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X37375787 09-03-2002 02:26 AM
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Originally posted by the Shemp
I'm going to get the Real Leader to post here one day,
Equinox, can you do any card tricks or slight of hand stuff to amuse Him? I used to, but my fingers are screwed up. Maybe you could arrange a dog and pony show, or hand puppetts, something He likes to see.

shemp

No card tricks, no dogs or ponies (sold them all to Gary), but I run a show called "Monkey Phantasies", I bet it would amuse him too. The repertoire goes from walking over glowing coals, over jumping through burning rings, and even knife fights. It's tough to recruit new moneys after each show, but the cash is good so I can still make profit.

Furthermore I would suggest the unique "Tranny Goats Show" - absoultely astonishing. Rather hardcore, the Leader might like it.

Last but not least I could offer my singin dolphins, they do everything from Michael Jackson to BeeGees, from Megadeth to Celine Dion.

I'm a skilled trainer, the entertainment value is high.

the Shemp 09-03-2002 02:36 AM
Well I know he's into Celine Dion (not that way) so maybe you could get her and her goofy husband to do that thing where the egyptian slaves carry them across the sand dunes, while the masses throw rose petals at them. If you cant get Celine, then the Dolphin will do,

shemp

Orgasmics 09-03-2002 07:51 AM
Much appreciation for all the congrats and nice comments. :thumbsup

Am I on the right board???

TheFLY 09-03-2002 08:36 AM
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Originally posted by Orgasmics
Much appreciation for all the congrats and nice comments. :thumbsup

Am I on the right board???
Are you hot?????

<img src="http://www.webweavers.org/0004/tongue.gif">

Will this site do link trades?

Steve 09-03-2002 10:20 AM
Pete, you are a very horny bastard.

the Shemp 09-03-2002 11:35 AM
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Originally posted by TheFLY


Are you hot?????

Will this site do link trades?
Pete,
There are link trades on there already, could use a few more.

shemp

SleazyDream 09-03-2002 11:43 AM
congrats on the new personal. Shemp Inc is one of the better places to work in this business

the Shemp 09-03-2002 04:08 PM
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Originally posted by SleazyDream
congrats on the new personal. Shemp Inc is one of the better places to work in this business
I know I like it here, thanks SD.

will-o'-the-wisp 09-03-2002 04:22 PM
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Originally posted by the Shemp
Its my pleasure to announce that Orgasmics (Michelle) has joined the Shemp Group as webmaster for http://www.Shempland.com

Michelle has day to day responsibilty for updates, advertising and public relations. Shempland, a Thumb Display Post, was started a few months ago and is now averaging 50,000 unique hits a day.
We look forward to having her input in determining the direction and profitability of the site.

Please join Jamdin, Tom, Mrs. Shemp and me, in welcoming Michelle to our team,

rob smith
shemp.com
Who fucking cares?:321GFY

Orgasmics 09-03-2002 04:34 PM
I do. :321GFY

the Shemp 09-03-2002 04:35 PM
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Originally posted by will-o'-the-wisp

Who fucking cares?:321GFY
Your home page needs some work http://www.lamope.com

shemp

Orgasmics 09-03-2002 07:43 PM
Very nice, Will. Did you design that yourself? :winkwink:


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