Why Batts Aspires To Be Like Milton From "Office Space" ...... - GoFuckYourself.com

CuriousToyBoy · 07-19-2007, 12:09 PM

Milton can use the phone.

dropped9 · 07-19-2007, 12:11 PM

haahahaha!

dissipate · 07-19-2007, 12:19 PM

hahah you just don't give up, i love it

polish_aristocrat · 07-19-2007, 12:22 PM

don't make fun of Batts when he is on vacation

or did you miss his announcement?

jonesonyou · 07-19-2007, 12:30 PM

Milton is great. Who do you know that would start the building on fire. If they werent getting paid.

Dagwolf · 07-19-2007, 12:37 PM

Don't laugh at Milton. He'll make you pay.

Quagmire · 07-19-2007, 12:37 PM

Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

sicone · 07-19-2007, 12:40 PM

Did he forget to call you again?

CuriousToyBoy · 07-19-2007, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

don't make fun of Batts when he is on vacation

or did you miss his announcement?

What annoucement ?

He didn't call me ? No surprises there for sure ;-)

CuriousToyBoy · 07-19-2007, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

hahah you just don't give up, i love it

Nope, never.

Been known to flog dead horses until the skeleton is dust.

tranza · 07-19-2007, 01:58 PM

Lol, funny pic!!

vidvicious · 07-19-2007, 02:06 PM

ROFLMAO
all these threads and he still hasn't called ya back? WTF

CDSmith · 07-19-2007, 02:08 PM

I've resigned myself to the fact that Batts is never going to call CTB back.

ever.

CDSmith · 07-19-2007, 02:11 PM

Hello--how are you
Have you been alright, through all those lonely nights,
Thats what Id say, Id tell you everything,
If youd pick up that telephone.

Hey--how you feelin
Are you still the same
Dont you realize the things we did were all for real not a dream,
I just cant believe
Theyve all faded out of view.

I look into the sky
(the love you need aint gonna see you through.)
And I wonder why
(the little things are finally coming true.)

Chorus
Telephone line, give me some time, Im living in twilight
Telephone line, give me some time, Im living in twilight

O.k. so no--ones answering,
Well cant you just let it ring a little longer
Ill just sit tight, through the shadows of the night
Let it ring for evermore.

Chr0makey · 07-19-2007, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Milton can use the phone.

BusterBunny · 07-19-2007, 03:24 PM

too bad for him lc already owns that title

CuriousToyBoy · 07-19-2007, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

I've resigned myself to the fact that Batts is never going to call CTB back.

ever.

It would not make a bit of difference if he did.

Spunky · 07-19-2007, 09:39 PM

CuriousToyBoy · 07-19-2007, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Hello--how are you
Have you been alright, through all those lonely nights,
Thats what Id say, Id tell you everything,
If youd pick up that telephone.

Hey--how you feelin
Are you still the same
Dont you realize the things we did were all for real not a dream,
I just cant believe
Theyve all faded out of view.

I look into the sky
(the love you need aint gonna see you through.)
And I wonder why
(the little things are finally coming true.)

Chorus
Telephone line, give me some time, Im living in twilight
Telephone line, give me some time, Im living in twilight

O.k. so no--ones answering,
Well cant you just let it ring a little longer
Ill just sit tight, through the shadows of the night
Let it ring for evermore.

Ahh... the golden strains of ELO .......

Such a prudent choice.

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07-19-2007, 12:37 PM	#7
Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... __________________

07-19-2007, 12:11 PM	#2
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	haahahaha!

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07-19-2007, 02:06 PM	#12
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07-19-2007, 02:08 PM	#13
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07-19-2007, 02:11 PM	#14
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Hello--how are you Have you been alright, through all those lonely nights, Thats what Id say, Id tell you everything, If youd pick up that telephone. Hey--how you feelin Are you still the same Dont you realize the things we did were all for real not a dream, I just cant believe Theyve all faded out of view. I look into the sky (the love you need aint gonna see you through.) And I wonder why (the little things are finally coming true.) Chorus Telephone line, give me some time, Im living in twilight Telephone line, give me some time, Im living in twilight O.k. so no--ones answering, Well cant you just let it ring a little longer Ill just sit tight, through the shadows of the night Let it ring for evermore. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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