Awesome Spam Email

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

the spammers are getting creative, Anyone want looking for a long term relationship with a 20year old princess? she's worth 5.2million dollars, and you couldpossibly become king of burkina faso!

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish ofAllah for
you to help me and my family, Allah will bless and reward youaboundantly and you
would never regret this. My family and I are truemoslems and worship Allah
truthfully.I got you rcontact during my search for this assistance. I am a
femalestudent from University Burkina Faso, Ouaga. I am 20yrs old. I'd like
anyperson who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have
along-term relationship with you and to know more about you.I would like to build up
a solid foundation with you in time coming if youcan be able to help me in this
transaction. Well, my father died earlier twomonths ago and left I and my junior
brother behind. He was a king, whichourtown citizens titled him over sixteen years
beforehis death.I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care
of hiswealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is
notliterate enough to know all my father's wealth.He left the sum of USD 5.2M (Five
Million, Two Hundred Thousand USDollars)ina security company.This money was annually
paid into my late fathers accountfrom Shell petroleum development company(spdc)and
chevronoil companyoperating in our locality for the compensation of youth and
communitydevelopment in our jurisdiction.I don't know how and what I will do to
invest this money somewhere inabroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over
what belongs to myfather and our family, which they were planning to do without my
consentbecause I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.Now,I urgently
need your humble assistance to move this money from thesecurity company to your bank
account, That is why I felt happy when I sawyour contact because I strongly believe
that by the grace of Allah, you willhelp me invest this money wisely. I am ready to
pay 30% of the total amountto you if you help us in this transaction and another 10%
interest ofAnnual After Income to you, for handling this transaction for us,which
youwill strongly have absolute control over it.If you can handle this project
sincerely and also willing to assist me inlifting this fund, kindly reach me.Please,
note that this transaction is100%risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as
quick as possible,Iwill send you my picture as soon as I hear from you for
recognition.contact me immediately you receive my letter through my e-mail.Hope to
read from you soon.Yours Faithfully,PRINCESS Ghaliya

[CE_Chris]

crazy stuff there coming up with...

[CuriousToyBoy]

And they will keep coming because a sucker is born every minute - and gets on the internet even quicker ....

[SilvercashJeanette]

Omg....

I hope they scam someone good because anyone who's stupid enough to fall for that deserves anything they get

[J. Falcon]

Thats hilarious but also pathetic