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Wow, My son said something crazy to me lastnight. He said mommy daddy hurt your vagina. He is only 3. I was totally at a loss for words. -
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Juicy with a fake nick?M&A QueenComment
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this moron got banned or something and came back ? jeeezComment
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Are you sure they didn't ask if you wanted one?Comment
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Did you tell them that you had gotten many blowjobs but they were all sleeping at the time so they probably didn't remember?Skype: TriplexprintComment
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Kids can really say some crazy things. When my child was 8, he came home from school. I was watching TV and would usually smoke before he would get home. He walked right up to me and said in the weirdest voice "smoking weed mom".. I was silenced..I had no idea what to say ..I just sat there like a retarded lump. He is now almost 18.Comment
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Back from a Ban. Thats unheard of. LOL
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well speaking as a father - how old is she?
maybe too young for that information, I would be more carefulComment
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Lolololololololol.....I'm just a newbie.Comment
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haha, kids say the darndest things.LisaComment
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I remember my first joke, I ever learned, back in the First Grade and used it on my Mom.
I asked her to gimme 5, on the side, break the stick, suck my dick.
I was dancing around and laughing and she grabbed my arm, digging her fingernails in me. I could actually feel the blood pulsing out of my arm to this day and she said to me.....
"Jeffrey Allen, do you know what that means?"
She told me and I was so grossed out.
I went to school the next day..telling everyone about it.
I never said that joke again to anyone..well, until i told my wife it.
A couple of months ago. My nephew came up and asked me if I was a virgin.
Only because, I was about 40yo and was never married, until I met my wife a few years ago.
I just took him along the side and gave him a talk about the birds and the bees. Since we have full, permanent custody of him and his parents are crack heads (wife's side). I was up to me to educate him.
He was 13 at the time and I was surprised..he didn't know what a virgin was.
He thought it was someone that wasn't married.
Of course..I told him to go ask his aunt Mindy..lolComment
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Have you seen the preview commercial for the new cable show
starting soon called: Californication ??
There's a kid on the show that says to the leading character
David Dicoveny (sp.) - - - "Dad there's a naked girl in your bed...
Is she okay ?? She doesn't have any hair on her vagina"...
LOL...
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what kinda shit you guys showing your kids? i don't think i'd find it funny if my kids were asking me that stuff =) No offense anyone!
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Get rid of one idiot, and his other personalities start to show up.
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ohmygod when i was like 6 i was outside in front of my grandmas and there was this negro walking down the street with his bitch joking around and he's like "I'm going to smack that ass" so then later that night i was watching tv and grandmama go between ME AND THE TV and I say "MOVE or I'll slap that ass!!!!!!!!!!" I was the one who got slapped!! Right across the FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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bj huh....
tell her its like the jerk calling home telling his parents he's gotten alot of jobs!Comment
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Didn't some other moron already post this thread like a year ago?? Are the idiot recycling threads now??Comment
kids...their innocence...simply the best!
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