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  • CreatineGuy
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2006
    • 461

    #1

    What would you do if your girlfriend is giving you a blowjob...

    and she starts fingering your ass?
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    Tell her I prefer a cock up there instead of a finger?

    Last edited by BoyAlley; 07-04-2007, 04:47 PM.

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    • Jman
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      • Sep 2003
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      #3
      Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)
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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Originally posted by JMan
        Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)
        Fag.......

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        • stickyfingerz
          Doin fine
          • Oct 2005
          • 24984

          #5
          smile and thank her?

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          • BoyAlley
            So Fucking Gay
            • Nov 2004
            • 19714

            #6
            Originally posted by stickyfingerz
            smile and thank her?
            Fag.......

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            • munki
              Do Fun Shit.
              • Dec 2004
              • 13393

              #7
              Originally posted by BoyAlley
              Fag.......

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              • J. Falcon
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                • May 2006
                • 31645

                #8
                I'd tell her "Homie dont play dat"
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                • phasic
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 2104

                  #9
                  Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.
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                  • madawgz
                    8.8.8.8
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 30509

                    #10
                    go along with it?
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                    • ztik
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 5196

                      #11
                      Id say thanks
                      .

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                      • BoyAlley
                        So Fucking Gay
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 19714

                        #12
                        Originally posted by madawgz
                        go along with it?
                        Fag.......

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                        • swoop
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 3903

                          #13
                          laugh and say "just one finger?"
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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133986

                            #14
                            Flip her on her belly and pound hers

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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Spunky
                              Flip her on her belly and pound hers
                              Cripe Mighty! Finally a heterosexual manages to find his way into this thread.....

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                              • candyflip
                                Carpe Visio
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 43069

                                #16
                                Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!

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                                • urbanpimp
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                                  • May 2007
                                  • 526

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by phasic
                                  Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.
                                  hahahaha.... Wish I had a girlfriend with low self-esteem.

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                                  • OG LennyT
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                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 14345

                                    #18
                                    tell her to get her finger out of my ass?
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                                    • porntertainment
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 151

                                      #19
                                      Marry her.

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                                      • just a punk
                                        So fuckin' bored
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 32393

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CreatineGuy
                                        and she starts fingering your ass?
                                        I'd play tetris on my PDA.
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                                        • Scroto
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 2804

                                          #21
                                          I have to agree with Spunky on this one!

                                          But, first it would be more like. "Wtf. get your fucking finger out of my ass!"

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                                          • GatorB
                                            The Demon & 12clicks
                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 18208

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by candyflip
                                            Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!

                                            homo.......

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                                            • candyflip
                                              Carpe Visio
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 43069

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by GatorB
                                              homo.......
                                              Yep...a chick licking a dude's ass is sooooo gay.

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                                              • GatorB
                                                The Demon & 12clicks
                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 18208

                                                #24
                                                I'd say "if I wanted something that size up my ass I'd have teh boy alley stick his dick in it."

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                                                • GatorB
                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 18208

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                                  Yep...a chick licking a dude's ass is sooooo gay.

                                                  A) distgusting

                                                  B) gay.

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                                                  • Scroto
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                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 2804

                                                    #26


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                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 19714

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by GatorB
                                                      I'd say "if I wanted something that size up my ass I'd have teh boy alley stick his dick in it."
                                                      That's hawt.

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                                                      • sortie
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                                                        • Mar 2007
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by phasic
                                                        Id say, "Bitch nah." Does it look like a chocolate maker to you? I dont think so, now lick your finger and tell me if it tastes like chocolate, BITCH.
                                                        So, you're admitting that you never get blown?

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                                                        • CreatineGuy
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                          • 461

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Scroto


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                                                          • CreatineGuy
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Nov 2006
                                                            • 461

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by candyflip
                                                            Same thing I do every night...sit back and enjoy the fuck out of it and hope that while she's down there my ass gets a little tongue action too!

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                                                            • thehose
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                              • 87

                                                              #31
                                                              STOP!












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                                                              • J. Falcon
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                                                                • May 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Scroto


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                                                                • stickyfingerz
                                                                  Doin fine
                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                  • 24984

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Man there are a few homophobes in here lol. A girl playing with your ass is heaven. Your ass has tons of nerves in it that love to be played with. Personally I just had a girls tongue on mine like 30 mins ago.

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                                                                  • Ricky Dynamite
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 307

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Ummm have her stop?

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                                                                    • Vick!
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'd be like and say don't hit it
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                                                                      • needlive
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                                                                        • Nov 2006
                                                                        • 2191

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I'd put on a diplomatic look and say, "Well you are certainly heading to the wrong direction...if it goes this way we have to stop everything...oh and I want my cds back"

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                                                                        • xclusive
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 35218

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Just hope that my wife don't find out I have a girlfriend that is fingering my ass.

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                                                                          • cams2chat
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                                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                                            • 288

                                                                            #38
                                                                            What would you do if your girlfriend is giving you a blowjob...

                                                                            Originally posted by CreatineGuy
                                                                            and she starts fingering your ass?
                                                                            Hope my wife doesnt cum home

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                                                                            • DatingGold
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                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • GatorB
                                                                                The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 18208

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                                                Man there are a few homophobes in here lol. A girl playing with your ass is heaven. Your ass has tons of nerves in it that love to be played with. Personally I just had a girls tongue on mine like 30 mins ago.
                                                                                I knew you were the gay way. Here's a link for you.

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                                                                                • stickyfingerz
                                                                                  Doin fine
                                                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                                                  • 24984

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                                  I knew you were the gay way. Here's a link for you.

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                                                                                  Your hero.

                                                                                  Lmao for one a GIRL licking or fingering your ass doesnt make you gay. It just means you arent hung up on thinking any pleasure that comes from your anus makes you gay. lol

                                                                                  So my big question is... Did it make you gay when they aliens took you up to their ship and stuck the huge metal probe in your ass?

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                                                                                  • bobby666
                                                                                    boots are my religion
                                                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                                                    • 21765

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by JMan
                                                                                    Tape her on the head and say "Good Girl" ;-)
                                                                                    hehe, would do the same

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                                                                                    • zeruel
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                      • 1387

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      bwahahah... i dont like that...

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                                                                                      • GatorB
                                                                                        The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                                        • 18208

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                                                        Lmao for one a GIRL licking or fingering your ass doesnt make you gay. It just means you arent hung up on thinking any pleasure that comes from your anus makes you gay.
                                                                                        Let's use logic. Ok so a finger feels good in your ass as you have admitted. Ok so how about a basic vibrator? After all it vibrates so it stimulates the anal and prostate areas. You have already said there isn't anything wrong with this. Now what if that vibrator was made to look and feel like a real penis? Would that be ok? It should by your logic because it's just vibrator and there is nothing wrong with anal stimulation and it's not making you gay according to you. So basically then something that looks and feels like a real penis that is inserted into your ass gives you pleasure and yet somehow you aren't gay. Um....ok.

                                                                                        So my big question is... Did it make you gay when they aliens took you up to their ship and stuck the huge metal probe in your ass?
                                                                                        That would be RAPE. Being forced to do something you don't like is different that CHOOSING doing something you do like.

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                                                                                        • bizarredollars
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                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                          • 1582

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          When I was admitted into hospital a few weeks back, an ebony female doctor stuck her finger up my ass to check everything was okay up there, and I have to admit, it did not feel bad.. I was hallucinating and my head was an absolute mess at the time, but still...

                                                                                          I'm not attracted to guys, no interest in cock at all, so I'm pretty sure that doesn't make me queer.. but if it does, who gives a shit anyway?

                                                                                          If a girl wants to do it to me while she is sucking my cock, I'm not going to complain.

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                                                                                          • Goodings Media
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by bizarredollars
                                                                                            When I was admitted into hospital a few weeks back, an ebony female doctor stuck her finger up my ass to check everything was okay up there, and I have to admit, it did not feel bad.. I was hallucinating and my head was an absolute mess at the time, but still...

                                                                                            I'm not attracted to guys, no interest in cock at all, so I'm pretty sure that doesn't make me queer.. but if it does, who gives a shit anyway?

                                                                                            If a girl wants to do it to me while she is sucking my cock, I'm not going to complain.
                                                                                            for honesty

                                                                                            Been rimmed was on my fucking "initiation list" when I got to Uni. It was hard finding a girl, and she wasn't that hawt, but it felt kinda cool.

                                                                                            I added it to the various other shit on the list and scored pretty high ;) And none of it was homo in the slightest. Homo is sex with a guy, this was with a woman, so fuck it.

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                                                                                            • jdc
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                                                                                              • Jan 2007
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              no! definitely won't agree.. it is still a gay thing...

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                                                                                              • who
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Aug 2003
                                                                                                • 19593

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                These days, even getting fucked in the ass by a guy isn't gay.

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                                                                                                • Donkey Punch
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  bust a nut ?
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                                                                                                  • bizarredollars
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2006
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                    Fag.......
                                                                                                    Lol... Typical homo.. Thinks every other bloke is just a step away from taking a cock in the ass.


                                                                                                    j/k btw.

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