"Dear son, I am writing you this letter slowly because I know that you have problems reading it fast." Free translation from Czech, but you get the picture.

:Graucho

EQ,
The drugs they gave me to get rid of the leukemia i had, made the tips of my fingers go numb, tough to type, not as bad as Steve Hawking though.

shemp

I apologize, guess I learned something new today. :(

I met Steven Hawking in 1992.
He is BP4L.

No need to apologize, EQ, Ive got a few things left over from the treatments, nothing to worry about, Pal:) :) :)

shemp

See if he can transport me back to 1967,
I need more retro content, hehe

shemp

Great Shemp, trying to make me feel bad, huh. Jerk, I am reporting to the Leader. :ugone2far














:winkwink:

Hahaha. Isn't that a part of Festivis ..??

I'm going to get the Real Leader to post here one day,
Equinox, can you do any card tricks or slight of hand stuff to amuse Him? I used to, but my fingers are screwed up. Maybe you could arrange a dog and pony show, or hand puppetts, something He likes to see.

shemp

Damn Seinfield, must know the Leader...

No card tricks, no dogs or ponies (sold them all to Gary), but I run a show called "Monkey Phantasies", I bet it would amuse him too. The repertoire goes from walking over glowing coals, over jumping through burning rings, and even knife fights. It's tough to recruit new moneys after each show, but the cash is good so I can still make profit.

Furthermore I would suggest the unique "Tranny Goats Show" - absoultely astonishing. Rather hardcore, the Leader might like it.

Last but not least I could offer my singin dolphins, they do everything from Michael Jackson to BeeGees, from Megadeth to Celine Dion.

I'm a skilled trainer, the entertainment value is high.

Well I know he's into Celine Dion (not that way) so maybe you could get her and her goofy husband to do that thing where the egyptian slaves carry them across the sand dunes, while the masses throw rose petals at them. If you cant get Celine, then the Dolphin will do,

shemp

Much appreciation for all the congrats and nice comments. :thumbsup

Am I on the right board???

Are you hot?????

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Will this site do link trades?

Pete, you are a very horny bastard.

Pete,
There are link trades on there already, could use a few more.

shemp

congrats on the new personal. Shemp Inc is one of the better places to work in this business

I know I like it here, thanks SD.

Who fucking cares?:321GFY

I do. :321GFY

Your home page needs some work http://www.lamope.com

shemp

Very nice, Will. Did you design that yourself? :winkwink: