I change my mind, I'm definitely more pathetic for writing it... *sob*

To make matters worse is 50% of the replies to my own thread are from me :(

Actually... I didn't. I just quoted it.


Shit, now I feel bad for you. :D

every girl you ever talked to on the internet, unless you saw them on cam while talking, is just a 40 year old bald fat guy sitting naked in his chair just dreaming about poking you in your butt

Oh but you forgot that sometimes they're actually gay men or trannies too! You're right though the only time I believe it is when I get them on cam.

I didn't even read past the first paragraph...sorry:(

OMG...the poking in the butt has me laughing my ass off.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i'll poke you in the butt

:Kissmy

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:1orglaugh

Sorry to disappoint you Madrox, but I've read the novel and I actually think he has a point. Also I'd like to emphasize I'm not a 40 year-old bald guy or a gay man, but am, de facto, a female...and I'm far younger than 40. That being clarified I assure you I have no attempts to even imagine your posterior.

Still waiting for the plan to commence. Yes, yes, it's in full effect, I just don't see it.

Jane B is hot and a great girl.

lol yes :)

50........,.

You realize there's no chance in hell you'll get to fuck her right?

I actually think Batts stands a very good chance of fucking JaneB, if he wants to :2 cents:

Please post both pictures for us to compare.

Jane B would have to change her attitude about being a 1 cock woman first. That's sort of the point.. There's no use him grovelling at her feet the way he does unless she was single or fucked other guys... Maybe he thinks he'll be able to shoot her at some point.. or she'll go crying to him if her marriage breaks up..

JaneB came to GFY, read a thread, stopped to think... then never started again.

hmmm.. where's she at..

I'm sure she'll do it, some night by the fire with Batts listening patiently to her ramblings. He's been a great shoulder to cry on, and now it's time to make the move. A little wine ... then some more..... then more. Batts will then 'accidentally' brush of his hand across JaneB's hair and their eyes will meet. Drunk passionate kisses, then the sound of balls slapping against ass.


















Then crying..... (by JaneB)





















Then crying (by Batts )
*j/k Batts



















Next is the huge regretful breakdown on GFY by JaneB. There'd be no other way for it to happen. It would be beautifully sad and entertaining for weeks. Hopefully Batts gets pics and video when it happens.

bump bump for JaneB!

Rob the jewelry store and tell them to make me a grill.

Question:

Is JaneB the girl in her avatar?

Question:

Are you the girl in yours?

Yes I am.

Glad to know you all were thinking of me when I was gone from here. What ever did happen to Bats?

Oh the memories....

Batts washed out as a failure..

oh snap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I heard he is a pirate now adays...

I read the whole thing and to be honest, I liked it. I guess cause I'm known for taking my time and not being one of those in and out kinda guys. Doesn't surprise me that so many won't read it. Average IQ around here is 110 and most people are in a hurry to see their own next post.

thats hilarious!

Yep I do. He is very happy. As you can see Pussyservers is pissed because I have messgae where he disses many of you on here. So he wants to try and stop me from posting them. He can bump any thread he wants. I don't care. :)

hahah i love the shit this guy comes out with :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh