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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714
    #1

    FUCK! My Publicist Wants Me To Do A Bath House In Jersey!

    What the fucking hell am I going to do?!?!?! They won't even pay for front row seats on GreyHound and are going to make me sit in the back with the blacks.

    But I'm SUPPOSE to be at a Bath House in San Francisco to hook up with this hot trick from two months ago?!?!?!

    WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?!

    BTW: Does me posting this impress you in a way that makes me seem even more D list than Kathy Griffin?

    PS: Posting about my incredibly famous life makes me feel like my nose isn't actually larger than my penis.
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    • BoyAlley
      So Fucking Gay
      • Nov 2004
      • 19714
      #2
      I will be doing a dildo signing in the alley behind Barns & Noble in NYCity on the 13th of October. Better start getting in line now!

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        • starpimps
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2006
          • 6954
          #3
          lol lol there will be alot of guido's
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            • BoyAlley
              So Fucking Gay
              • Nov 2004
              • 19714
              #4
              I just got confirmation that I will be on public access television Canada on October 19th to learn how to perform cunnilingus on the "Sunday Night Sex Show" with Sue Johanson.

              It's for a segment called "Eating Pussy Is So Easy Even A Faggot Can Do It."

              My rider states that Sue will be fully waxed before the event.

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                  • Mar 2005
                  • 4920
                  #5
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                    • TurboAngel
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 30122
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                            • BoyAlley
                              So Fucking Gay
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 19714
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BadBoy_Dave

                              Ya think maybe a little bit?

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                                • s9ann0
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 4873
                                  #9
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                                    • thehand
                                      235 Pound Gorilla
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 3470
                                      #10
                                      lawds mercy!
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                                        • BoyAlley
                                          So Fucking Gay
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 19714
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by thehand
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                                            • FreeHugeMovies
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 14141
                                              #12

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                                                • fris
                                                  I have to go potty
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 55792
                                                  #13
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                                                    • BoyAlley
                                                      So Fucking Gay
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 19714
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Fris
                                                      faggot on the loose, beware
                                                      HELP HELP! HELP HELP!

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                                                        • evildick
                                                          #15
                                                          I wish I had a publicist because I would probably get drunk like I am right now and strangle him to death.

                                                          Seriously. Plus my pirated satellite is having rain fade right now so I would probably murder a lot of people just because.

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                                                            • JamesK
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                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 16731
                                                              #16
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                                                                • NinjaSteve
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 11089
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                  What the fucking hell am I going to do?!?!?! They won't even pay for front row seats on GreyHound and are going to make me sit in the back with the blacks.

                                                                  But I'm SUPPOSE to be at a Bath House in San Francisco to hook up with this hot trick from two months ago?!?!?!

                                                                  WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?!

                                                                  BTW: Does me posting this impress you in a way that makes me seem even more D list than Kathy Griffin?

                                                                  PS: Posting about my incredibly famous life makes me feel like my nose isn't actually larger than my penis.
                                                                  Title of this thread was awesome
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