What would you do if you had...

**ADL Colin** · 08-30-2002, 06:43 AM

I'd become a cult leader and build it into a world religion.

Then, I'd hunt down, torture, and kill Osama and then ship Saddam off to Cuba to be Fidel's bitch.

**pornJester** · 08-30-2002, 06:47 AM

I'd travel around the world and base jump off famous structures...

**Zebra** · 08-30-2002, 06:54 AM

I'd build a time machine that really worked and go back to the early 70's and prevent Disco from ever happening.

**ADL Colin** · 08-30-2002, 06:56 AM

I'd build a time machine that really worked and go back to August 29th and keep this post from happening.

**ADL Colin** · 08-30-2002, 06:57 AM

Zebra,

I've seen you listening to AND liking disco! Two words. "Magic Beans". Probably sounded like techno at the time.

**[Labret]** · 08-30-2002, 06:59 AM

Judge, Jury, and Executioner for anyone I see fit.

**marty** · 08-30-2002, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by Zebra
I'd build a time machine that really worked and go back to the early 70's and prevent Disco from ever happening.

Disco was cool... hope it makes a comeback after all this acid and rap shit.

**grumpy** · 08-30-2002, 08:04 AM

Same as i do now

**dantheman** · 08-30-2002, 08:09 AM

*bowl*

**SykkBoy** · 08-30-2002, 08:10 AM

I would kick off Sykk Fucks: Celebrity Edition with Shakira, Britney, Christina, a small dog, 3 goats, Alyssa Milano, Melissa Joan Hart, a circus midget, Jessica Simspon, Heather Hunter, Louie Anderson and a rodeo clown....in the first scene, then the second scene would be really twisted.....

**beerbust03** · 08-30-2002, 10:26 AM

I would re-open Studio 54 and party my ass off. I would also end STD's so no one would have to wear rubbers again, and swinging would be the new thing to do. Fuck on fuck on.

**salsbury** · 08-30-2002, 10:30 AM

if?

**dirtyone** · 08-30-2002, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by beerbust03
I would re-open Studio 54 and party my ass off. I would also end STD's so no one would have to wear rubbers again, and swinging would be the new thing to do. Fuck on fuck on.

I think I love you.

**Jakke PNG** · 08-30-2002, 10:38 AM

I'd buy you to be my personal bitch. Yes YOU!

**cherrylula** · 08-30-2002, 10:43 AM

I'd produce a reality tv show about adult webmasters.

**MaxDent** · 08-30-2002, 10:49 AM

Develop nanotechnology that would be able to infest lawyers and kill them.

Plus eat lobster everyday. And maybe get a haircut.

**Dildozer** · 08-30-2002, 10:52 AM

- I'd get Max Hardcore cloned 10 times and pay Tawnee Stone to get gangbanged by them.

- i'd buy any company where someone i don't like works and fire them

- i'd buy New York city and get every street renamed after me

- i'd get that city renamed after me

- I'd make weed legal

- I'd make TGP's illegal

- i'd rig the loto so i would win every time

- i'd rig elections so a local pornstar would be elected (except in my city of course)

- I would move florida to the north pole

- i'd dig a hole to china

**Daymare** · 08-30-2002, 10:57 AM

I'd have a castle with a go cart to get around and have the hottest 100 women from every country except pakistan, middle east, egypt etc. and they would all have their own room and I could call to them to fuck me whenever I wanted.

LOL

I'd also build the world's biggest gun that would be 30 stories high so I could shoot any country that pissed me off.

**hahmike** · 08-30-2002, 11:11 AM

i would crush my enemies.

**Zebra** · 08-30-2002, 11:36 AM

Colin - If I was under the influence of any alcohol or substances at the time it does not count!

**Jakke PNG** · 08-30-2002, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by Zebra
Colin - If I was under the influence of any alcohol or substances at the time it does not count!

That's what I said to the guy I woke next to last saturday, when he said if it was my first gay experience.

**Beastiepoo** · 08-30-2002, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by pornopete
Run porn sites.

Yep. I'd pretty much still do this at least part time. I'd also get into production of/participation in big Broadway/West End musicals. Hey, gimme a break, I'm a girl.

Oh, and I'd move to Holland and open a hash cafe with my own homegrown.

**marty** · 08-30-2002, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

That's what I said to the guy I woke next to last saturday, when he said if it was my first gay experience.

I'm worried about you sometimes

**MrPopup** · 08-30-2002, 06:10 PM

I would laugh until they stopped laughing at me.

**Amputate Your Head** · 08-30-2002, 06:15 PM

same thing I'm doing right now.... enjoying the fuck outta life.

**PhilipX** · 08-30-2002, 06:29 PM

I will buy a Rolls Royce and go to UK to propose the princess to marry me.

**eru** · 08-30-2002, 07:22 PM

I'd have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uge harem full of the hottest girls in the world including famous ones

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