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SteveLightspeed · 06-25-2007, 01:53 PM

Lightspeedcash is giving away $20,000 in cash and prizes for our summer promo, and there are still a few people who haven't signed up yet? WTF?

Summer is here and LightspeedCash is celebrating with a sales contest for Webmasters of all sizes! This *tiered* contest will allow the Webmasters with a few joins, or big dogs with hundreds of joins?ANYONE can WIN!

For every All-Access join, you get one entry into the contest. Each entry places you at a certain prize tier for the summer.

Signups between June 1, 2007 and August 31, 2007 will be tallied to determine which prize level you are eligible to win. Then one lucky Webmaster?s name will be pulled from each level and win a kick ass prize, or cash equivalency.

$20K total in prizes and/or prize money to be given out.

Prizes and tiers are as follows:

5-25 joins gets the winner $250 gas card or the world famous Daquiri Whacker

26-50 joins gets the winner $500 in cash or the Ultimate Gaming Chair

51-100 joins gets the winner $1,000 in cash or an insane Home Theater from Bose, the Acoustimass 10

101-250 joins gets you $2500 in cash, or a Caribbean Vacation package with $500 spending cash

or a new Digital Tiger monitor system

251-500 joins gets you $5,000 in cash or a pair of Honda Ruckus Camo Scooters

500 or more joins gets you $10,000 in cash!

Please contact [email protected] or [email protected] if you have any questions.

You have three months...let 'er rip!

***in the case where prizes cannot be shipped, winnings will be paid out in American Express checks.
All chargebacks and refunds, and fraudulent transactions will be deducted

munki · 06-25-2007, 01:54 PM

Best snub ever...

TDF · 06-25-2007, 01:54 PM

ive been snubbed!!

Phoenix · 06-25-2007, 01:56 PM

damn man that ultimate gaming chair looks cool as hell

JFK · 06-25-2007, 01:57 PM

GREAT Prizes

emjay · 06-25-2007, 01:57 PM

Great promo Guys!

corvette · 06-25-2007, 01:58 PM

funny you mention it, ive been getting snubbed all morning!

HouseHead · 06-25-2007, 01:59 PM

Sounds, and looks, well GREAT

Huggles · 06-25-2007, 01:59 PM

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

I know what I'm going to start promoting again in July...

Hey Steve, I really should get all your girls up on www.newpornchicks.com

FUCK I WANT THAT CHAIR!!!!!!!

Deej · 06-25-2007, 01:59 PM

I would never Steve!!! You saved my life...

BradM · 06-25-2007, 01:59 PM

Shitttt Steve why didn't I know about this earlier. Dang now I have to push some serious traffic to you guys.

Is there any way you could get me like 3 promo vids that are 1-3 minutes in length? Don't have to be trailers just straight content?

BucksMania · 06-25-2007, 02:01 PM

very nice stuff

Roald · 06-25-2007, 02:03 PM

That tiger system is looking of the hook!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-Money · 06-25-2007, 02:03 PM

Damn!

Nice prizes!

Sorry we all snubbed ya.

gideongallery · 06-25-2007, 02:04 PM

so do you actually get the bonus for those sales number
or just a chance at getting that prize

wyldblyss · 06-25-2007, 02:04 PM

Exciting promo! The prizes are awesome

OzMan · 06-25-2007, 02:05 PM

This promotion would have been much bigger by now if you had just used your real name

Danny B · 06-25-2007, 02:06 PM

WTF...... This is one rocking promo Steve!

Sean · 06-25-2007, 02:08 PM

i kinda like those hondas

corvette · 06-25-2007, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

26-50 joins gets the winner $500 in cash or the Ultimate Gaming Chair

now you should create a game where the objective is to submit as many lightspeed galleries as possible to tgp/mgps, etc

B O B · 06-25-2007, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery

so do you actually get the bonus for those sales number
or just a chance at getting that prize

you get a chance to win one of those prizes in each tier....

right now there are only 4 webmasters heading for the $10K prize so get going!

SteveLightspeed · 06-25-2007, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan

This promotion would have been much bigger by now if you had just used your real name

There are at least two other people in the industry named "Steve Jones" --- there is a reason for my alias...

YanksAngel · 06-25-2007, 03:52 PM

Hey Bob, I have to agree with Phoenix and Corvette... That chair totally rocks... Course the 10 k would enable me to have several of those and the daquiri whacker too! .. Nice Contest!!

Niagra says hi by the way!! TTFN

TeenSluts · 06-25-2007, 03:52 PM

can't we get jordan capri delivered by a helicopter and dropped down poolside, in a bikini?

TDF · 06-25-2007, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

There are at least two other people in the industry named "Steve Jones" --- there is a reason for my alias...

i take offense to that!

eroswebmaster · 06-25-2007, 03:58 PM

LOL Steve...I remember a number of years ago sitting outside the players ball with you in line and you bitching because you weren't on some list to get in early.

And then you bitched about some incident about Captain P and Dirty D...not dirty Danza by the way, or the Dirty D from howigotrich, but the Diabolical guys who were supposed to partner up with me and my partner on Diabolical Galleries.

God you sounded so pathetic...something about them sending enough joins to win a motorcycle and then dumping their links...remember where you came from because bigger men...MUCH bigger men than you have fallen.

d-null · 06-25-2007, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I wonder what it means that when I saw this the first thing that came to my mind was Japanese porn?

eroswebmaster · 06-25-2007, 03:59 PM

BTw Steve pissed on any Filipino hookers lately?

eroswebmaster · 06-25-2007, 04:00 PM

How about your "hobby?" Anyone else know about your "hobby?"

I do. Some people here sure would be creeped out. And no, I'm not referring to the pissing incident.

06-25-2007, 04:02 PM

Very nice prizes Steve!

Deej · 06-25-2007, 04:06 PM

Sig spotting

Rochard · 06-25-2007, 04:14 PM

I haven't signed up because in the rare even that I win I think it would look bad.

However, I think this is the best contest of the summer. Nice job Lightspeed Cash!

Mr. Romance · 06-25-2007, 04:14 PM

Great promo Steve

Mr. Romance

_Richard_ · 06-25-2007, 04:15 PM

nice promo

C H R I S · 06-25-2007, 04:16 PM

Steve - all I can say is you and Bob know how to throw a nice contest - sweet.

WiredGuy · 06-25-2007, 04:27 PM

I soooo want that tiger monitor system! I can get off watching my stats all day on that beast!
WG

SteveLightspeed · 06-25-2007, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

LOL Steve...I remember a number of years ago sitting outside the players ball with you in line and you bitching because you weren't on some list to get in early.

Yes, that would have been the one that I SPONSORED...

Quote:

And then you bitched about some incident about Captain P and Dirty D...not dirty Danza by the way, or the Dirty D from howigotrich, but the Diabolical guys who were supposed to partner up with me and my partner on Diabolical Galleries.

God you sounded so pathetic...something about them sending enough joins to win a motorcycle and then dumping their links...

Also true, I didn't expect to reward a motorcycle, as promised, only to be cut off immediately by the winner. I guess I'm funny that way.

Quote:

remember where you came from because bigger men...MUCH bigger men than you have fallen.

What the fuck is your problem? You sound bitter. And if you are not part of this biz anymore, why are you even here?

SteveLightspeed · 06-25-2007, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

BTw Steve pissed on any Filipino hookers lately?

Sorry, you have me confused with someone else on this one...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 06-25-2007, 04:44 PM

don't i wish i was ballin' enough for 250 joins...

SteveLightspeed · 06-25-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

How about your "hobby?" Anyone else know about your "hobby?"

I do. Some people here sure would be creeped out. And no, I'm not referring to the pissing incident.

Yes, I've heard you spreading the rumor that I attend high school cheerleading competitions. Again, you have the story wrong. Its no secret that I've recruited models at the college cheerleading finals in Daytona.

If you have proof otherwise, post it, or shut the fuck up.

Spunky · 06-25-2007, 04:50 PM

Nice promo,great prizes

kreepin · 06-25-2007, 05:03 PM

I just had an orgasm looking at that monitor..

LadyMischief · 06-25-2007, 05:19 PM

Wow awesome!!

webmasterchecks · 06-25-2007, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

LOL Steve...I remember a number of years ago sitting outside the players ball with you in line and you bitching because you weren't on some list to get in early.

And then you bitched about some incident about Captain P and Dirty D...not dirty Danza by the way, or the Dirty D from howigotrich, but the Diabolical guys who were supposed to partner up with me and my partner on Diabolical Galleries.

God you sounded so pathetic...something about them sending enough joins to win a motorcycle and then dumping their links...remember where you came from because bigger men...MUCH bigger men than you have fallen.

dude, if some chick blew me off (for one or more of many reasons) i would not want it made public, because its human nature to try to find a reason why and the initial tendency is to look for flaws, physical, mental, psychological, etc

and these types of posts continue to make you sound bitter

tony286 · 06-25-2007, 06:43 PM

looks like a great contest.

Unlimited · 06-25-2007, 07:08 PM

that chair is fuckin awesome

jscott · 06-25-2007, 07:49 PM

Great promo Steve

starpimps · 06-25-2007, 07:59 PM

great summer promo as always steve...if i dont win that Daquiri Whacker im going to go out and buy one, it looks super awesome

thebossxxx · 06-25-2007, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Lightspeedcash is giving away $20,000 in cash and prizes for our summer promo, and there are still a few people who haven't signed up yet? WTF?

Summer is here and LightspeedCash is celebrating with a sales contest for Webmasters of all sizes! This *tiered* contest will allow the Webmasters with a few joins, or big dogs with hundreds of joins?ANYONE can WIN!

For every All-Access join, you get one entry into the contest. Each entry places you at a certain prize tier for the summer.

Signups between June 1, 2007 and August 31, 2007 will be tallied to determine which prize level you are eligible to win. Then one lucky Webmaster?s name will be pulled from each level and win a kick ass prize, or cash equivalency.

Lightspeed rocks!

$20K total in prizes and/or prize money to be given out.

Prizes and tiers are as follows:

5-25 joins gets the winner $250 gas card or the world famous Daquiri Whacker

26-50 joins gets the winner $500 in cash or the Ultimate Gaming Chair

51-100 joins gets the winner $1,000 in cash or an insane Home Theater from Bose, the Acoustimass 10

101-250 joins gets you $2500 in cash, or a Caribbean Vacation package with $500 spending cash

or a new Digital Tiger monitor system

251-500 joins gets you $5,000 in cash or a pair of Honda Ruckus Camo Scooters

500 or more joins gets you $10,000 in cash!

Please contact [email protected] or [email protected] if you have any questions.

You have three months...let 'er rip!

***in the case where prizes cannot be shipped, winnings will be paid out in American Express checks.
All chargebacks and refunds, and fraudulent transactions will be deducted

Lightspeed rocks!
Go YNOTBob and Steve!

CDSmith · 06-25-2007, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

26-50 joins gets the winner $500 in cash or the Ultimate Gaming Chair

Nice.

It looks so nice and clean. Won't be long until someone wins it and it'll be soaked in sweat and have a big skid mark on it, and green fungus on the controlers from 700 hours of straight nonstop gaming. :D

I WANT ONE!

06-25-2007, 01:53 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Wow, I got snubbed by the entire industry Lightspeedcash is giving away $20,000 in cash and prizes for our summer promo, and there are still a few people who haven't signed up yet? WTF? Summer is here and LightspeedCash is celebrating with a sales contest for Webmasters of all sizes! This tiered contest will allow the Webmasters with a few joins, or big dogs with hundreds of joins?ANYONE can WIN! For every All-Access join, you get one entry into the contest. Each entry places you at a certain prize tier for the summer. Signups between June 1, 2007 and August 31, 2007 will be tallied to determine which prize level you are eligible to win. Then one lucky Webmaster?s name will be pulled from each level and win a kick ass prize, or cash equivalency. $20K total in prizes and/or prize money to be given out. Prizes and tiers are as follows: 5-25 joins gets the winner $250 gas card or the world famous Daquiri Whacker 26-50 joins gets the winner $500 in cash or the Ultimate Gaming Chair 51-100 joins gets the winner $1,000 in cash or an insane Home Theater from Bose, the Acoustimass 10 101-250 joins gets you $2500 in cash, or a Caribbean Vacation package with $500 spending cash or a new Digital Tiger monitor system 251-500 joins gets you $5,000 in cash or a pair of Honda Ruckus Camo Scooters 500 or more joins gets you $10,000 in cash! Please contact [email protected] or [email protected] if you have any questions. You have three months...let 'er rip! ***in the case where prizes cannot be shipped, winnings will be paid out in American Express checks. All chargebacks and refunds, and fraudulent transactions will be deducted __________________ Abra-cadabra!

06-25-2007, 01:54 PM	#2
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	Best snub ever... __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

06-25-2007, 01:54 PM	#3
TDF Triple OG nigga on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: in the BP4L family compound Posts: 27,296	ive been snubbed!! __________________ Sig heil

06-25-2007, 01:56 PM	#4
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06-25-2007, 01:57 PM	#5
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	GREAT Prizes __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

06-25-2007, 01:57 PM	#6
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06-25-2007, 01:58 PM	#7
corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	funny you mention it, ive been getting snubbed all morning! __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

06-25-2007, 01:59 PM	#8
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06-25-2007, 01:59 PM	#9
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,219	HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! I know what I'm going to start promoting again in July... Hey Steve, I really should get all your girls up on www.newpornchicks.com FUCK I WANT THAT CHAIR!!!!!!! __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

06-25-2007, 01:59 PM	#10
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	I would never Steve!!! You saved my life... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

06-25-2007, 01:59 PM	#11
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Shitttt Steve why didn't I know about this earlier. Dang now I have to push some serious traffic to you guys. Is there any way you could get me like 3 promo vids that are 1-3 minutes in length? Don't have to be trailers just straight content?

06-25-2007, 02:01 PM	#12
BucksMania Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,758	very nice stuff

06-25-2007, 02:03 PM	#13
Roald SecretFriends.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: IMC Headquarters Posts: 27,889	That tiger system is looking of the hook!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts \| ManUpFilms \| SinfulXXX \| HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com \| telegram: roaldr

06-25-2007, 02:03 PM	#14
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Damn! Nice prizes! Sorry we all snubbed ya. __________________ Still Ballin'

06-25-2007, 02:04 PM	#15
gideongallery Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,082	so do you actually get the bonus for those sales number or just a chance at getting that prize __________________ “When crimes occur through the mail, you don’t shut the post office down,” Steve Wozniak

06-25-2007, 02:04 PM	#16
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Exciting promo! The prizes are awesome

06-25-2007, 02:05 PM	#17
OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	This promotion would have been much bigger by now if you had just used your real name

06-25-2007, 02:06 PM	#18
Danny B Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,423	WTF...... This is one rocking promo Steve! __________________ Danny B ICQ: 407485488 SKYPE: DAN-DEVELOPMENT

06-25-2007, 02:08 PM	#19
Sean revolutionforce.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i moved from an ICQ box to a Skype box. left the skype box for a telegram box Posts: 2,909	i kinda like those hondas __________________ -sean skype: sean.a.christian sean @ revolutionforce.com

06-25-2007, 03:52 PM	#23
YanksAngel Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ - USA Posts: 134	Hey Bob, I have to agree with Phoenix and Corvette... That chair totally rocks... Course the 10 k would enable me to have several of those and the daquiri whacker too! .. Nice Contest!! Niagra says hi by the way!! TTFN __________________ YanksCash.com -->Check out our FREE content feed here. ICQ 421-670-215

06-25-2007, 03:52 PM	#24
TeenSluts Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,966	can't we get jordan capri delivered by a helicopter and dropped down poolside, in a bikini?

06-25-2007, 03:58 PM	#26
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	LOL Steve...I remember a number of years ago sitting outside the players ball with you in line and you bitching because you weren't on some list to get in early. And then you bitched about some incident about Captain P and Dirty D...not dirty Danza by the way, or the Dirty D from howigotrich, but the Diabolical guys who were supposed to partner up with me and my partner on Diabolical Galleries. God you sounded so pathetic...something about them sending enough joins to win a motorcycle and then dumping their links...remember where you came from because bigger men...MUCH bigger men than you have fallen. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

06-25-2007, 03:59 PM	#28
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	BTw Steve pissed on any Filipino hookers lately? __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

06-25-2007, 04:00 PM	#29
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	How about your "hobby?" Anyone else know about your "hobby?" I do. Some people here sure would be creeped out. And no, I'm not referring to the pissing incident. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

06-25-2007, 04:02 PM	#30
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Very nice prizes Steve!

06-25-2007, 04:06 PM	#31
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	Sig spotting __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

06-25-2007, 04:14 PM	#32
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,242	I haven't signed up because in the rare even that I win I think it would look bad. However, I think this is the best contest of the summer. Nice job Lightspeed Cash! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

06-25-2007, 04:14 PM	#33
Mr. Romance The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The America's Posts: 7,821	Great promo Steve Mr. Romance __________________ Free Leads Program now paying up to $6 Gerard-Director of Global Sales Sign up Here: CamStarCash Check out: FreeCamStars ICQ: 330 662 299 gerard at freecamstars . com

06-25-2007, 04:15 PM	#34
_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	nice promo

06-25-2007, 04:16 PM	#35
C H R I S Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Marina Del Rey Posts: 10,842	Steve - all I can say is you and Bob know how to throw a nice contest - sweet. __________________ C H R I S Retired Porn Veteran BH4L

06-25-2007, 04:27 PM	#36
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,486	I soooo want that tiger monitor system! I can get off watching my stats all day on that beast! WG __________________ I play with Google.

06-25-2007, 04:44 PM	#39
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	don't i wish i was ballin' enough for 250 joins...

06-25-2007, 04:50 PM	#41
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,947	Nice promo,great prizes __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

06-25-2007, 05:03 PM	#42
kreepin Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 270	I just had an orgasm looking at that monitor.. __________________ Looking for hardlinks with traffic? Hit me up 24/7 My icq:332229560

06-25-2007, 05:19 PM	#43
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Wow awesome!! __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]