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baddog · 07-15-2007, 12:34 AM

Seriously, "please let me go" as he handed me his credit card. Funny thing is, he was an older black guy, and it had his picture on it. Did he really think I could pass for an old black man?

No one can say I haven't had an interesting last couple of days, that is for sure.

Mr Pheer · 07-15-2007, 12:35 AM

I hate it when that happens.

munki · 07-15-2007, 12:39 AM

WTF did I miss?

GhengisBong · 07-15-2007, 12:40 AM

I'm missing some parts? Cliffhangers sucks

D · 07-15-2007, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Seriously, "please let me go" as he handed me his credit card. Funny thing is, he was an older black guy, and it had his picture on it. Did he really think I could pass for an old black man?

No one can say I haven't had an interesting last couple of days, that is for sure.

Cliff Notes for those of us that aren't in Vegas and have been out of town all day?

Maybe start with what the hell you were doing with an older black guy in your possession?

I hope this isn't a new niche.

Roald · 07-15-2007, 01:50 AM

trouble in the elderlyhome huh, did he steel your fake teeth?

woj · 07-15-2007, 01:52 AM

what's this all about?

bobby666 · 07-15-2007, 02:05 AM

i only understand nothing

Mr Pheer · 07-15-2007, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by D

Cliff Notes for those of us that aren't in Vegas and have been out of town all day?

Maybe start with what the hell you were doing with an older black guy in your possession?

When Baddog got home from vegas, he was kind of tired and wanted to just go crash on the couch. But when he walked in his living room, it looked like his TV was just floating around. Baddog didnt understand wtf was going on, so he flipped on the lights. Thats when he realized the reason the tv looked like it was floating in the dark, was really because some old black dude had broke in his house and was trying to steal it. The black dude was nearly invisible with the lights off.

So the guy dropped the tv (and of course it broke) and he started begging Baddog to just let him go. He said... "Please sir, dont call the five-o on me. They treat me real bad in the big house. I sorry 'bout yo television set. I thought this was my gran momma's house, you know what I sayin? Here sir.. take my credit card and these food stamps and just let me go, please!"

Of course, Baddog was mad about his broken tv so he shot the guy first and then called the cops. When the cops got there, the guy was still alive so they beat him a little before throwing him in the trunk of thier car.

voa · 07-15-2007, 03:55 AM

This is so wrong.

notabook · 07-15-2007, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

Did he really shoot the guy?

Yes. He made that n1gger sure bleed good!

beemk · 07-15-2007, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Thats when he realized the reason the tv looked like it was floating in the dark, was really because some old black dude had broke in his house and was trying to steal it. The black dude was nearly invisible with the lights off.

fuck i just spit water all over myself

baddog · 07-15-2007, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

When Baddog got home from vegas, he was kind of tired and wanted to just go crash on the couch. But when he walked in his living room, it looked like his TV was just floating around. Baddog didnt understand wtf was going on, so he flipped on the lights. Thats when he realized the reason the tv looked like it was floating in the dark, was really because some old black dude had broke in his house and was trying to steal it. The black dude was nearly invisible with the lights off.

So the guy dropped the tv (and of course it broke) and he started begging Baddog to just let him go. He said... "Please sir, dont call the five-o on me. They treat me real bad in the big house. I sorry 'bout yo television set. I thought this was my gran momma's house, you know what I sayin? Here sir.. take my credit card and these food stamps and just let me go, please!"

Of course, Baddog was mad about his broken tv so he shot the guy first and then called the cops. When the cops got there, the guy was still alive so they beat him a little before throwing him in the trunk of thier car.

Pretty close.

An old friend of mine (30+ years) is in town. I was supposed to meet up with him on Friday for sinner, but Friday was not very cooperative with our plans. We rescheduled to meet down in the OC on Saturday afternoon.

I am on my bike, cruising about 80 when I notice this 300 approaching at a very high rate of speed and it passes me on the right. About a second later an Intrepid comes blasting by going even faster, and I figure they are racing each other (100 MPH+).

Just as the Intrepid passes me, the traffic in front of us slows down rapidly, and he swings left across 3 lanes of traffic going into the HOV lane which has a Mustang doing about 70-75 . . . I could see this wasn't going to work out so I slowed up a little and watched the Intrepid rear end the Mustang.

This caused the driver of the Mustang to hit his brakes which, of course, caused even more issues for the driver of the Intrepid.

He started bouncing off the center divider as he tried to regain control. He then swerved across 5 lanes of traffic (luckily not hitting anyone else) as he pulled over to the right. I pulled my bike behind him, and proceeded to summon help on my cell.

The two drivers were taking their time getting out of their respective cars, and I figured they must be calling 5-0 themselves, but I was wrong.

The driver of the Intrepid was trying to get his shit together, then came out with a pint of Seagrams 7, looked at me, and proceeded to toss it down the iceberg embankment. I walked down and retrieved it.

"It isn't mine."

"What kind of fool do you think you are dealing with?"

That is when he pulled out his credit card, handed it to me and said, "please let me go. I did not mean to do it."

He tried to convince me few additional times to help him get a tow truck, but I assured him the CHP would handle that for him, so he had nothing to worry about.

illeana · 07-15-2007, 10:17 AM

glad your ok baddog

,..... and it was really good seeing you @Xbiz

baddog · 07-15-2007, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by illeana

glad your ok baddog

,..... and it was really good seeing you @Xbiz

The pleasure was all mine. You guys look like you are doing well.

illeana · 07-15-2007, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

The pleasure was all mine. You guys look like you are doing well.

Thanks! Things are going great!

TheSenator · 07-15-2007, 10:24 AM

Fucking assholes!

I had a frat brother pass away in a motorcycle accident while crossing an intersection.

Fuck that.... I would have shoved his credit card up his ass.

Deej · 07-15-2007, 10:26 AM

Damn Dude... thats hardcore, your road experiences are hairy lately...

Fucking idiots on the road...

baddog · 07-15-2007, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

Fucking assholes!

I had a frat brother pass away in a motorcycle accident while crossing an intersection.

Fuck that.... I would have shoved his credit card up his ass.

Another guy had been riding behind me and saw most of what I described above. He also pulled over because he was as pissed as me.

The drunk kept pleading with me and I put it to him simply, "if you had hit me or this guy instead of the Mustang your sorry would do little good."

He kept wanting to shake hands and get my forgiveness, but I refused, telling him he "would not remember tomorrow anyway."

baddog · 07-15-2007, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Damn Dude... thats hardcore, your road experiences are hairy lately...

Fucking idiots on the road...

I am tempted to stay home today.

Mr Pheer · 07-15-2007, 02:56 PM

So did the cops take him to jail?

dissipate · 07-15-2007, 02:59 PM

i got a good roffle out of this

baddog · 07-15-2007, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

So did the cops take him to jail?

I would suspect so. I did not hang out after they arrived as my passenger needed to find a bathroom . . . . stat.

Just gave them a brief rundown and my business card.

Judging by the trouble they were having getting him to cooperate I highly doubt they let him on his merry way.

D · 07-15-2007, 03:10 PM

Funky. Glad no one was hurt.

I've noticed quite a few idiots on the road the last few days myself - moreso than norm.

Maybe it's the heat.

pound · 07-15-2007, 03:14 PM

funny stuff

uno · 07-15-2007, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe

trouble in the elderlyhome huh, did he steel your fake teeth?

Sosa · 07-15-2007, 05:08 PM

dumbasses. glad you weren't the one that got hit

jigga · 07-15-2007, 05:38 PM

Summertime seems to bump up the idiot quota on the roads. Seen a ton of them lately.

Fap · 07-15-2007, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by munki

WTF did I miss?

im on the same boat as you

baddog · 07-15-2007, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis

im on the same boat as you

He had an excuse as I had yet to spill the details . . . you just are not paying attention.

collegeboobies · 07-15-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

He kept wanting to shake hands and get my forgiveness, but I refused, telling him he "would not remember tomorrow anyway."

Who are you to say what someone will or will not remember the next day? He should have said...
you wont remember it bitch and mowed ya down in his car

baddog · 07-15-2007, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Who are you to say what someone will or will not remember the next day? He should have said...
you wont remember it bitch and mowed ya down in his car

Let me guess . . . you are an alcoholic.

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