What YNOTBob sings in the morning

[MOxxx]

I spent two days with bob on a biz trip and i found out what he sings when he gets up in the morning when he is taking a shower:

I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all



When i asked him what he was singing he said "....just an auto celebrating song.."