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  • Silly Guy
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2007
    • 1421
    #1

    How do you react to Jehovah's Witnesses at your door!

    I am a very polite person

    I've had some interesting discussions on my doorstep.... but they do leave eventually


    I'm sure many of you have dealt with them differently....please do tell
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986
      #2
      I listen to their speil and take their information..no need to be rude

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        • MikeVega
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          • Jul 2004
          • 12788
          #3
          I've very nice also and just tell them that I'm not a religious man but I do practice/study Buddhism . I then tell them they are more then welcome to leave there booklet and i will read it. If i get one thing out of it that helps me through life then great. if not then nothing lost but a few mins of my time.


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            • dodger21
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 2680
              #4
              Answer the door naked and start educating them on Jesus Christ and the Bible.
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                • SuzzyQ
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 1557
                  #5
                  Politely, I tell them I'm not interested and thank them for stopping by.

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                    • GTS Mark
                      Vrume Mark
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 20912
                      #6
                      I show up naked to the door..

                      DH

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                        • Silly Guy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1421
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Spunky
                          I listen to their speil and take their information..no need to be rude
                          Originally posted by MikeVega
                          I've very nice also and just tell them that I'm not a religious man but I do practice/study Buddhism . I then tell them they are more then welcome to leave there booklet and i will read it. If i get one thing out of it that helps me through life then great. if not then nothing lost but a few mins of my time.

                          well round here once they drop off their watchtower or whatever they do return calls and want to discuss further...once i get started on the right to be gay and blood transfusions they usually leave...quickly

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                            • Silly Guy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1421
                              #8
                              Originally posted by dodger21
                              Answer the door naked and start educating them on Jesus Christ and the Bible.
                              Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                              I show up naked to the door..

                              DH
                              so you 2 show up at the door naked just incase they may be jehovah's witnesses

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                                • baddog
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089
                                  #9
                                  I like to show them the error in their beliefs

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                                    • Deej
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                                      • Jun 2005
                                      • 24386
                                      #10
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                                        • SomeCreep
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 26118
                                          #11
                                          Without opening the door and before they start their babbling, I ask them, "Does this have anything to do with religion, donations, or the selling of any product?"

                                          They say, "Yes." I say, "Not interested. Good bye."

                                          And that's it.

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                                            • aico
                                              Moo Moo Cow
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 14748
                                              #12
                                              If I am not expecting anyone, I don't answer the door. If you come over without calling first, don't expect me to answer the door.

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                                                • Silly Guy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 1421
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                  I like to show them the error in their beliefs
                                                  same here...they are hard nuts though

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                                                    • JamesK2
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 6589
                                                      #14
                                                      I tell them I'm a muslim

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                                                        • Silly Guy
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                          • 1421
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Deej
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                                                          your wife?

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                                                            • J. Falcon
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                                                              • May 2006
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                                                              #16
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                                                                  walk out side naked with animal blood all over me, and a dead squirrel in my hand and say "wtf is this, it better be good, i was sacrificing this animal to the holy one satan!"

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                                                                    • Silly Guy
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                                      • 1421
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by SomeCreep
                                                                      Without opening the door and before they start their babbling, I ask them, "Does this have anything to do with religion, donations, or the selling of any product?"

                                                                      They say, "Yes." I say, "Not interested. Good bye."

                                                                      And that's it.
                                                                      oh come on you are missing out on something

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                                                                        • baddog
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 107089
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Silly Guy
                                                                          same here...they are hard nuts though
                                                                          You need to back up allegations with facts . . . you would be surprised how open they can be when comments properly supported

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                                                                            • Bake
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 5912
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • D
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                  • 7412
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  If you want them gone for good, inform them that you're an "apostate" (someone that's been in the religion before but has chosen to leave of their own free will).

                                                                                  In the JW religion, that's akin to being the Antichrist. Like any good cult, they're instructed to shun all ex-communicated individuals, so they'll most likely just zip it up, walk away, making a note of your address to inform the other JW's to never visit your door again.
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                                                                                    • Silly Guy
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                                                      • 1421
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by aico
                                                                                      If I am not expecting anyone, I don't answer the door. If you come over without calling first, don't expect me to answer the door.
                                                                                      i guess different countries different ways of handling doors...sad somehow

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                                                                                        • stickyfingerz
                                                                                          Doin fine
                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                          • 24984
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          solution is simple. 1 word. Sprinklers

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                                                                                            • trafik2
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                                              • 112
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I am polite, I just tell them i'm not interested.
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                                                                                                • bns666
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                  • 11553
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I once asked about their opinion on sadomasochism when they came to my door and they asked me if they could come in so we can discuss it.

                                                                                                  Then I said: Only if I can demonstrate some of it to the lady

                                                                                                  (she was around 35 and cute)

                                                                                                  I wonder why they left
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                                                                                                    • dodger21
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                      • 2680
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Silly Guy
                                                                                                      so you 2 show up at the door naked just incase they may be jehovah's witnesses
                                                                                                      DH showed up to my door naked once.
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                                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I remember one time I told them I was too busy to talk. They asked if they could help. When I asked if they knew html they admitted they did not and left freely.

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                                                                                                            • PointerAdv_Lindsay
                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                                              • 56
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Man... I had these two show up at my house and they kept coming back because I was nice. I was like "Cool.. we can chat". They wouldn't stop coming. Every other day. It was getting a lil weird. I finally seized the opportunity to tell them that I work in the adult entertainment industry when we were talking about not judging others.

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                                                                                                                • Silly Guy
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                  • 1421
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by JamesK
                                                                                                                  I tell them I'm a muslim
                                                                                                                  I just smile and look cute...damn it does not work

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                                                                                                                    • wizhard
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                      • 579
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      The second word I usually say to them is "off"

                                                                                                                      Can anyone guess what the first one is ?
                                                                                                                      Laughing Out Loud

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                                                                                                                        • Silly Guy
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                          • 1421
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                                                                                          Act like nobody's home.

                                                                                                                          i don't mind answering the door...I just can't recognise them through the peephole

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                                                                                                                            • Mr Pheer
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                              • 22083
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I just tell them I'm an Atheist and they usally apologize for bothering me and then go bother my next door neighbor.

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                                                                                                                                • Silly Guy
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                  • 1421
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Madrox
                                                                                                                                  walk out side naked with animal blood all over me, and a dead squirrel in my hand and say "wtf is this, it better be good, i was sacrificing this animal to the holy one satan!"
                                                                                                                                  ...like the idea.....i just don't seem to have dead squirrels handy at such short notice

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                                                                                                                                    • Silly Guy
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                      • 1421
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                      You need to back up allegations with facts . . . you would be surprised how open they can be when comments properly supported
                                                                                                                                      well i questioned them on the blood transfusions once ...but hey i've been dealing with the uk /german group

                                                                                                                                      for them the word of the bible is law...no matter how stupid it seems

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                                                                                                                                        • wizhard
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 579
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                          I like to show them the error in their beliefs

                                                                                                                                          In my experiences these people are too well brainwashed to consider anything other than what the've already had drummed into them, ( generally from an early age ), regardless of what evidence you confound them with.

                                                                                                                                          Lol, just like the old saying goes - A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing
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                                                                                                                                            • BradM
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 3397
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I try to sell them Atheism.

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                                                                                                                                                • Silly Guy
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                                  • 1421
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Bake
                                                                                                                                                  Put a porn dvd on and turn up the Volume and then act like nothing is wrong ask him if he has any attractive daughters
                                                                                                                                                  nice one

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                                                                                                                                                    • Silly Guy
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                                      • 1421
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by D
                                                                                                                                                      If you want them gone for good, inform them that you're an "apostate" (someone that's been in the religion before but has chosen to leave of their own free will).

                                                                                                                                                      In the JW religion, that's akin to being the Antichrist. Like any good cult, they're instructed to shun all ex-communicated individuals, so they'll most likely just zip it up, walk away, making a note of your address to inform the other JW's to never visit your door again.
                                                                                                                                                      sounds like a plan...but i am sure if i claim to be an apostate they'll be able to look it up...

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                                                                                                                                                        • GT-Omar
                                                                                                                                                          DM at Performive.com
                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                          • 2968
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I open the door naked !


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                                                                                                                                                            • Silly Guy
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                                              • 1421
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by stickyfingerz
                                                                                                                                                              solution is simple. 1 word. Sprinklers


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                                                                                                                                                              no sprinklers

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                                                                                                                                                                • wyldblyss
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 5779
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  I just say "I'm sorry, I'm not interested" and I close the door.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Silly Guy
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                                                      • 1421
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by trafik2
                                                                                                                                                                      I am polite, I just tell them i'm not interested.
                                                                                                                                                                      often hard to get a word in when they start quoting the bible

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Silly Guy
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                                                          • 1421
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by bns666
                                                                                                                                                                          I once asked about their opinion on sadomasochism when they came to my door and they asked me if they could come in so we can discuss it.

                                                                                                                                                                          Then I said: Only if I can demonstrate some of it to the lady

                                                                                                                                                                          (she was around 35 and cute)

                                                                                                                                                                          I wonder why they left
                                                                                                                                                                          way to go

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                                                                                                                                                                            • WarChild
                                                                                                                                                                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 17263
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
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                                                                                                                                                                                  my dog keeps them away from the door

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • kittengerl
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 195
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by aico
                                                                                                                                                                                      If I am not expecting anyone, I don't answer the door. If you come over without calling first, don't expect me to answer the door.
                                                                                                                                                                                      I'm the same way.. especially since I live alone. Unless I can peek outside and recognize the person, then I will let them in.

                                                                                                                                                                                      My grandparents used to get Jehovah's witnesses a lot because they lived near one of their centers.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Silly Guy
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 1421
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by dodger21
                                                                                                                                                                                          DH showed up to my door naked once.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Deej
                                                                                                                                                                                              I make pixels work
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 24386
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Silly Guy
                                                                                                                                                                                              your wife?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • LadyMischief
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 18135
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Tell them that you were disfellowshipped for loose conduct and that you have joined a satanist sex cult. They will cross you off their list and not come back, it's part of their "policy" ;)

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