So I'm sitting at dinner with a Nigerian last night..... - GoFuckYourself.com

pr0 · 07-20-2007, 10:18 PM

I notice his accent & ask where he's from, he says "Africa"....

I say....I'm quite aware of that, i meant which republic/country.

He says "Nigeria"....

He then proceeds to ask what i do for a living.

To which i promptly & drunkenly responded

"I spend about 2 hours a day keeping you guys out of our dating databases"

i felt like a dick the next day....but hey its the truth!

BusterBunny · 07-20-2007, 10:20 PM

woj · 07-20-2007, 10:25 PM

DBS.US · 07-20-2007, 10:27 PM

is not me, is my brother

pr0 · 07-20-2007, 10:34 PM

btw, it was a japanese steak house....he was sitting there with his "sponsor" girlfriend (who was ugly as fuck) obviously an arranged green card marriage

so i don't feel quite as bad as i make out to be : )

beemk · 07-20-2007, 10:37 PM

did he show you his winning lotto ticket?

Pleasurepays · 07-20-2007, 10:40 PM

you blew your only chance for him to transfer $38,000,000.00 USD to your account as a result of a unique situation that occured which involves his brother, Minister of Natural Resources and Oil and his cousin, Nigerian Finance Minister

you fucked up man.

you really fucked up.

martinsc · 07-20-2007, 10:40 PM

Turboface · 07-20-2007, 10:43 PM

Hey pr0! Ya, dinner rocked last night. We had a blast! That was an interesting group that was at that table.

I just heated up some of the leftovers a few minutes ago.

J$tyle$ · 07-20-2007, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

you blew your only chance for him to transfer $38,000,000.00 USD to your account as a result of a unique situation that occured which involves his brother, Minister of Natural Resources and Oil and his cousin, Nigerian Finance Minister

you fucked up man.

you really fucked up.

Hey! That's what I was going to say! (or something like that but not so eloquent)

bobby666 · 07-20-2007, 11:06 PM

pr0 · 07-20-2007, 11:10 PM

& yes turboface was there, he can vouch for the authenticity of the story

tony286 · 07-20-2007, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

you blew your only chance for him to transfer $38,000,000.00 USD to your account as a result of a unique situation that occured which involves his brother, Minister of Natural Resources and Oil and his cousin, Nigerian Finance Minister

you fucked up man.

you really fucked up.

I was thinking the same thing

billybathgate · 07-20-2007, 11:49 PM

teg0 · 07-20-2007, 11:51 PM

Thats awesome. I had a similar conversation with a Nigerian once while drunk. He had no clue what I was talking about.

beemk · 07-21-2007, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0

He had no clue what I was talking about.

so he says....

zeruel · 07-21-2007, 01:04 AM

Digipimp · 07-21-2007, 01:08 AM

i must have missed this invite because my BRO card has been lost in the mail

BlueDesignStudios · 07-21-2007, 02:10 AM

hahahaha lol

Dvae · 07-21-2007, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

I notice his accent & ask where he's from, he says "Africa"....

I say....I'm quite aware of that, i meant which republic/country.

He says "Nigeria"....

He then proceeds to ask what i do for a living.

To which i promptly & drunkenly responded

"I spend about 2 hours a day keeping you guys out of our dating databases"

i felt like a dick the next day....but hey its the truth!

By any chance did you introduce yourself as Jim Dimoni?

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voa · 07-21-2007, 03:03 AM

I want to know what was his answer on your answer

pr0 · 07-21-2007, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by voa

I want to know what was his answer on your answer

a nervous nod from him & a uncomfortable silence that lasted for about 8 minutes until his American girlfriend changed the subject

CDSmith · 07-21-2007, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

So I'm sitting at dinner with a Nigerian last night.....

Did you reach across the table and bitchslap him upside the head?

sniperwolf · 07-21-2007, 11:20 AM

you're a meangirl!

jerryb · 07-21-2007, 11:27 AM

Here is what I send the Nigerian spammers............enjoy

I have a better offer.........

From: DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU.
Southern North America

For the attention of you urgent.

I know this message will come to you as a surprise considering the fact
that we have notknown each other nor had any formal discussion before. I
got your contact as i was going through the international profiles in the
Emery Gap chamber Du Commerce.

I am of 66 years old, while myname is DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU, the son of
former farmer head of state Cote D"Ivoire Pres.Johnny Taka Dump Onu who was
almost lost peanut farm for having small nuts on 19th sept.2001. After
this tragic incident I ran to my neighbor who also had small nuts for
help I didnt get. I then studied hard to getmy nuts bigger. After my
study for months I found the perfect fertilizer....pure BULL SHIT.
I proud to say DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU now has the biggest nuts in world.
I now have $82,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (eightytwo gazillion two
dollars and 3 cents) in a secure Emery Gap Bank. Since I have no
related relatives here in Emery Gap. Because I nowhave big nuts now
I am willing to share my fortune with 81 honest people like you. Yes
each will get $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 (one gazillion) US dollars.
I will retain $1,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (one gazillion two dollars
and three cents) for not having small nuts now. The only thing I ask in
return is that you help promote worldwide BULL SHIT for fertilizer so
you to can have big nuts. Now, this money is the worlds future for
pure BULL SHIT and big nuts inNigeria.

furthermore, i have all the vital documents that covers the deposited fund
with me here in Emery Gap and allwill be sent to you on request for
your perusal. I am looking for a trustworthy person to assist me with the
following below:

(i)To assist me with a trustworthy account where the USfund will be
transferred into to promote BULL SHIT with you account number and
password.

(ii)To assist me and invest the fund in profitable BULL SHIT business(s)
to help other use BULL SHIT to get big nuts. This help you feed honest
peoples in Nigeria of your kin.

(iii)To assist me to get a permit (stay)where i can start helping you
get big nuts and have better life.

I hope you will betrusted to assist me as your brother and member of your
family. if so, thanks be to god because with him allthings are possible and
remember you tu can use BULL SHIT to get bigger nuts.

if you need urgent confirmation of the above matter you can contact me with
this email : [email protected] immediately if this business
of BULL SHIT and big nuts interest you.

I am looking forward to hear from you. Ifinterested we will require a good
faith deposit of $23.18 (twenty-three dollars and eighteen cents US) to process
claim toyou.

your urgent response will be appreciated.

Thanks and god bless you,
DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU. ([email protected])

GatorB · 07-21-2007, 11:28 AM

You should have asked the dude why his prince is always so broke.

07-20-2007, 10:18 PM	#1
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jerryb Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Saginaw, Michigan USA Posts: 588	Here is what I send the Nigerian spammers............enjoy I have a better offer......... From: DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU. Southern North America For the attention of you urgent. I know this message will come to you as a surprise considering the fact that we have notknown each other nor had any formal discussion before. I got your contact as i was going through the international profiles in the Emery Gap chamber Du Commerce. I am of 66 years old, while myname is DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU, the son of former farmer head of state Cote D"Ivoire Pres.Johnny Taka Dump Onu who was almost lost peanut farm for having small nuts on 19th sept.2001. After this tragic incident I ran to my neighbor who also had small nuts for help I didnt get. I then studied hard to getmy nuts bigger. After my study for months I found the perfect fertilizer....pure BULL SHIT. I proud to say DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU now has the biggest nuts in world. I now have $82,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (eightytwo gazillion two dollars and 3 cents) in a secure Emery Gap Bank. Since I have no related relatives here in Emery Gap. Because I nowhave big nuts now I am willing to share my fortune with 81 honest people like you. Yes each will get $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 (one gazillion) US dollars. I will retain $1,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (one gazillion two dollars and three cents) for not having small nuts now. The only thing I ask in return is that you help promote worldwide BULL SHIT for fertilizer so you to can have big nuts. Now, this money is the worlds future for pure BULL SHIT and big nuts inNigeria. furthermore, i have all the vital documents that covers the deposited fund with me here in Emery Gap and allwill be sent to you on request for your perusal. I am looking for a trustworthy person to assist me with the following below: (i)To assist me with a trustworthy account where the USfund will be transferred into to promote BULL SHIT with you account number and password. (ii)To assist me and invest the fund in profitable BULL SHIT business(s) to help other use BULL SHIT to get big nuts. This help you feed honest peoples in Nigeria of your kin. (iii)To assist me to get a permit (stay)where i can start helping you get big nuts and have better life. I hope you will betrusted to assist me as your brother and member of your family. if so, thanks be to god because with him allthings are possible and remember you tu can use BULL SHIT to get bigger nuts. if you need urgent confirmation of the above matter you can contact me with this email : [email protected] immediately if this business of BULL SHIT and big nuts interest you. I am looking forward to hear from you. Ifinterested we will require a good faith deposit of $23.18 (twenty-three dollars and eighteen cents US) to process claim toyou. your urgent response will be appreciated. Thanks and god bless you, DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU. ([email protected])

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