?

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 04:49 PM

Not much point in reading it now, is there fatass?

Thanks.

Libertine · 07-21-2007, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

JRR Tolkien and Shakespeare were also considered works of 'low' culture in their time. You don't get umpteen million readers by luck. 50 years from now this series will be considered a great classic, and I don't give a shit how many tough guys think it's uncool to like it.

Popularity, however, is not a guarantee for art. Consider the old James Bond movies - classics, undoubtedly, and rather entertaining as well, but probably not great art.

Don't get me wrong, I loved the Harry Potter books, and their popularity is well-deserved, but J.K. Rowling is no Shakespeare.

Here's a bit from a blog post I mostly disagree with, but which makes a few decent points nonetheless:

Quote:

Here, from page 324 of The Order of the Phoenix, to give you a typical example, are six consecutive descriptions of the way people speak. "...said Snape maliciously," "... said Harry furiously", " ... he said glumly", "... said Hermione severely", "... said Ron indignantly", " ... said Hermione loftily". Do I need to explain why that is such second-rate writing?

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/books/20..._is_the_p.html

Now, I would strongly disagree with the assertment that Rowling's writing is second-rate, but it gives a good example of a significant weakness in the Harry Potter series.

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 04:51 PM

You wanted some attention, how are you liking it so far?

dropped9 · 07-21-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

Not much point in reading it now, is there fatass?

Thanks.

So you are bitching this much and haven't really read the book?

Talk about foaming at the mouth, insane priorities... Maybe you should grab a cup of joe and sit on a nice chair and read the book.

dropped9 · 07-21-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

You wanted some attention, how are you liking it so far?

HAHA It's kind of so last year actually...

dropped9 · 07-21-2007, 04:52 PM

Dumbass hasn't read the book.

If you were such a big potter fan, why haven't you read the book? Why are you playing with a loser such as myself?

dropped9 · 07-21-2007, 04:53 PM

You should be ashamed at what type of harry potter fan you have become.

You would rather sit here on gfy and piss with a loser such as myself then read the book.

hahahahaha

dig420 · 07-21-2007, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

Popularity, however, is not a guarantee for art. Consider the old James Bond movies - classics, undoubtedly, and rather entertaining as well, but probably not great art.

Don't get me wrong, I loved the Harry Potter books, and their popularity is well-deserved, but J.K. Rowling is no Shakespeare.

Here's a bit from a blog post I mostly disagree with, but which makes a few decent points nonetheless:

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/books/20..._is_the_p.html

Now, I would strongly disagree with the assertment that Rowling's writing is second-rate, but it gives a good example of a significant weakness in the Harry Potter series.

Samuel Pepys (1633-1703) called A Midsummer Night's Dream "the most insipid, ridiculous play that I ever saw in my life."

Voltaire wrote: "Shakespeare is a drunken savage with some imagination whose plays please only in London and Canada," "Shakespeare is the Corneille of London, but everywhere else he is a great fool..."

It's arguable. I like it.

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dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	sup PK, long time no purrrr

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dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Let me guess you're writing up a long winded response now... Have you read the book today? Maybe you should concentrate on that instead of the interwebs today...

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dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	A story for you Headless: There was once this little baby bird that felt it was time to spread his wings and try to fly. He jumps out the nest only to fall straight to the ground. He began walking until finally it started to get dark and cold, so he began chirping and chirping, growing more afraid and cold as the sun went down. Along came a cow that heard the little bird's chirping and felt pity on the little bird. It walked over to the scared, cold little fella and lifted it's tail and dropped a big old cow patty on the little bird. Now the bird was nice and warm in the cow patty, but before long it got restless and began chirping and chirping again, making a terrible racket. Finally along came a coyote. He eased over to the little bird sitting there in the cow patty, picked him up and dusted him off. then swallowed him whole. The moral to the story is this: Not everyone that throws dirt on you is out to hurt you. Not everyone that pulls you out of the dirt is out to help you. Either way... when you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut. Do you understand this or do you need cliff notes?

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dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	I'm telling you what you need to know: You're not funny. You're not a celebrity. You never will be. Also, your designs are bargain basement trash. Learn how to make friends, generate traffic on your own or how to fill out a job application.

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dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	It took you that long to copy and paste that shit? Jesus dig... You're loosing your touch... Have you read the book yet?

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dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	Not much point in reading it now, is there fatass? Thanks.

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dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Dumbass hasn't read the book. If you were such a big potter fan, why haven't you read the book? Why are you playing with a loser such as myself?

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dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	You should be ashamed at what type of harry potter fan you have become. You would rather sit here on gfy and piss with a loser such as myself then read the book. hahahahaha