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Old 09-03-2002, 02:26 AM   #51
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I'm going to get the Real Leader to post here one day,
Equinox, can you do any card tricks or slight of hand stuff to amuse Him? I used to, but my fingers are screwed up. Maybe you could arrange a dog and pony show, or hand puppetts, something He likes to see.

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No card tricks, no dogs or ponies (sold them all to Gary), but I run a show called "Monkey Phantasies", I bet it would amuse him too. The repertoire goes from walking over glowing coals, over jumping through burning rings, and even knife fights. It's tough to recruit new moneys after each show, but the cash is good so I can still make profit.

Furthermore I would suggest the unique "Tranny Goats Show" - absoultely astonishing. Rather hardcore, the Leader might like it.

Last but not least I could offer my singin dolphins, they do everything from Michael Jackson to BeeGees, from Megadeth to Celine Dion.

I'm a skilled trainer, the entertainment value is high.
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Old 09-03-2002, 02:36 AM   #52
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Well I know he's into Celine Dion (not that way) so maybe you could get her and her goofy husband to do that thing where the egyptian slaves carry them across the sand dunes, while the masses throw rose petals at them. If you cant get Celine, then the Dolphin will do,

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Old 09-03-2002, 07:51 AM   #53
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Much appreciation for all the congrats and nice comments.

Am I on the right board???
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Old 09-03-2002, 08:36 AM   #54
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Much appreciation for all the congrats and nice comments.

Am I on the right board???
Are you hot?????

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Will this site do link trades?
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Old 09-03-2002, 10:20 AM   #55
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Pete, you are a very horny bastard.
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Old 09-03-2002, 11:35 AM   #56
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Are you hot?????

Will this site do link trades?
Pete,
There are link trades on there already, could use a few more.

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Old 09-03-2002, 11:43 AM   #57
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congrats on the new personal. Shemp Inc is one of the better places to work in this business
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Old 09-03-2002, 04:08 PM   #58
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congrats on the new personal. Shemp Inc is one of the better places to work in this business
I know I like it here, thanks SD.
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Old 09-03-2002, 04:22 PM   #59
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Its my pleasure to announce that Orgasmics (Michelle) has joined the Shemp Group as webmaster for http://www.Shempland.com

Michelle has day to day responsibilty for updates, advertising and public relations. Shempland, a Thumb Display Post, was started a few months ago and is now averaging 50,000 unique hits a day.
We look forward to having her input in determining the direction and profitability of the site.

Please join Jamdin, Tom, Mrs. Shemp and me, in welcoming Michelle to our team,

rob smith
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Who fucking cares?
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I do.
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Old 09-03-2002, 04:35 PM   #61
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Your home page needs some work http://www.lamope.com

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Old 09-03-2002, 07:43 PM   #62
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Very nice, Will. Did you design that yourself?
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