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Spiegelau 07-09-2007 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 12729417)
youre a fucking moron... serve him with papers and all he has to do is serve you right back with a vague and ambiguous response, file it with the court and force you to take it to it to court or shut up.

then... your fucked. if he really wanted to be an asshole there are no limit to the moves that can be taken to make it cost you even more time and money to press an issue that is a losing case... and is just going to put you on public record of being an absolute idiot.


You are a fucking moron . . . if his answer is vague and ambiguous then he will lose on our motion for summary judgment which will be filed as soon as he files his answer.
No matter what he says in his answer we will be requesting Summary Judgment. There is NOTHING he can say in his answer to defend his posts. NOTHING! He has no defense and this will be the shortest case he is ever involved in. Hopefully it will also be an expensive lesson for him. The judgment against the defendants might mean that they will be working for me for a year or two (or more) depending on how much they earn annually.

There will be no cost for me to proceed to court (except filing fees which are minimal). Losing case? YOU ARE DEAD WRONG MORON! YOU ARE ON RECORD AS BEING AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT! Thanks for giving your worthless opinion and guiding the defendants with your brilliant opinion.

Spiegelau 07-09-2007 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fluffygrrl (Post 12730057)
O god, I want in on this. Fris, what do I have to post to get co-defendant status ? I haven't been to Internet Court in so long dammit.

This isn't "internet court" this is the United States District Court which can have jurisdiction over internet cases of libel. All you need to do is defame me and you can be a co-defendant.

Remember, it doesn't cost me anything extra to add defendants. So, step right up.


It takes mere seconds for the secretary to add your name to page one of the Complaint and put you at risk for a huge damage award. Just ask any attorney or do a bit of research. I don't know why I even bother trying to warn you about how serious defamation is.

Do whatever you want - and you will get what you deserve.

fris 07-09-2007 08:11 PM

you really need to goto law school, you have zero clue. pick up a book sometime, and stop trying to sell your shitty worthless domain like you have for the past 3 years, if you are hosting your images on geocities, it really shows something, and can you even afford a lawyer?

pocketkangaroo 07-09-2007 08:14 PM

Just file the pretend lawsuit already. Why would you spend days sitting on a board talking about it instead of doing it?

fris 07-09-2007 08:16 PM

so broke he uses geoshities for hosting, lulz

Spiegelau 07-09-2007 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12726236)
Judge: "Plaintiff's counsel may read the complaint"

Greg's Lawyer: "Ahem.... This civil complaint has been filed in the United States District Court for Defamation/Libel against any GFY members who have crossed the line from crazy GFY flaming to outright libel."

Judge: "Excuse me? What is 'GFY' exactly?"

Greg's lawyer: "Go fuck yourself your honor"



I smell a contempt of court charge a coming.




Now that is funny! I'll have to tell my attorney to be careful how he answers that question.


Federal Court Judges and Magistrate Judges deal with dirty words and dirty images and Federal Criminal Defendants all the time. They are all big boys. Believe me, bad words will not offend or bother them.

fris 07-09-2007 08:19 PM

whats taking so long? file the lawsuit already you stupid fuck

Spiegelau 07-09-2007 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12730108)
you really need to goto law school, you have zero clue. pick up a book sometime, and stop trying to sell your shitty worthless domain like you have for the past 3 years, if you are hosting your images on geocities, it really shows something, and can you even afford a lawyer?



You are funny. You will be quite surprised very soon. Remember, I have said many times that I will not have to pay an attorney to represent me.

Any way, all attorney fees and Court costs will be coming out of the judgment against you. Even if I lose (which I have been assured is impossible) it will not cost me anything (except Court costs).

fris 07-09-2007 08:28 PM

lols, someone assuring you a win, this is even more funny. so tell me when you have filed.

Spiegelau 07-09-2007 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12730130)
Just file the pretend lawsuit already. Why would you spend days sitting on a board talking about it instead of doing it?


Because I was trying to avoid having to take legal action against Fris and friends.

I don't want to take them to court, I am forced to do it.


Plus, the Judge will see how I requested time and time again for the defamation posts to be removed and my pleas went ignored and or mocked by the Defendants. This is sure to increase the damages award.



Malice is often defined as, "the intent, without justification or excuse, to commit a wrongful act." It is the conscious, intentional wrongdoing with the intent of doing harm to do the victim. In many civil cases, a finding that a defendant acted with malice will often open the door to liability or increased damages, such as punitive damages."

BusterBunny 07-09-2007 08:31 PM

i claim the 50th amendment :pimp

pocketkangaroo 07-09-2007 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12730203)
Plus, the Judge will see how I requested time and time again for the defamation posts to be removed and my pleas went ignored and or mocked by the Defendants. This is sure to increase the damages award.

Judges don't give a shit what you ask them to do on a message board. They care if you sent a C&D to the company who owns this message board. Since you haven't and show no signs of doing so, it would be implied that the statements made don't have much negative impact on your business (or lack thereof).

shack 07-09-2007 08:40 PM

I want my ten minutes back.

Someone is going to pay!

Spiegelau 07-09-2007 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12730219)
Judges don't give a shit what you ask them to do on a message board. They care if you sent a C&D to the company who owns this message board. Since you haven't and show no signs of doing so, it would be implied that the statements made don't have much negative impact on your business (or lack thereof).

Fuck off you ignorant bitch.

Open a law book or talk to an attorney.

Message Board Operators (in most cases) are not responsible for what board members post. This is on FRIS and friends as they could have fixed this three days ago with my first request.

You don't need a C&D in libel cases you moron.

I don't need to warn anyone. I could have filed a complaint the day I was defamed. I did warn everyone for the reasons stated in earlier posts.

Also, "libel per se" doesn't require that I prove damages you moron.

I hope the defendants listen to morons like you, so that I will just get a big fat massive judgment because they listened to you.

Spiegelau 07-09-2007 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by shack (Post 12730238)
I want my ten minutes back.

Someone is going to pay!


File a law suit.

pocketkangaroo 07-09-2007 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12730246)
Fuck off you ignorant bitch.

Open a law book or talk to an attorney.

Message Board Operators (in most cases) are not responsible for what board members post. This is on FRIS and friends as they could have fixed this three days ago with my first request.

You don't need a C&D in libel cases you moron.

I don't need to warn anyone. I could have filed a complaint the day I was defamed. I did warn everyone for the reasons stated in earlier posts.

Also, "libel per se" doesn't require that I prove damages you moron.

I hope the defendants listen to morons like you, so that I will just get a big fat massive judgment because they listened to you.

They are responsible if they leave it up after knowing it was false. Read up on the cases over the years. The fact that Fris can't delete his posts makes your request a joke. You'd have to request it from the owners of the board, which surely your imaginary judge would ask why you haven't contacted them.

Spiegelau 07-09-2007 08:51 PM

POTENTIAL DEFENDANTS REMEMBER

Ignorance of the law is NO defense.

Confusion is NO defense.

* I thought he was talking about . . .
* I meant something else. I was trying to say . . .
* This is all just a big misunderstanding . . .
* I didn't know that it is wrong to say that . . .
* We were all saying crazy things, I just jumped in . . .
* Plaintiff wouldn't prove to me that what he was saying is true, SO I KNEW IT WAS A LIE!


These are all laughable defenses.

ANY DEFENSE ALONG THESE LINES WILL GAURANTEE YOU LOSE BIG TIME.

Thanks.

jimthefiend 07-09-2007 08:52 PM

Spiegelau steals panties from public laundries.

Spiegelau 07-09-2007 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12730273)
They are responsible if they leave it up after knowing it was false. Read up on the cases over the years. The fact that Fris can't delete his posts makes your request a joke. You'd have to request it from the owners of the board, which surely your imaginary judge would ask why you haven't contacted them.


I would ask that you just stfu because you know NOTHING about the law.

Then I would ask that you read THIS!

Fris can request that his posts be deleted right this moment and GFY would delete them for him. I cannot request that GFY delete other members posts. He is the only person that can request that his posts be deleted without a court order. GFY need not act until ordered by a Court. Sometimes boards do act prior to a court order to be extra cautious. This is Fris' defamation action and he is going to bear the brunt of the damage for it.

When the imaginary Judge asks me why I didn't contact GFY, I will direct him to view the exhibits attached to my complaint demonstrating my communications with GFY regarding this matter. In other words - I HAVE CONTACTED GFY YOU IDIOT.

Spiegelau 07-09-2007 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 12730289)
Spiegelau steals panties from public laundries.

How dare you!

pocketkangaroo 07-09-2007 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12730302)
I cannot request that GFY delete other members posts. He is the only person that can request that his posts be deleted without a court order.

That's not true at all. You can request anything you want. You can request that GFY puts a giant picture of your face as the new logo if you want. Filing a C&D to take down what you claim is false and defaming information is common, I'm sure the folks who own the board have had their fair share come through.

If it was truly doing you damage, you'd do everything in your power to have it removed. That includes having your imaginary lawyer send a C&D to the owners of this board. It's standard procedure in any online defamation case. I can't think of one that didn't have a C&D sent to the owners of the site and ISP.

If you are serious, consult an attorney. Pretending to play internet attorney is just going to make you a bigger laughing stock then you already are.

Bake 07-09-2007 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12730148)
Now that is funny!

Federal Court Judges and Magistrate Judges deal with dirty words and dirty images and Federal Criminal Defendants all the time. They are all big boys. Believe me, bad words will not offend or bother them.

Yes there like real grown up adults

Spiegelau 07-09-2007 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 12730324)
That's not true at all. You can request anything you want. You can request that GFY puts a giant picture of your face as the new logo if you want. Filing a C&D to take down what you claim is false and defaming information is common, I'm sure the folks who own the board have had their fair share come through.

If it was truly doing you damage, you'd do everything in your power to have it removed. That includes having your imaginary lawyer send a C&D to the owners of this board. It's standard procedure in any online defamation case. I can't think of one that didn't have a C&D sent to the owners of the site and ISP.

If you are serious, consult an attorney. Pretending to play internet attorney is just going to make you a bigger laughing stock then you already are.


First of all, I don't need to do anything. I am the one under libelous attack. I can sue instantly.
A C&D is just a way to try to avoid a law suit. I sent Fris a C&D and he ignored. I made additional email and board posts requesting that he remove his libelous posts. He mocked and refused.

I do not have any other option at this point other than to have a court order the removal of the posts. When I have the Court order the removal of the posts, I am also asking for them to punish the offender(s) so that they will not continue to defame me and that they punish the defendants to make an example for others and I am asking for additional damages.

All appropriate parties have received a C&D. I know what I am doing.


Defendants are all well aware of the situation. I have asked that they remove the appropriate posts. Those who do not will have to answer why when asked by a Federal Court Magistrate Judge. And then they will have to pay accordingly.

lazycash 07-09-2007 09:38 PM

Lol at "Fris and Friends", sounds like a saturday morning cartoon. Greg, you could have asked the mods to remove the posts that were bothering you long ago, you failed to do so.

fluffygrrl 07-09-2007 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12730106)
This isn't "internet court" this is the United States District Court which can have jurisdiction over internet cases of libel. All you need to do is defame me and you can be a co-defendant.

Remember, it doesn't cost me anything extra to add defendants. So, step right up.


It takes mere seconds for the secretary to add your name to page one of the Complaint and put you at risk for a huge damage award. Just ask any attorney or do a bit of research. I don't know why I even bother trying to warn you about how serious defamation is.

Do whatever you want - and you will get what you deserve.

So then, to whomever it may concern, I hereby declare and affirm that I know with absolute certainty and for a fact the following :

1. That spiegelau, personally and knowingly, and any and all person or persons thereby represented or named or otherwise labeled "spiegelau" did in fact, on or around June 1, 2007, and every subsequent day theresince, eat goat shit, both fresh and frozen (the later reheated in the microwave) in copious ammounts, for no apparent purpose or reason other than an inhuman and inexplicable love of goat shit, as either texture or aroma.

2. That the hundred or so fake nicks, which is to say other labels applied to the same raving lunatic that is also known as "spiegelau" rutinely engage in unprotected sex with earthworms, and also ride a tricicle without wearing a helmet with regulation-conformant acetilene lamp and spinning widget, as required by their attending mental health care professional.

3. That the domain name *************** is pretty much worthles, and that interested parties, when not eating goat shit or driving their trycicle in a dangerous fashion, lied and misrepresented, with an intent to defraud gullible people, as to both the current and potential earnings, income and value of said domain.

Given today, Monday this 9th of July 2007 on the Internets Boards by fluffygrl.

And don't forget, kids. The Internets is Serious Business !

pocketkangaroo 07-09-2007 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12730365)
First of all, I don't need to do anything. I am the one under libelous attack. I can sue instantly.
A C&D is just a way to try to avoid a law suit. I sent Fris a C&D and he ignored. I made additional email and board posts requesting that he remove his libelous posts. He mocked and refused.

A C&D is not a way to avoid a lawsuit. It's a way to remove something that you feel was damaging to your business. The fact you didn't send one to the folks here at GFY shows that it really wasn't that damaging.

And most C&D are sent by lawyers. Seriously, you can't afford a few hundred dollars to send a professional one?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12730365)
I do not have any other option at this point other than to have a court order the removal of the posts. When I have the Court order the removal of the posts, I am also asking for them to punish the offender(s) so that they will not continue to defame me and that they punish the defendants to make an example for others and I am asking for additional damages.

Any court order to remove posts would have to go to the owners of this board and not to Fris. He can't delete posts or force them to delete his posts.

I'm begging you to stop. It's just embarrassing man. You aren't suing anyone. Fris doesn't even live in this country and has no control over the board. You can't even afford a lawyer to send a C&D, how do you plan to file a lawsuit?

steved 07-09-2007 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12730302)
I would ask that you just stfu because you know NOTHING about the law.

Then I would ask that you read THIS!

Fris can request that his posts be deleted right this moment and GFY would delete them for him. I cannot request that GFY delete other members posts. He is the only person that can request that his posts be deleted without a court order. GFY need not act until ordered by a Court. Sometimes boards do act prior to a court order to be extra cautious. This is Fris' defamation action and he is going to bear the brunt of the damage for it.

When the imaginary Judge asks me why I didn't contact GFY, I will direct him to view the exhibits attached to my complaint demonstrating my communications with GFY regarding this matter. In other words - I HAVE CONTACTED GFY YOU IDIOT.

You will spend all your time trying to prove you have a case. It's very amusing to see your domain same threads turn into law suit threats. That's a great way to sell your domain!

Why do you say I don't have a case against you when you directly threatened bodily harm on me and any of my friends. It was something about grinding our heads into the pavement until you could see bone and blood. Something along those lines...

I saved it all, have proof of it all, and will not ask anyone to remove your threats. Of course, I can't actually take you serious with your threats, but it's nice to know you are an idiot that lives in a fantasy world where the judicial system is waiting on your every action, ready to pounce on the next person that pisses you off.

I'll gladly provide the threats you made to me to anyone you try to sue... To anyone Greg is "suing", just let me know, if you need proof of Greg's uncontrolled rage and violent behavior:1orglaugh

hudson77 07-09-2007 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiegelau (Post 12729338)
Many law suits have no way to be avoided. Our situation has a very easy way to avoid this law suit, however, that is solely up to you. I really hope you will remove the libelous posts from GFY. Feel free to leave the insults and flames. Those are a normal part of online chat boards, but I simply cannot allow blatant, intentional libelous statements to hang out there on the Internet to harm me and my ability to do business in any way (now or in the future). I don?t particularly want to be involved in a Federal Court Case (believe it or not, I have better things to do), but you have left me no alternative. If you decide not to remove your libelous statements from GFY, my hope is that by filing this law suit, it will serve to correct your defamatory actions, punish you for your defamatory actions and to dissuade others from defaming me or anybody else. I do not WANT to do this, I am forced to do this.

oh man!!!

fluffygrrl 07-10-2007 01:23 AM

bump for my co-defendant status.

pocketkangaroo 07-11-2007 07:21 PM

Bump for an update on the lawsuit :-)

Scootermuze 07-11-2007 07:51 PM

I haven't had this much fun since Granny got her left tit hung in the washer ringer.. :)

for those who remember what a ringer is.. was... :)

candyflip 07-11-2007 08:06 PM

I'd like to know how many times people have threatened others here on GFY with lawsuit threats vs how many have actually followed through.

We know the last number is ZERO.

steved 07-11-2007 08:10 PM

Bump for the fun of seeing what Greg will post next!

fluffygrrl 07-11-2007 08:54 PM

Hey, goatshit, didntcha say it costs nothing to add more defendands and crap, all puffed up ? Where's it already !

Juilan 07-11-2007 09:17 PM

http://www.julianchristopher.com/Ima...ples_Court.jpg

steved 07-11-2007 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Juilan (Post 12743653)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lazycash 07-11-2007 09:31 PM

Anyone remember the possible fake nick "Integrated" from two years ago that threatened everyone with lawsuits for making fun of his .tv domain business. Speigelau reminds me of that guy, both extremely naive and combative.

Spiegelau 07-11-2007 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 12743734)
Anyone remember the possible fake nick "Integrated" from two years ago that threatened everyone with lawsuits for making fun of his .tv domain business. Speigelau reminds me of that guy, both extremely naive and combative.


Ya, that's because you are a fucking pos moron.


There is a HUGE difference between "making fun" of posts and claiming that my stats and earnings are "fake" and that, you have proof that I switched from Sedo to Traffic Club because I was caught lying about *************** stats and all the other similar posts. Those are pure text book cases of "libel per se" and that is not arguable. Fris and friends are fucked.

nico-t 07-12-2007 04:09 AM

when will fris & friends be fucked exactly? could you give the good people of gfy a time frame?

ServerGenius 07-12-2007 04:42 AM

how can I get in on the action? I'm serious :1orglaugh


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