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fiveyes · 09-01-2002, 06:42 AM

I read dead people. They don't realize they're dead, they keep posting anyway. I felt frightened and afraid, until I realized that all I had to do was read their postings and understand they needed to let us know that step-mamma's soup was Lysol-laced and lil' sister was gonna' get it too unless the barrier was broken.

Oh no, there's this gaping wound in my head! I recall a broken window, Fletch in my bathroom in his BVD's and why I should've, really and truly should've, brushed my teeth more often. Toy soldiers, table tent with post-dead puke smell and too many postings. Way too many postings- because I read dead people...

greentea · 09-01-2002, 07:23 AM

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09-01-2002, 06:42 AM	#1
fiveyes Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New Orleans Posts: 1,680	I read ... I read dead people. They don't realize they're dead, they keep posting anyway. I felt frightened and afraid, until I realized that all I had to do was read their postings and understand they needed to let us know that step-mamma's soup was Lysol-laced and lil' sister was gonna' get it too unless the barrier was broken. Oh no, there's this gaping wound in my head! I recall a broken window, Fletch in my bathroom in his BVD's and why I should've, really and truly should've, brushed my teeth more often. Toy soldiers, table tent with post-dead puke smell and too many postings. Way too many postings- because I read dead people... __________________ <CENTER><A HREF="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/" target="_blank"><IMG SRC="http://www.hot-off-bourbon.com/images/hob-logosmall.jpg" border="0"></A> <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" SIZE="-1"><I>Mardi Gras, Spring Break, Wet-T, Night Club Action, UpSkirt, Oil Wrestling, Voyeur</I></FONT></CENTER> Last edited by fiveyes; 09-01-2002 at 06:48 AM..

09-01-2002, 07:23 AM	#2
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	boring __________________ blunts