Newfies declare war on George W. Bush! - GoFuckYourself.com

SilentKnight · 06-26-2007, 06:32 PM

President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, President Bush?" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie up 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cover, Newfoundland, Canada eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on you eh!"
"Well Archie," George replies, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Archie, after a moment's calculation, "There is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbour Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"
George paused. "I must tell you Archie, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day Archie called again. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Archie?" George asks.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."
President Bush sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Lord T'underin' Jaysus, bye," said Archie, "I'll be gettin' back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!"
George was silent for a moment then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Jeysus, Mary and Joseph," said Archie, "I'll have ta call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Bush! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN!

million · 06-26-2007, 07:08 PM

hahahhahaahaha

psbfo · 06-26-2007, 08:59 PM

DaddyHalbucks · 06-26-2007, 09:04 PM

Alcohol can be a powerful confidence builder.

Casa Nova · 06-26-2007, 09:04 PM

LMFAO HAHA Great joke!!

UniversalPass Pete · 06-26-2007, 09:06 PM

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-26-2007, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Alcohol can be a powerful confidence builder.

They're newfies, sitting on their ass and getting drunk is a way of life...
I love newfies..

LadyMischief · 06-26-2007, 09:15 PM

Hahahh that's fucking awesome, and SO newf :P

alwaysex · 06-26-2007, 09:26 PM

lol hahaha

Bex · 06-26-2007, 09:32 PM

So true.

1812

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-26-2007, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bex

So true.

1812

Revive the war of 1812!!!!!

Fizzgig · 06-27-2007, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Casa Nova

LMFAO HAHA Great joke!!

What joke? It's a true story.

bobby666 · 06-27-2007, 05:43 AM

hehe

urbanpimp · 06-27-2007, 06:09 AM

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ADL Eddie · 06-27-2007, 06:12 AM

Good one. Talking dogs are so funny ;-)

Dennis69 · 06-27-2007, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

They're newfies, sitting on their ass and getting drunk is a way of life...
I love newfies..

We love you to

JayDeeZee · 06-27-2007, 06:15 AM

Newfies are great folks! Especially the chicks

Doug E · 06-27-2007, 08:14 AM

Crazy Newfs, havnt hear that in a while man

PennyLane (not Flame) · 06-27-2007, 11:00 AM

hahahahhaahha!!!!

D · 06-27-2007, 11:08 AM

didn't have the chance to read this yesterday... great one!

_Richard_ · 06-27-2007, 11:09 AM

hahahahaha... laughed my ass off

"Lord T'underin' Jaysus, bye," said Archie, "I'll be gettin' back to ya." hahaha

tranza · 06-27-2007, 11:12 AM

I'm not reading all that!!

Cliff notes please..

SilentKnight · 06-27-2007, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

I'm not reading all that!!

Cliff notes please..

ADHD is a real handicap, eh?

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Newfies declare war on George W. Bush! President George Bush was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Bush?" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie up 'ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cover, Newfoundland, Canada eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on you eh!" "Well Archie," George replies, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" "Right now," said Archie, after a moment's calculation, "There is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbour Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!" George paused. "I must tell you Archie, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Holy jeez," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day Archie called again. "Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!" "And what equipment would that be Archie?" George asks. "Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor." President Bush sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke." "Lord T'underin' Jaysus, bye," said Archie, "I'll be gettin' back to ya." Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day. "President Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!" George was silent for a moment then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" "Jeysus, Mary and Joseph," said Archie, "I'll have ta call youse back." Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Bush! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war." "I'm sorry to hear that," said George. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners." CANADIAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN!

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