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Old 07-11-2007, 09:35 PM   #1
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I Will Gladly Meet You In Person So You Can Say Them To My Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you ever think I might have more than one account, just like you do?

If you want to continue to call me names, I will gladly meet you in person so you can say them to my face. Still living at your Mom's house?

Your domain is nice, but you will never get what you are asking!

You own yourself you "moran"...


What kind of spaz dares somebody to say something to their face and then run to the mods if someone says what would happen if they met face to face?


The description of what would happen CAN NOT occur unless you provide the information necessary. So, the threat can't happen unless you want it to happen. Just like, your threat "say it to my face" can't happen unless the other party decides to "say it to your face."


How many GFY board names do you have STEVED?????
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:41 PM   #2
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:44 PM   #3
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:49 PM   #4
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Greg b, buddy. I hope you contract Cancer of the anus and shrivel up and die you filthy cunt.

BTW, *************** sucks donkeyballs.

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Old 07-11-2007, 09:57 PM   #5
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What kind of spaz dares somebody to say something to their face and then run to the mods if someone says what would happen if they met face to face?


The description of what would happen CAN NOT occur unless you provide the information necessary. So, the threat can't happen unless you want it to happen. Just like, your threat "say it to my face" can't happen unless the other party decides to "say it to your face."


How many GFY board names do you have STEVED?????
Dude, you are fucking so predictable.

I'm not worried about your lame ass threats. Find out where I live and stop by for a chat...
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:58 PM   #6
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What kind of spaz dares somebody to say something to their face and then run to the mods if someone says what would happen if they met face to face?


The description of what would happen CAN NOT occur unless you provide the information necessary. So, the threat can't happen unless you want it to happen. Just like, your threat "say it to my face" can't happen unless the other party decides to "say it to your face."


How many GFY board names do you have STEVED?????
I only have one username. I was fucking with you idiot...
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:58 PM   #7
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Thanks for my second thread dedicated especially for me! You are so nice...
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:00 PM   #8
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Who the fuck threatens to sue people because they expose your lame ass?

I will check back tomorrow to see how much I pissed you off...
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:07 PM   #9
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Anyone reading this thread tonight, please stay tuned for more exciting action tomorrow in my thread provided by Greg B. and ***************. Shout out to Greg and everyone else that made this thread possible. I couldn't have done it without you

I truly don't deserve it!
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Old 07-11-2007, 11:12 PM   #10
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Dude, you are fucking so predictable.

I'm not worried about your lame ass threats. Find out where I live and stop by for a chat...
No, you see you lame ass limp dick . . . you said you would invite me over. You would GIVE me your address to come and say shit to your face. This is an invitation, you empty ball sack. If you give me your address and I commence my promise to you, then we agreed on the conditions and you fully expected the outcome.

It isn't like I surprised you and "out of nowhere" I threatened you just because I wanted to. I promised you that I would do certain things if you invited me to fight you. That is all, you wrinkled rice dick goat cunt.
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Old 07-12-2007, 06:32 AM   #11
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No, you see you lame ass limp dick . . . you said you would invite me over. You would GIVE me your address to come and say shit to your face. This is an invitation, you empty ball sack. If you give me your address and I commence my promise to you, then we agreed on the conditions and you fully expected the outcome.

It isn't like I surprised you and "out of nowhere" I threatened you just because I wanted to. I promised you that I would do certain things if you invited me to fight you. That is all, you wrinkled rice dick goat cunt.
You have no fucking idea what you are talking about. Telling you to say something to my face is not a threat, it's not anything. You brought up violence and continue to claim that you will do what you promised. You are a complete fuckhead... Give me your fucking address then you idiot. You still in LA?

Keep on justifying your obnoxious posts, and I will keep on pissing you off like I have.

Fuck you and fuck you again...
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Old 07-12-2007, 07:46 PM   #12
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Ok this asshole using 100 fake nicks has been keeping this thread going for weeks now trying to sell his crappy domain ***************.

She he gets the bright idea to start trying to brand the domain by using pictures of attractive, sexy looking women. When asked where he got the pictures from he said " from your fat ass".

He has insulted and threatened everyone and needs mental help big time.

Here is one of the posts: http://www.gfy.com/showpost.php?p=12...&postcount=586

Incase he takes the image down, here is a screen shot.




here is Victoria Secrets Website:



http://www2.victoriassecret.com/comm...ZZZ&rfnbr=2201

The moron even named the picture he stole as " vic....." took me 10 mins to find a matching picture on their website.

Looks like Victoria Secret will be the new owner of ***************

10 minutes of my life wasted but it was worth it. as soon as I am finished forwarding all of this to Victoria Secrets general consul I am clocking out.

Maybe this dumb fuck will stop posting here now.
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Old 07-12-2007, 07:51 PM   #13
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You have no fucking idea what you are talking about. Telling you to say something to my face is not a threat, it's not anything. You brought up violence and continue to claim that you will do what you promised. You are a complete fuckhead... Give me your fucking address then you idiot. You still in LA?

Keep on justifying your obnoxious posts, and I will keep on pissing you off like I have.

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Old 07-12-2007, 07:52 PM   #14
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Here's another bump for you... Sell the fucking domain name you dumb dumb head...
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I got 3 hookers pregnant in my lifetime i have 7 kids and 6 of them are black. I have trouble pissing I think its gonnorea Anybody have advice????? I am so fucked i need to click my domain and fuck with the numbers anybody help me and click?

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The Proliferation of Cute: a Review of March of the Penguins and Happy Feet

cute penguin


If there ever was anything cuter than a penguin, nature snuffed it out long ago. All arguments to the contrary crumble upon impact with this photo's crushing cuteness. Unlike sharks, wolves, and hippos, who are sometimes adored, sometimes loathed, and require extravagant public relations campaigns to maintain the favor of the masses, penguins could withstand a thousand years of Washington smear campaigns, after which the treasury would be busted and penguins would still lead the ranks of cute animal incumbency. National Geographic has, over the years, been able to whip the public into a frenzy of adoration whenever it suits them. Penguins never get old.

March of the Penguins

But it was not until March of the Penguins that the penguin epoch truly began. With its flawless cinematography and sentimental narration, the film overdosed the audiences with cuteness, a cuteness so overwhelmingly adorable that few could resist.

Those few later went insane and died.

March of the Penguins was the atom-bomb of penguin cuteness that changed the world as we know it today. Now all bets are off. Anything can happen. Cute levels are off the charts, and studies show that our thirst for cuteness doubles every eighteen months. The next era's cuteness will be so advanced that the cuteness of tomorrow may be unrecognizable by today's standard. This mutative process, known to researchers as "cutation" has proven, just like the advent of electricity and nuclear weapons, that there's no going back.

Though March of the Penguins began this new age, it was only later events that heralded the true impact of the movie. After all, the entire movie, from start to finish, was full of penguins. Nothing but penguins. Hundreds of penguins, thousands of penguins, were on the screen, all at the same time. How do you out-cute a movie of this sensational proportion? What could possibly be cuter than a thousand-penguins-per-minute?
Happy Feet


The answer: a single tap-dancing penguin.

The producers of the movie Happy Feet, about a tap-dancing penguin and his friends, saw clearly what March of the Penguins had provoked, and set to work. In their own covert Los Alamos, they were not daunted by the appearance that March of the Penguins had attained maximum cuteness and, after many long hours in an underground bunker, emerged with a solution in the form of this equation:

MC + MC + MCX = IC

That is, Maximum Cuteness plus Maximum Cuteness plus Maximum Cuteness times a bunch more cute equals Infinite Cuteness. Whereas the old guard saw Maximum Cuteness as the stopping point, the new guard sees Maximum Cuteness as the beginning of Infinite Cuteness. To the layman, this means that cuteness can be multiplied exponentially simply by stacking forms of cuteness on each other. Thus, if penguins have a cute factor of 100, and tap dancing has a cute factor of 87, and a penguin with friends has a cute factor of 164, then cute factors quickly become out of hand, astronomical, and potentially dangerous.
Two-headed penguin

I will here illustrate some of the potential cutations that await us in the decades to come:



1) There are low-tech methods available that do not require the intervention of laboratories and NSF funds. One simple method of exponentially increasing penguin cuteness would be to dress the penguins in the skins of other cute animals, such as the koala or the puppy. Thousands of puppies could be killed and skinned, enough to outfit an entire penguin colony, resulting in a rhapsody of cuteness the likes of which the world has never seen.

2) If a penguin is cute, then a penguin with two heads is cuter. In ten years the technology should allow us to breed these in great number and introduce them into the wild in Antarctica. Former single-headed penguins can then safely be harvested and used as meat.
Seven-headed penguin

3) After a certain amount of time, cute inflation will take place, rendering the two-headed penguins obsolete, after which they can be replaced with seven-headed penguins. The formula is clear: add more heads to achieve greater cuteness. However, there is a maximum number of heads a penguin body of this size can bear, probably between twelve and eighteen, which brings up the next advance in penguin technology.



4) The more heads you add, the greater the load on the penguin body. Well, some say, just make the penguins bigger, then you can add more and more heads. But this will not work, because making an animal larger reduces its cute factor, eliminating the gains we have worked so hard to accomplish in the first place.

Let's look at the problem this way: Say you have a 10x10x10 room. Given the natural size of the penguin, there are only so many penguins you can fit in that space, probably between 150 to 200, perhaps 400 if you break their bones first. PenguintulaThere is a sort of critical mass of cuteness available with penguins at their present size. And because enlarging penguins will detract from their cuteness, the only solution to this obstacle is this: shrink the penguins.



It is a proven scientific law that small animals are cuter than large animals (excepting the aberration of the panda), and because future technological advances should allow us to shrink penguins to any size we like, the theoretically cute room of 200 penguins might be filled with thousands, even hundreds of thousands, of multi-headed adorable penguins the size of insects.
A frenzied colony of cuteness.



Penguin Colony

Given their new size though, it would be cruel to force them to march the incredible distances they require to eat fish (or, in the new future, plankton), so the only moral solution is to breed them with new transportation options, shown above. In the most charming of all futures, massive columns of marching penguins will tear through forests and tundras, digesting everything in their path (to lovingly feed to their children later), leaving a swath of cuteness in their wake.
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