GFY 2K2 Summer Movie Awards - GoFuckYourself.com

MrPopup · 08-31-2002, 10:54 PM

Best Picture: Signs. M. Night Shyamalan throws down again AGAIN with only his third Hollywood effort. Yeah Yeah, It's commercial hollywood claptrap. Argue all you want but this motherfucker was TIGHT. Every scene is masterfully designed to scare the SHIZZLE out of the audience. Even if you're the most fickle of movie snobs, the elements (without giving away spoilers) leading up to rhe Mel and Joaquin chase were great. Tak Fujiomoto's cinematography, and James Newton Howards score team up for a real nice mindfuck. Belongs with The Shining and Poltergeist as possibly scariest film of all time.

Worst Picture: XXX. Who would have expected anything more from director Rob Cohen (Fast and the Furious) ?!? Except for the Snowboard scene (Best Snowboard sequence EVER!), this movie was a horrible excuse to sell sunglasses, soda, and transparent homoeroticism.

Best Acting: Asia Argento showing her pussy in XXX. I love Zombie movies and any Argento Pussy is worth its weight in rotting corpse flesh.

Comments: For extra points, what upcoming film are you most excited about ?!? I'm having extreme developmental learning problems when it comes to how bad I want to see The Incredible Hulk, the CGI in that film is going to elevate audience acceptance of digital filmmaking higher then anything we've seen before.

eru · 08-31-2002, 10:58 PM

When did she show her cookie in XXX? It's PG13.

MrPopup · 08-31-2002, 11:00 PM

Check it out yo! First club scene. Flashing strobe light. It was there bro.

Joe Sixpack · 08-31-2002, 11:00 PM

99% of Hollywood movies are shit.

...and who the fuck cares about digital effects? Effects are usually used to try and cover up a shitty screenplay.

Hollywood movies are the cinematic equivalent of a fucking McDonalds Happy Meal.

wonder · 08-31-2002, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
Hollywood movies are the cinematic equivalent of a fucking McDonalds Happy Meal.

more mcdonalds slandering

whose going to get pissed first, mcdonalds with mckimmy to the rescue, or hollywood, who Fletch XXX knows doesnt take kindly to their name being used in "inapropriate" ways

MrPopup · 08-31-2002, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack
99% of Hollywood movies are shit.

So do us all a favor and confirm where all your great movie choices come from.

Bollywood?!? Or how about the Middle East...I here Iran is getting into the game with fifty different documentaries about the harsh life facing Islamic women.

Dude, your film elitism is only gonna work if you tell me where all your favorite films come from...

Joe Sixpack · 08-31-2002, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup

So do us all a favor and confirm where all your great movie choices come from.

Bollywood?!? Or how about the Middle East...I here Iran is getting into the game with fifty different documentaries about the harsh life facing Islamic women.

Dude, your film elitism is only gonna work if you tell me where all your favorite films come from...

Okay, here are some of my favourite movies:

Barton Fink
Romper Stomper
Idiot Box
Man Bites Dog
Kolya
Brain Dead
Goodfellas
Blue Velvet
Boogie Nights

08-31-2002, 10:54 PM	#1
MrPopup Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: on the internet Posts: 3,783	GFY 2K2 Summer Movie Awards Best Picture: Signs. M. Night Shyamalan throws down again AGAIN with only his third Hollywood effort. Yeah Yeah, It's commercial hollywood claptrap. Argue all you want but this motherfucker was TIGHT. Every scene is masterfully designed to scare the SHIZZLE out of the audience. Even if you're the most fickle of movie snobs, the elements (without giving away spoilers) leading up to rhe Mel and Joaquin chase were great. Tak Fujiomoto's cinematography, and James Newton Howards score team up for a real nice mindfuck. Belongs with The Shining and Poltergeist as possibly scariest film of all time. Worst Picture: XXX. Who would have expected anything more from director Rob Cohen (Fast and the Furious) ?!? Except for the Snowboard scene (Best Snowboard sequence EVER!), this movie was a horrible excuse to sell sunglasses, soda, and transparent homoeroticism. Best Acting: Asia Argento showing her pussy in XXX. I love Zombie movies and any Argento Pussy is worth its weight in rotting corpse flesh. Comments: For extra points, what upcoming film are you most excited about ?!? I'm having extreme developmental learning problems when it comes to how bad I want to see The Incredible Hulk, the CGI in that film is going to elevate audience acceptance of digital filmmaking higher then anything we've seen before. __________________ <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1" bgcolor="#008000"><tr><td><font size=3>Gone</font></td></tr></table>

08-31-2002, 10:58 PM	#2
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08-31-2002, 11:00 PM	#3
MrPopup Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: on the internet Posts: 3,783	Check it out yo! First club scene. Flashing strobe light. It was there bro. __________________ <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1" bgcolor="#008000"><tr><td><font size=3>Gone</font></td></tr></table>

08-31-2002, 11:00 PM	#4
Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	99% of Hollywood movies are shit. ...and who the fuck cares about digital effects? Effects are usually used to try and cover up a shitty screenplay. Hollywood movies are the cinematic equivalent of a fucking McDonalds Happy Meal.