32,000 km round trip to own an iPhone!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

born4porn · 07-05-2007, 06:08 PM

If you want to meet a real iPhone tragic, then Merrick Brown is your man.

The 26-year-old Sydney-based consultant has just returned from a five-day, 32,000 km round trip to the east coast of the United States, ostensibly made so that he could be among the first wave to own one of Apple's new mobile phones.

A self-confessed gadget fiend, Brown says he has fixated on the touch-sensitive phone, with an in-built iPod that can also be used to surf the web, ever since it had its first public showing in January.

"I knew I had to get one," he says, proudly showing off his new acquisition. "I'm a bit of an Apple fanatic."

With the launch date set for 6pm last Friday, Brown - who hails from near Boston - booked a ticket, using one of the several trips home a year he is entitled to under his contract.

Although he also had to return to renew his driver's licence and catch up with his family, the visit was scheduled around the iPhone launch date.

His plans was to buy the phone at an outlet near JFK International Airport in New York.

To maximise his chances of getting one and minimise the amount of time he would have to queue, Brown searched online before he left for a store located in the neighbourhood with the lowest median income within a 18km radius of the airport.

In the end, his mother offered to find a spot in a queue close to where she lives near Boston and bought the phone for her son and one for herself.

While it sounds obsessive, Brown is not alone in his infatuation with the gadget that bloggers have dubbed the Jesusphone.

Analysts in the US estimate that Apple and its phone company partner AT&T may have sold over 700,000 iPhones last weekend. And 95 of Apple's 164 stores and many of the AT&T outlets around the country are reported to have sold out.

The device, which comes in two models priced at $US499 ($580) and $US599 ($700), is only sold in the US where it can only be used on AT&T's mobile phone network.

Apple plans to launch the phone in Europe later this year and in Australia in 2008, and will almost certainly strike exclusive deals with one carrier in each country where the iPhone is sold.

But many gadget fans living outside the US are not prepared to wait - even though it means their expensive toy may not operate as its maker intended it.

"In some ways it's cool to be among the first to have it," Brown says. "The flipside of that is that people look at you as if you are a little crazy as you just spent $US600 to get a phone that doesn't work as a phone."

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mattz · 07-05-2007, 06:10 PM

Wow that's crazy, never thought someone could be that obsessed over a phone

aico · 07-05-2007, 06:14 PM

Somewhere, 1 billion light years away, there is an Mayan saying to himself "Thank God we got the fuck out of that place".

born4porn · 07-05-2007, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Somewhere, 1 billion light years away, there is an Mayan saying to himself "Thank God we got the fuck out of that place".

classic!

born4porn · 07-05-2007, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mattz

Wow that's crazy, never thought someone could be that obsessed over a phone

iPhone = status symbol (especially since he has 1 of the few in Oz atm)

I will wait, until they are released here, and I can use it as a phone!

rowan · 07-06-2007, 01:43 AM

Um, if he's usually Sydney based then surely he's just bought an expensive penis extension that has as much functionality as a brick with a backlight?

Doctor Dre · 07-06-2007, 01:57 AM

Fucking dumb people out there..

aico · 07-06-2007, 02:23 AM

It doesn't work unless you activate it, so he pretty much bought a paper weight. Fucking retard.

Porn Farmer · 07-06-2007, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by born4porn

"In some ways it's cool to be among the first to have it," Brown says. "The flipside of that is that people look at you as if you are a little crazy as you just spent $US600 to get a phone that doesn't work as a phone."

What a fucking loser.

aless · 07-06-2007, 03:09 AM

That man must be "special" and extremely interested in that little box called iPhone if he did that :D.

CaptainWolfy · 07-06-2007, 03:37 AM

that's sad

who · 07-06-2007, 04:19 AM

lolcopter

Emil · 07-06-2007, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by born4porn

iPhone = status symbol (especially since he has 1 of the few in Oz atm)

If idiot travel too far to get one then
idiot=fucking gay
else
idiot=ok
end if

d00t · 07-06-2007, 06:00 AM

the flight over was worth it, but im glad to have bragging rights here in aussieland now ;)

vinnie mcgee · 07-06-2007, 07:49 AM

Long way to go for a phone
Top marks fo effort tho

born4porn · 07-08-2007, 06:46 AM

With the launch date set for 6pm last Friday, Brown - who hails from near Boston - booked a ticket, using one of the several trips home a year he is entitled to under his contract.

Although he also had to return to renew his driver's licence and catch up with his family, the visit was scheduled around the iPhone launch date.

bronco67 · 07-08-2007, 07:12 AM

Those things are way too big

07-05-2007, 06:08 PM	#1
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	32,000 km round trip to own an iPhone!!! If you want to meet a real iPhone tragic, then Merrick Brown is your man. The 26-year-old Sydney-based consultant has just returned from a five-day, 32,000 km round trip to the east coast of the United States, ostensibly made so that he could be among the first wave to own one of Apple's new mobile phones. A self-confessed gadget fiend, Brown says he has fixated on the touch-sensitive phone, with an in-built iPod that can also be used to surf the web, ever since it had its first public showing in January. "I knew I had to get one," he says, proudly showing off his new acquisition. "I'm a bit of an Apple fanatic." With the launch date set for 6pm last Friday, Brown - who hails from near Boston - booked a ticket, using one of the several trips home a year he is entitled to under his contract. Although he also had to return to renew his driver's licence and catch up with his family, the visit was scheduled around the iPhone launch date. His plans was to buy the phone at an outlet near JFK International Airport in New York. To maximise his chances of getting one and minimise the amount of time he would have to queue, Brown searched online before he left for a store located in the neighbourhood with the lowest median income within a 18km radius of the airport. In the end, his mother offered to find a spot in a queue close to where she lives near Boston and bought the phone for her son and one for herself. While it sounds obsessive, Brown is not alone in his infatuation with the gadget that bloggers have dubbed the Jesusphone. Analysts in the US estimate that Apple and its phone company partner AT&T may have sold over 700,000 iPhones last weekend. And 95 of Apple's 164 stores and many of the AT&T outlets around the country are reported to have sold out. The device, which comes in two models priced at $US499 ($580) and $US599 ($700), is only sold in the US where it can only be used on AT&T's mobile phone network. Apple plans to launch the phone in Europe later this year and in Australia in 2008, and will almost certainly strike exclusive deals with one carrier in each country where the iPhone is sold. But many gadget fans living outside the US are not prepared to wait - even though it means their expensive toy may not operate as its maker intended it. "In some ways it's cool to be among the first to have it," Brown says. "The flipside of that is that people look at you as if you are a little crazy as you just spent $US600 to get a phone that doesn't work as a phone." story

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07-06-2007, 07:49 AM	#15
vinnie mcgee Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 17,356	Long way to go for a phone Top marks fo effort tho __________________ Vinnies' in da house HDFuckFilms HDXXXFilms AT gmail.com Webmaster AT hdfuckfilms DOT com

07-05-2007, 06:10 PM	#2
mattz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 7,697	Wow that's crazy, never thought someone could be that obsessed over a phone

07-05-2007, 06:14 PM	#3
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Somewhere, 1 billion light years away, there is an Mayan saying to himself "Thank God we got the fuck out of that place".

07-06-2007, 01:43 AM	#6
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Um, if he's usually Sydney based then surely he's just bought an expensive penis extension that has as much functionality as a brick with a backlight?

07-06-2007, 02:23 AM	#8
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	It doesn't work unless you activate it, so he pretty much bought a paper weight. Fucking retard.

07-06-2007, 03:37 AM	#11
CaptainWolfy Playa Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Somewhere on the Earth Posts: 8,439	that's sad

07-06-2007, 04:19 AM	#12
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	lolcopter

07-06-2007, 06:00 AM	#14
d00t Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your mind Posts: 3,766	the flight over was worth it, but im glad to have bragging rights here in aussieland now ;)

07-08-2007, 06:46 AM	#16
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	With the launch date set for 6pm last Friday, Brown - who hails from near Boston - booked a ticket, using one of the several trips home a year he is entitled to under his contract. Although he also had to return to renew his driver's licence and catch up with his family, the visit was scheduled around the iPhone launch date.

07-08-2007, 07:12 AM	#17
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	Those things are way too big