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07-18-2007, 10:19 AM
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So I've been selected for jury duty!
 Anyone have any ideas how to get out of it?!? Insanity maybe...The movie Jury duty with Pauly Shore comes to mind...lol  |
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07-18-2007, 10:21 AM
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No idea, here's a bump for you....
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07-18-2007, 10:21 AM
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What's wrong with it?
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07-18-2007, 10:23 AM
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Jury duty is fucking awesome
if your lucky it will be high profile and you can sell your story if it's small time, let it be known you are available for pay offs |
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07-18-2007, 10:23 AM
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Adult Copywriters  SEO Content for Porn Sites sales at adultcopywriters dot com |
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07-18-2007, 10:23 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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lolll i am also fucked i may postpone it week of July 30th i am on standby
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07-18-2007, 10:23 AM
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President of Canada
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Tell them you work in porn. No way you'll get picked.
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07-18-2007, 10:25 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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just make up some bullshit like you are biased
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07-18-2007, 10:26 AM
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from my experience, the judge accepts very few excuses to get out of it..
But.. here are a few pointers.. |
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07-18-2007, 10:35 AM
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The idea of being secluded with 12 strangers for an undetermined amount of time makes me kind of nervous. |
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07-18-2007, 10:36 AM
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That sucks big time... I wouldn't mind going on jury duty though, it would be a new experience.
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07-18-2007, 10:38 AM
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Hello world!
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07-18-2007, 10:42 AM
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My girlfriend just got a note from her doctor saying she couldn't handle it, and managed to get out of it...
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07-18-2007, 10:49 AM
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chances are you wont get picked anyway
everytime I go the room has like 150 people in it and they are wittling down to 12 when they ask dumb questions like....you think drugs SHOULD be illegal right? say.....fuck no Don't you think that DARE is a good thing.........fuck no Police SHOULD have the right to pull over a car if he thinks it's carrying drugs. say fuck no and I guarantee you will not get picked |
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07-18-2007, 11:49 AM
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Choice is an Illusion
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You don't have to make up shit. You do not need elaborate schemes, plots, fake injuries, dr notes, etc. You do not need to worry about it.
You most likely will not get picked anyways. However they DO ask at some point in the selection process for 'unessesary hardship' type people. This includes those who are self employed and a one man show, or small office. As well as those with health conditions, transportation issues, and any number of other things. You tell them you are self employed, and can't be out of the office for days/weeks at a time, etc. You are then dismissed. Tada. |
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