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HomerSimpson 06-27-2007 01:01 PM

hilarious...

frank7799 06-27-2007 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668125)

1683 the Turks besieged Vienna, today they besiege WalMart...

haig 06-27-2007 01:32 PM

wallmart doesnt have markets in turkey
we will besiege greece first kill all greeks then armenia.
i will kill 10000 armenian for each turk they killed in the past.
then all europe and america.
your end is coming.
i hope laden doesnt fire your ass before us.
you will miss hitler and pray for him to come back.
you saved your priceless as from hitler easily .
this time it wont be so easy

ServerGenius 06-27-2007 01:39 PM

hmm I love the smell of napalm in the morning

frank7799 06-27-2007 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668377)
wallmart doesnt have markets in turkey

Neither is Vienna located in Turkey.

haig 06-27-2007 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius (Post 12668399)
hmm I love the smell of napalm in the morning

sure mate
thats why you still cant control ıraq.
fingering around like chickens and hunted by poor iraquans.
technology is not still yet enough to win a war.
search for our history in google you will see our triumphs.
especially look independence war how we fucked priceless greeks.
lookup canakkale war

Project-Shadow 06-27-2007 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 12667766)
I have no problem with europeans, in fact.....I'M JEALOUS

Your open attitude towards sex, your nationalized health care, your sense of national pride (thats not overzealous). I can turn on the t.v. & actually see a titty on a regular channel.

I love Europe! All of it! Even the russians.....best programmers i know.

I just don't like turkey.....so fucking sue me.

I cringed when I saw that.. please don't ever refer to Turkey as European again.. K tnx kisses bye.

haig 06-27-2007 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Project-Shadow (Post 12668502)
I cringed when I saw that.. please don't ever refer to Turkey as European again.. K tnx kisses bye.

turkey is neither in europe or nor we are europeans.

stop fucking europe shit

% 96 of turkish people dont want to join european union.

i cant understant these fucking europeans .
we fucked them for about 500 years and their womans still come here to be fucked by our mans.

man please dont send your shitty whore womans to my country.
they dont have any kind of honor.
all they think is their shitty vagina.
fuck off go to thaialnd get hiv and die.
dont come to my country fucking whore europeans.

tenderobject 06-27-2007 02:15 PM

i love chicken than turkey lol

ServerGenius 06-27-2007 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668441)
sure mate
thats why you still cant control ıraq.
fingering around like chickens and hunted by poor iraquans.
technology is not still yet enough to win a war.
search for our history in google you will see our triumphs.
especially look independence war how we fucked priceless greeks.
lookup canakkale war

tilt your head slightly to the left look in the left column at my reply.....
look for Location: AMSTERDAM

D 06-27-2007 02:26 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

haig 06-27-2007 02:29 PM

fuck off imperialism.

fuck off imperialist countrys and their clients supporting them.

thats the end of the word.

all innocent countrys people will join one day.

and will fuckoff these bastards.

MaDalton 06-27-2007 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668560)
fuck off imperialism.

fuck off imperialist countrys and their clients supporting them.

thats the end of the word.

all innocent countrys people will join one day.

and will fuckoff these bastards.


eat a pig and die

Phil 06-27-2007 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668441)
our triumphs.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...oogle+Sear ch

urbanpimp 06-27-2007 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668560)
fuck off imperialism.

fuck off imperialist countrys and their clients supporting them.

thats the end of the word.

all innocent countrys people will join one day.

and will fuckoff these bastards.

Ottoman Empire = Failed Imperialist
Turkey = Small little version of what it was.
Turkey is a 3rd world country that cannot even produce with a proper tourism video.

urbanpimp 06-27-2007 02:44 PM

World's smallest book: Turkish Millitary Victories in The 20th Century.

(actually, I think that they share this distinction with France)

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 02:48 PM

Dirty Turks
http://www.tallarmeniantale.com/pics...s-two-turk.jpg

haig 06-27-2007 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urbanpimp (Post 12668636)
Ottoman Empire = Failed Imperialist
Turkey = Small little version of what it was.
Turkey is a 3rd world country that cannot even produce with a proper tourism video.


ottoman empire was not imperialist.

if it were it would still survive and you would be a priceless slave of us.

read better our victory.
we fucked 2 million enemy soldier only with 200.000 turk soldier.

greeks were escaping so fast that.

they did not have time to go to toilet their trousers were in wet when they

return home back.

any way altough i hate greeks, i wouldnt say no fucking a greek girl. they are

the best whores in the world after thais.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 02:53 PM

Turkish pimp

http://ikissyou.org


http://ikissyou.org/Ukoad1.jpg

urbanpimp 06-27-2007 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668694)
ottoman empire was not imperialist.

if it were it would still survive and you would be a priceless slave of us.

read better our victory.
we fucked 2 million enemy soldier only with 200.000 turk soldier.

greeks were escaping so fast that.

they did not have time to go to toilet their trousers were in wet when they

return home back.

any way altough i hate greeks, i wouldnt say no fucking a greek girl. they are

the best whores in the world after thais.

The Ottomans were not imperialistic. Really? So All the countries that they occupied were really not occupied. They were just guests?

The word EMPIRE denotes imperialism. Look it up.

Have a nice day.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 03:09 PM

siktir turk

haig 06-27-2007 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 12668774)
siktir turk

i think your whore sister got pregnant in her holiday in turkey when she is 12

year old.

and now her son force you to work on gay brothel for collecting his crack

money.

it must be hurting your ass hole very much.

its normal for your vulgar race.

you are a fatal genetic error.

you are born from a monkey and pigs sexual intercourse.

irkin ne senin köpek soyu.

UniversalPass Pete 06-27-2007 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668125)

LOL:1orglaugh:1orglaugh It's missing China!!!

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 03:47 PM

If I had a sister, Turkey would be the last place I would let her go. I heard its normal for 12-year old girls to get married to 40 year old fucks. How much do you want for your sister? Two camels? Three? Ok, I give you three camels and a four packs of authentic Marlboro lights! Deal?
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Multiply...igen_small.jpg

GTS Mark 06-27-2007 03:49 PM

http://www.maps2anywhere.com/Languag...ow-turkish.jpg

DH

haig 06-27-2007 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urbanpimp (Post 12668756)
The Ottomans were not imperialistic. Really? So All the countries that they occupied were really not occupied. They were just guests?

The word EMPIRE denotes imperialism. Look it up.

Have a nice day.

emperialism is not only about occupying a country

people in that countrys were happy with their lifes.

every body was equal under laws while blacks were slaves in europe on that

time perioad.


greeks arabs kurds armenians , be carefull with people especially from these

ethnic

origins .

they will easily pimp their one year old baby for money.

ServerGenius 06-27-2007 03:53 PM

How's the heroin this year? I hear in afghanistan they had record breaking
opium crops.....Turkey used to be top heroin producing country....you still are
today?

haig 06-27-2007 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 12668979)
If I had a sister, Turkey would be the last place I would let her go. I heard its normal for 12-year old girls to get married to 40 year old fucks. How much do you want for your sister? Two camels? Three? Ok, I give you three camels and a four packs of authentic Marlboro lights! Deal?
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Multiply...igen_small.jpg


no camel lives in turkey moron.

first learn where turkey is in the map

our womans arent prostitutes like yours.

come to turkey try to buy a girl and see how we flay your skin.

if i give enough money im sure you ll allow me deflorate your virgin wife.

i wish i had a chance to see you in real world and cut your head and drink

your blood.

i promise you mate one day we will do it and will destroy you all

haig 06-27-2007 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius (Post 12669012)
How's the heroin this year? I hear in afghanistan they had record breaking
opium crops.....Turkey used to be top heroin producing country....you still are
today?


heroin trade doesnot use turkey anymore.

they prefer west africa much more these days.

customs are more strict these days.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12669056)
no camel lives in turkey moron.

first learn where turkey is in the map

our womans arent prostitutes like yours.

come to turkey try to buy a girl and see how we flay your skin.

if i give enough money im sure you ll allow me deflorate your virgin wife.

i wish i had a chance to see you in real world and cut your head and drink

your blood.

i promise you mate one day we will do it and will destroy you all

I bet you will Alibaba
PS: How much for your sister, camel humper? $200? I want to see her picture first.
http://digital.library.upenn.edu/wom...rabian/50.jpeg

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12669068)
heroin trade doesnot use turkey anymore.

they prefer west africa much more these days.

customs are more strict these days.

Is that your dad?

http://www.thewe.cc/thewei/&/direlan...aintiing_1.jpe

Farang 06-27-2007 04:14 PM

Lmao :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 04:16 PM

Weekend fun in Turkey.

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4127/064miniom2.jpg

For those that don?t like foreplay you can always swing by local brothel and hook up with one of these girls

http://perl.linuxmovies.org/pix/camel.707x555.jpg

Klen 06-27-2007 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 12669140)
Weekend fun in Turkey.

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4127/064miniom2.jpg

For those that don?t like foreplay you can always swing by local brothel and hook up with one of these girls

http://perl.linuxmovies.org/pix/camel.707x555.jpg

Whatta sexy girl hehe

BigCashCrew 06-27-2007 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haig (Post 12668125)

You are an idiot.

Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2007 04:42 PM

Turkish disco dancers

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thu...omen_syria.jpg

Vick! 06-27-2007 05:19 PM

OWNED :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EZRhino 06-27-2007 05:35 PM

Love to have had that guy ICQ me

O MARINA 06-27-2007 06:03 PM

stop cybering with Turkish lovers and send me traffic

O MARINA 06-27-2007 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary Samir (Post 12668697)



ahhahaah


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