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voa 06-23-2007 11:20 PM

Im sure next fight will be better.

TampaToker 06-23-2007 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 12649026)
The flight you are talking about was the European tour a few years ago, and the incident was between Curt Hennig, who was pissed drunk, and Brock Lesnar. Hennig was screwing around trying to amateur wrestle Brock, and they both fell and crashed into the exit door when the plane was in flight. Curt Hennig got fired over the incident. Billy Kidman was injured during that tour and wasn't even on the flight...

lol i dont know im just going by what billy told me. You got a link to this some were?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-23-2007 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by VG.Content (Post 12648877)
Tank abbot is not a real fighter

Did I say he was, I stated I am waiting for Kimbo to fight a real fighter...

Profits of Doom 06-23-2007 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 12649051)
lol i dont know im just going by what billy told me. You got a link to this some were?

Just look on the WWE website and you can see the discrepancy on the dates. Chris Benoit ruptured the disc in his neck in 2001 during a botched spot in the TLC match, and he had neck surgery. Brock Lesnar didn't even make his WWE debut until March 2002. Here is a link about the flight http://www.onlineonslaught.com/colum...20040331.shtml

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-23-2007 11:40 PM

Anyways, I'm still waiting on a link, I really do hope to see some improvement in Kimbo's game. It would be great to see him make something of himself in MMA, and if he is dedicated to bettering himsekf and becoming a smarter fighter as opposed to just a brute brawler, this is a good thing. He obviously has raw power and the ability to take a punch. I agree that it is too early to through him in too far over his head, however I don't think he has been challenged to a point where I can confidently state that he is going to be a great fighter.

Profits of Doom 06-23-2007 11:42 PM

This is actually a much more credible link to the flight incident http://www.mikemooneyham.com/pages/v...75BF1F16938D30

Profits of Doom 06-23-2007 11:47 PM

Finally, the link to the Kimbo/Mercer fight https://youtube.com/watch?v=mLOHgwhqGgU

TampaToker 06-23-2007 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 12649067)
Just look on the WWE website and you can see the discrepancy on the dates. Chris Benoit ruptured the disc in his neck in 2001 during a botched spot in the TLC match, and he had neck surgery. Brock Lesnar didn't even make his WWE debut until March 2002. Here is a link about the flight http://www.onlineonslaught.com/colum...20040331.shtml

The specific claims have Flair prancing around in one of his robes (and nothing else) and insisting that one attendant meet "Li'l Naitch"... Hall propositioning one attendant for a BJ at 20000 Feet and licking another one inappropriately :1orglaugh

ZEI2257 06-23-2007 11:51 PM

Refund!!!

Anthony 06-23-2007 11:51 PM

Kimbo fight on youtube.com

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mLOHgwhqGgU

Profits of Doom 06-23-2007 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 12649084)
The specific claims have Flair prancing around in one of his robes (and nothing else) and insisting that one attendant meet "Li'l Naitch"... Hall propositioning one attendant for a BJ at 20000 Feet and licking another one inappropriately :1orglaugh

The second link has better info on the Lesnar/Hennig incident. I personally like Michael Hayes getting his mullet cut off :1orglaugh

Fap 06-24-2007 12:02 AM

it was actually 1 minute if you dont include the talking

SomeCreep 06-24-2007 12:33 AM

Kimbo dont play!

jonesy 06-24-2007 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 12648955)
Brock was also a 2 time NCAA wrestling champ. Kimbo has never really knocked out any of the guys he fought online, with the exception of the one white stiff whose name I can't recall. All of Kimbo's fights ended after a combination of accumulated punches and fatigue. If Tank even got one clean shot on any of those stiffs they still wouldn't be awake.

If you put Kimbo in there now with an accomplished fighter you might get a good buy rate, but Kimbo will most likely get exposed quickly as he has only been training a short time. That would be unfair to him, as he is taking this seriously and needs more time.

Kimbo seems to have some potential, and Bas raved about him. Give him time to learn and build himself up slowly and you may actually have something besides a one hit wonder.

exactly - you cant throw kimbo in with a real fighter he would get fucking demolished.

tank abbott is the right fighter for kimbo at this time -

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-24-2007 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 12649089)
Kimbo fight on youtube.com

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mLOHgwhqGgU

GOOD WORK KIMBO!

I'm impressed, what can I say! He came out the agressor, brought out some good knees, kept the pressure on, nice takedown, easily slipped out of a clinch, and threw on the guillotine quick. I really didn't expect this from Kimbo. He has gained alot more of my attention for future fights. I want to see where Kimbo can go with more training now...

$5 submissions 06-24-2007 01:29 AM

Kimbo didn't fuck around!!!!!! WOOT!

tomud 06-24-2007 01:34 AM

link please

Tomud

Theo 06-24-2007 01:35 AM

shit,this guy is 45y.old

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-24-2007 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel (Post 12649347)
shit,this guy is 45y.old

While he might nothave been an incredible opponent, the fight still goes to show that Kimbo is definitely developing base to work from. He seemed to know exactly what he was in there to do and how to do it. Now its a matter of continuing to train and working his way up through some fights. I'm still not confident that he will be a great MMA fighter, but he can surely stand in there...

RevSand 06-24-2007 02:22 AM

Kimbo showed to me that he did take it serious. He had alot more good and mixed attacks going for him then I expected. I expected him to simple just come out thuggin and just try to beat they guy down like he has been so successful at so far, instead he had some good clean kicks goin and won by submission.

polish_aristocrat 06-24-2007 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 12648897)

WHere's that Polish bitch and my 300.00 dollars?

did you mean the polish_aristocrat?

polish_aristocrat 06-24-2007 07:04 AM

what's your email? or email me to aristocrat // gmail.com your payment details

Nicky 06-24-2007 07:22 AM

Bump for Kimbo :)

Lance69 06-24-2007 09:21 AM

Finally watched the vid. I thought Kimbo looked pretty good. Solid base, worked position on the ground, stayed relatively tight in the clinch , delivered good knees. This was a good warm up fight for him before he actually takes on an MMA fighter. Everything I've been hearing is he is an animal in training with a lot of heart. And heart is something you can't train. I wanna see Bas turn him in to a wrecking machine.

d-null 06-24-2007 11:48 AM

where are all the "copyright infringement, the sky is falling!!" people that end up in any other thread when it is adult links to copywritten stuff that is being linked or talked about LOL :1orglaugh

or maybe CFFC authorized making this available on youtube for promo reasons?

don't get me wrong, I was quick to click the link and watch the fight for free too, and am grateful that it is available for me to do so :thumbsup

Digipimp 06-24-2007 11:56 AM

alright i predicted mercer to knockout kimbo to start with. but i'll have to say after seeing the fight you can see that the guy is taking it serious, and he's a good listener or student of the mma game. he went into his very first fight in the cage and did thug it out a little, but only a little. yeah he was against a guy who doesnt really do mma, but at least in the middle of a fight his insticts were to go with what he's been learning.

he showed some good control from the clinch, good muay thai knees, elbows, a little ground control and then when grabbing mercer he quickly got his legs around him and wrapped him up for the tapout.

the real question on him has been how would he take to mma, would he go back to just street thugging or would he develop well. i'd have to say from watching this as his first steps, he's gone the right way and takes the teaching and training well.

boneprone 06-24-2007 12:20 PM

Mercer...

Shame on you for tarnishing your name with this shit....

Why....

He had no chance.. Even as a legit former boxer in this stage of his life a kid in Golden Gloves could have their way with him..

Just horrible.

Where's your grace at.
Sad.

d-null 06-24-2007 12:22 PM

MMA is getting more and more like WWE

boneprone 06-24-2007 12:22 PM

Take Abbot. Another guy 12 years past his prime.

Kimbo will wipe the floor with him with people tuning in thining its Tank from 1996.

If it was the 1996 version of Tank it would be a great fight.

But its not.

Just another jobber with a past.

Kimbo's people are smart......

ITs exactly what Id do if I were them.

I tip my hat.

boneprone 06-24-2007 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jetjet (Post 12650738)
MMA is getting more and more like WWE

Nothing wrong with that at all.

You figure WWE has made Billions on hyping and promoting fights that arent even real..

MMA could learn some things from them.. Boxing couldnt evolve...

People love and tune in to drama.

Most the time its better than the fight itself.

The marketing and hype is the real battle...

Get people in the seats.. Then give em a product even if it fails to deliver you can end it with them wanting more if you are smart..

Tank Abbott thing, smart....

TheSenator 06-24-2007 12:32 PM

Ernesto must have made a killing with this fight. Everybody already knew Mercer was not training on the ground. He was not training with any camp or anybody who knew submissions.

Mercer was in it for the money PERIOD.

d-null 06-24-2007 12:34 PM

I don't know, I preferred the older days of UFC where the fight was on and real and they didnt waste time in setting up "stars"...... didn't they used to randomly pick who fought who and it was done right there on fight day?, that was raw and real.

This pick your spots and find guys to take the loss so they can groom a money draw is bs.

Lance69 06-24-2007 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jetjet (Post 12650738)
MMA is getting more and more like WWE

Al except the fights are real and the outcome isn't scripted. MMA need some theatrics to gain newer bigger sponsors and fans. :thumbsup

nick3131 06-24-2007 12:39 PM

All this "kimbo has not fought a real fight yet"...

You guys are totally missing the point. This guy would be nowhere if it wasn't for this industry. Read it up on wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimbo_Slice

Thats our boy!!!!!!!!!!!!! And guess what millions of people saw him last night in a real pay per view fight. And he dominated as usual.

It takes time to develop a fighter. Ofcourse the first few fights are garbage opponents, how do you think they get to be 34-0.

I'm very proud of Kimbo, he is taking the whole thing seriously. Got him self one of the best trainers in the world. Sky is the limit. I can't wait to see him fight Tank.

d-null 06-24-2007 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lance69 (Post 12650803)
Al except the fights are real and the outcome isn't scripted. :thumbsup

maybe, but they sure didn't pick a guy that they thought would beat Kimbo until the big money gets cashed in :thumbsdown

and then the Tank Abbott thing

nick3131 06-24-2007 12:42 PM

"Slice has worked as a bodyguard for RK Netmedia, a Miami pornography production/promotion company responsible for number of popular adult subscription websites, such as MILF Hunter and In The VIP"

that would be NastyDollars... for the noobs and surfers out there.

d-null 06-24-2007 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by nick3131 (Post 12650832)
"Slice has worked as a bodyguard for RK Netmedia, a Miami pornography production/promotion company............."

They need bodyguards????

nick3131 06-24-2007 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jetjet (Post 12650843)
They need bodyguards????

ofcourse....

a they live in miami
b everyone knows they got $
c.... you get the point

Profits of Doom 06-24-2007 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 12650784)
Ernesto must have made a killing with this fight. Everybody already knew Mercer was not training on the ground. He was not training with any camp or anybody who knew submissions.

Mercer was in it for the money PERIOD.

Wasn't Mercer supposed to train over by you? I'm guessing he decided not to show and take it seriously...

nick3131 06-24-2007 12:49 PM

BTW I wouldn't necessarily jump on the "Mercer did not give a fuck" bandwagon either.

I haven't seen the fight, but I have been in a guillotine choke hold before. If you don't tap out you can die... hence the name.

nick3131 06-24-2007 12:51 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UEoz-2cDVwE

Profits of Doom 06-24-2007 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nick3131 (Post 12650857)
BTW I wouldn't necessarily jump on the "Mercer did not give a fuck" bandwagon either.

I haven't seen the fight, but I have been in a guillotine choke hold before. If you don't tap out you can die... hence the name.

No, Mercer flat out didn't give a fuck, or he would've trained his ground game as hard as Kimbo did. As far as the guillotine, you're going a bit overboard. I get guillotined in training on a daily basis and it will put you to sleep, but it's not going to kill you unless it's a really unusual circumstance...

nick3131 06-24-2007 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 12650889)
No, Mercer flat out didn't give a fuck, or he would've trained his ground game as hard as Kimbo did. As far as the guillotine, you're going a bit overboard. I get guillotined in training on a daily basis and it will put you to sleep, but it's not going to kill you unless it's a really unusual circumstance...

Its designed to kill. Once you pass out all they have to do is hold it for a couple more minutes and you will die.

I probably did go a bit over board. Mercer knew he couldn't get out, Kimbo just flat out beat him.

TheSenator 06-24-2007 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 12650852)
Wasn't Mercer supposed to train over by you? I'm guessing he decided not to show and take it seriously...


Mercer was a "no show" to ACMMA. He showed up once and said his knee hurt and his handlers started bitching when we started doing take down drills.

Then he tried to go to another camp and again a "no show". All he did was train boxing and run on the boardwalk in AC.

Fuck Mercer.

bushwacker 06-24-2007 01:07 PM

Mercer show have just got in the ring and tapped before the bell, that way he wouldn't have wasted my time by watching that farce of a fight.

Profits of Doom 06-24-2007 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 12650908)
Mercer was a "no show" to ACMMA. He showed up once and said his knee hurt and his handlers started bitching when we started doing take down drills.

Then he tried to go to another camp and again a "no show". All he did was train boxing and run on the boardwalk in AC.

Fuck Mercer.

Damn, that really makes me want to puke. He is afforded the opportunity to get quality training and put on a good show, but he takes the money and runs. Double "Fuck Mercer".

Digipimp 06-24-2007 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by nick3131 (Post 12650901)
Its designed to kill. Once you pass out all they have to do is hold it for a couple more minutes and you will die.

I probably did go a bit over board. Mercer knew he couldn't get out, Kimbo just flat out beat him.

alot of shit can kill you, but come on saying its designed to kill you so thats why he tapped out lol

as if you could hold that choke for a couple minutes after someone has passed out in a legit mma fight

tranza 06-24-2007 01:38 PM

Damn, that was pretty quick indeed!! I just watched it on YouTube...

Anthony 06-24-2007 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza (Post 12651088)
Damn, that was pretty quick indeed!! I just watched it on YouTube...

Quote:

Originally Posted by nick3131 (Post 12650901)
Its designed to kill. Once you pass out all they have to do is hold it for a couple more minutes and you will die.

I probably did go a bit over board. Mercer knew he couldn't get out, Kimbo just flat out beat him.

Mercer could have gotten out before Kimbo got any semblance of guard, as it was, Kimbo didn't even have full guard when he extended the choke.

That is... If Mercer trained for the ground, which he obviously didn't.

Sosa 06-24-2007 03:22 PM

tank was fucking dumb for trying his last ufc fights. Dude gets down on the ground and can't do shit.


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