What's you longest period on NOT Masturbating?

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51. The Contest
gs: Jane Leeves (Marla) Ilana Levine (Joyce) Rachel Sweet (Shelly) Andrea Parker (Nurse) Estelle Harris (Estelle Constanza)

George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing "you know." When George says he'll never do it again, Jerry challenges him to a contest of self-denial, when he accepts, Elaine and Kramer want in on the action, or rather the lack of it.


b: 18-Nov-92 pc: 411 w: Larry David d: Tom Cherones

NOTE: Thanks to this episode, the series won the Emmy for best Comedy, Writing and Supporting Actor (Michael Richards). The episode was based in a real life experience of writer Larry David.
Tom Cherones won the Director's Guild of America Award for this episode. This episode was based on a real contest that Larry David participated in.
TV Guide named this episode, specifically the moment where Kramer says he's out, as the third funniest moment in TV history.

I think the first 4 years of my life...

and when I was 19 I didn't masturbate for a week!!
I was in the army and we had some war-drills.. not too arousing situation.

Three weeks

Very infrequent these days.

My gf can't keep her hands off and that' ok with me

been almost an hour now. going to see if i can make it until noon.

I'm nearly up to 3 weeks right now. Girlfriend went away and I promised I'd hold it, get to see her tomorrow though
And this is the longest I have ever gone since I started masturbating...

You sound whipped.

Hahahaha, it was my idea. Can you imagine what the load would be like after 3 weeks ? oh yeah, only a few hours to go. Last night was the worst sleep I've ever had