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Porno Dan · 06-16-2007, 03:17 PM

My wife, Kira Silver, and I had the best time ever at this year's Cybernet Expo. We arrived in Tampa early Thursday afternoon to join our partner MidniteMonkey.com - the premier adult mobile destination - as a Show & Sell sponsor. We spent most of Thursday afternoon relaxing by the pool with our good friend Jasper Steele from MidniteMonkey.com. We saw many old friends like Gonzo from Oprano, A Bomb from Sammy 4 U, Kat Vixxen and Torn, Big E from Mac and Bumble, Gunner and Misty from ATK Cash, VirtuMike, JFK from FUBAR, Eric Bernstein, YNOT Jay and Jimmie & Ellie of Sexy Ellie. It was exciting to finally have the chance to showcase Porno Dan content to my fellow adult professionals, on their mobile phones for the first time. We also met some wonderful new people that afternoon including Tre and Chris from Anabolic, Ashley from the UK, Rodney of CD Girls, Darklady from YNOT, Travis from Sex Date, and Monica from Hot Movies. My wife instantly bonded with Brianna Love, an ex Red Light District contract star who was at the show to promote her upcoming site; she also serves as the spokesperson for the Internet Division of Anabolic. One thing that you will find at these shows is there are very few models present. In fact there were less than ten models out of the over 200 people who attended the show. These shows are very unlike AVN or Erotica LA as they are not fan based, they are business based, and are put on and attended by the people who bring you all the porn you love.

Later that evening we all planned to attend the Kickoff party hosted by our old friend Dirty D of Tampa Bukkake infamy. Held at a swingers club in Largo, approximately 25 miles from our hotel, we all planned to take the shuttle together. Unfortunately, while hanging with Jimmie, Sexy Ellie, and Jasper, Kira decided to take her sweet time getting ready which made us late. So what do a porno star and his friend's do while waiting for the lovely Kira…. we drink. Then, to our surprise while stationed at the hotel bar, Kira somehow snuck by all of us and was at the party while we were still downing beers and vodka. I didn't want to wait until the bus returned to go to the party, so I caught a ride with my old friend Dan from Camz. He drove Mitch, Kathy, and me from Net Billing to the party. When we finally arrived, my wife was drunk and hitting on girls as usual. She met and instantly connected with one blonde with new boobs named Kelly Kayne. They got body painted together and had a blast causing trouble. We hung out at the party for an hour or so, ran into some more old friends including Bridgett Lee, Beth from Camz and Graphic Dude from Tampa Bukkake. We also met some more fun people including Swinging Gina and Chris from Amateur Porn Dollars, Brandon from Traffic Report and Jenni Darhling of Tampa Bukkake, I also met Dirty D's editor who helped with some of my films. We waited until Brianna got there to leave as my wife wanted to shoot with her and Bridgett; unfortunately by the time she got there it was too crowded so we decided to leave. We drank more on the bus ride back, and got the brilliant idea to go to a bar. We went to some bar called Blue Martini, a high-end ritzy place, with Gunner and Misty. We all got hammered at the bar, so drunk that my wife and I walked the wrong way back to our hotel. We ended up at the Marriott, which was two miles away from the bar. The people at the Marriott took sympathy on us and got their driver to take us back to our hotel. We went back and hung out at the pool and met a new friend Pussy Server who drank with us until it was very late.

Friday was the first day of the show and we spent the day getting ready for our debut at the Show & Sell. My wife and Ellie Michaels were wearing MidniteMonkey baby doll t-shirts and our good friend Angelica Sin flew into town to help us out at our booth. When you have three hot girls at your booth, and there are less than 10 models at the whole show, you will, get a lot of attention. We could not have had a better response for what MidniteMonkey can, and will do for the adult industry. We met some more great people like Paul and Dave of XXX Content Direct, Neil from Clips 4 Sale, Matt from CIV, and Kevin of Joanna Angel. Everyone we talked to was very exited to do business with us and we look forward to following up on the success of this show and doing business with a lot of the companies that attended. My wife and Kelly Kayne were drinking very heavily during the show; they then really went into overdrive when they started taking tequila shoots with Vegas Ken from the Best Porn. Soon they got out of control. My wife had a vibrator under her pants and Kelly had the controls! Kelly's husband Matt, Angelica Sin and her husband Howard; and the two girls and I decided we were going to get something to eat after the show, so we all went over to Chili's. Kelly and my wife were being loud and making out at the bar. They were so loud that my wife got cut off. Next thing I know the manager is telling us we have to leave this immediately, and that she has our check and not to come back.I was the most upset one of the group since I wasn't drinking and I was really hungry. After we got kicked out of Chili's we went to Miami Subs, whose staff found us to be very entertaining. Once we were done eating we all went back to the hotel and hung out at the pool. It didn't take long before my wife and Kelly were naked in the pool. Matt took still pics while my buddy Jasper took video. After a few minutes I jumped in the pool and was having sex with my wife while she had sex with Kelly. Yes, you had to be there to see it. There was soon a crowd of almost 30 people watching the three of us go at it. I am glad I have no shame and have no problems having sex in water, as they were cameras everywhere. Finally the hotel security came and broke up our shoot we all went back to our room and finished up our work. My wife and I went to bed immediately after we were done filming, I think we were the first ones in bed from the show that night

The final day my wife had a lesbian shoot with Mandy Blake from Her First Fat Girl so she had to leave the show to go do her thing. I stayed at the conference and networked some more with various companies. Everyone I talked to kept laughing about our adventures in the pool. I had a very relaxing day and decided that instead of going out that night we would hang out with our good friends Angelica Sin and Rich Handsome at the pool. I spend a ton of time in bars as my business partner the Vanilla Gorilla, owns a couple, In fact I am writing this from the bar! As a result, I wasn't up for another night at a bar and anyways, I had a feeling that if we went out something would happen. We had a nice quiet night, quiet for us that is, at the hotel and waited for all the people to come back from the bars. When they all came back, I realized that one of the guys who I met earlier didn't make it back, because he had gotten arrested for disorderly conduct. When I heard the details I was glad I did not go out with them as I could well have been locked up with him. All in all this show was the most productive and fun show that I have attended in many years. I am looking forward to going to the XBIZ Summer Show In Vegas next month, as we continue to let others in the adult industry know what Midnite Monkey can do for them.

One final side note on the show, I told my good friend the Chimichangaabout out adventures at the Cybernet Expo. When I told him about my wife and that fat girl she shot with, he said, "We've all done a fat chick in our life, welcome to the club." That is very true, my wife really is part of the club; I could not have found a better person than her to help me in my business endeavors. I truly love her and really appreciate all her help and support.

tony286 · 06-16-2007, 03:20 PM

It was a pleasure to work with your wife, she was a doll. Your a lucky guy.

KimJI · 06-16-2007, 03:22 PM

my eyes are broken and bleeding

CIVMatt · 06-16-2007, 07:22 PM

Kelly is head over heels in love with Kira, btw I'm back from Houston

CaptainHowdy · 06-16-2007, 07:28 PM

We need more details...

KiraSilver · 06-16-2007, 07:31 PM

Tell Kelly I miss her, I want her fuzzy all over my face!

Jace · 06-16-2007, 07:37 PM

OMFG that is one big ass bunch of text

in typical gfy style, can you sum it all up into 3 sentences?

Porno Dan · 06-18-2007, 04:24 AM

Yes - we had a great time

CIVMatt · 06-18-2007, 06:39 AM

She said you need to call her more often

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-18-2007, 06:58 AM

Was great hanging with you guys

Dan and Jasper or Tom or Tod

The funny dude with full out streaming porn on his phone

you guys rock ccant wait to see midnite monkey as a preinstalled icon on my next PDA phone

NETbilling · 06-18-2007, 09:43 PM

Great story and good rising with you.

Mitch

06-16-2007, 03:17 PM	#1
Porno Dan Court Jester Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Budapest Posts: 6,342	Kira Silver & Porno Dan Go to Cybernet My wife, Kira Silver, and I had the best time ever at this year's Cybernet Expo. We arrived in Tampa early Thursday afternoon to join our partner MidniteMonkey.com - the premier adult mobile destination - as a Show & Sell sponsor. We spent most of Thursday afternoon relaxing by the pool with our good friend Jasper Steele from MidniteMonkey.com. We saw many old friends like Gonzo from Oprano, A Bomb from Sammy 4 U, Kat Vixxen and Torn, Big E from Mac and Bumble, Gunner and Misty from ATK Cash, VirtuMike, JFK from FUBAR, Eric Bernstein, YNOT Jay and Jimmie & Ellie of Sexy Ellie. It was exciting to finally have the chance to showcase Porno Dan content to my fellow adult professionals, on their mobile phones for the first time. We also met some wonderful new people that afternoon including Tre and Chris from Anabolic, Ashley from the UK, Rodney of CD Girls, Darklady from YNOT, Travis from Sex Date, and Monica from Hot Movies. My wife instantly bonded with Brianna Love, an ex Red Light District contract star who was at the show to promote her upcoming site; she also serves as the spokesperson for the Internet Division of Anabolic. One thing that you will find at these shows is there are very few models present. In fact there were less than ten models out of the over 200 people who attended the show. These shows are very unlike AVN or Erotica LA as they are not fan based, they are business based, and are put on and attended by the people who bring you all the porn you love. Later that evening we all planned to attend the Kickoff party hosted by our old friend Dirty D of Tampa Bukkake infamy. Held at a swingers club in Largo, approximately 25 miles from our hotel, we all planned to take the shuttle together. Unfortunately, while hanging with Jimmie, Sexy Ellie, and Jasper, Kira decided to take her sweet time getting ready which made us late. So what do a porno star and his friend's do while waiting for the lovely Kira…. we drink. Then, to our surprise while stationed at the hotel bar, Kira somehow snuck by all of us and was at the party while we were still downing beers and vodka. I didn't want to wait until the bus returned to go to the party, so I caught a ride with my old friend Dan from Camz. He drove Mitch, Kathy, and me from Net Billing to the party. When we finally arrived, my wife was drunk and hitting on girls as usual. She met and instantly connected with one blonde with new boobs named Kelly Kayne. They got body painted together and had a blast causing trouble. We hung out at the party for an hour or so, ran into some more old friends including Bridgett Lee, Beth from Camz and Graphic Dude from Tampa Bukkake. We also met some more fun people including Swinging Gina and Chris from Amateur Porn Dollars, Brandon from Traffic Report and Jenni Darhling of Tampa Bukkake, I also met Dirty D's editor who helped with some of my films. We waited until Brianna got there to leave as my wife wanted to shoot with her and Bridgett; unfortunately by the time she got there it was too crowded so we decided to leave. We drank more on the bus ride back, and got the brilliant idea to go to a bar. We went to some bar called Blue Martini, a high-end ritzy place, with Gunner and Misty. We all got hammered at the bar, so drunk that my wife and I walked the wrong way back to our hotel. We ended up at the Marriott, which was two miles away from the bar. The people at the Marriott took sympathy on us and got their driver to take us back to our hotel. We went back and hung out at the pool and met a new friend Pussy Server who drank with us until it was very late. Friday was the first day of the show and we spent the day getting ready for our debut at the Show & Sell. My wife and Ellie Michaels were wearing MidniteMonkey baby doll t-shirts and our good friend Angelica Sin flew into town to help us out at our booth. When you have three hot girls at your booth, and there are less than 10 models at the whole show, you will, get a lot of attention. We could not have had a better response for what MidniteMonkey can, and will do for the adult industry. We met some more great people like Paul and Dave of XXX Content Direct, Neil from Clips 4 Sale, Matt from CIV, and Kevin of Joanna Angel. Everyone we talked to was very exited to do business with us and we look forward to following up on the success of this show and doing business with a lot of the companies that attended. My wife and Kelly Kayne were drinking very heavily during the show; they then really went into overdrive when they started taking tequila shoots with Vegas Ken from the Best Porn. Soon they got out of control. My wife had a vibrator under her pants and Kelly had the controls! Kelly's husband Matt, Angelica Sin and her husband Howard; and the two girls and I decided we were going to get something to eat after the show, so we all went over to Chili's. Kelly and my wife were being loud and making out at the bar. They were so loud that my wife got cut off. Next thing I know the manager is telling us we have to leave this immediately, and that she has our check and not to come back.I was the most upset one of the group since I wasn't drinking and I was really hungry. After we got kicked out of Chili's we went to Miami Subs, whose staff found us to be very entertaining. Once we were done eating we all went back to the hotel and hung out at the pool. It didn't take long before my wife and Kelly were naked in the pool. Matt took still pics while my buddy Jasper took video. After a few minutes I jumped in the pool and was having sex with my wife while she had sex with Kelly. Yes, you had to be there to see it. There was soon a crowd of almost 30 people watching the three of us go at it. I am glad I have no shame and have no problems having sex in water, as they were cameras everywhere. Finally the hotel security came and broke up our shoot we all went back to our room and finished up our work. My wife and I went to bed immediately after we were done filming, I think we were the first ones in bed from the show that night The final day my wife had a lesbian shoot with Mandy Blake from Her First Fat Girl so she had to leave the show to go do her thing. I stayed at the conference and networked some more with various companies. Everyone I talked to kept laughing about our adventures in the pool. I had a very relaxing day and decided that instead of going out that night we would hang out with our good friends Angelica Sin and Rich Handsome at the pool. I spend a ton of time in bars as my business partner the Vanilla Gorilla, owns a couple, In fact I am writing this from the bar! As a result, I wasn't up for another night at a bar and anyways, I had a feeling that if we went out something would happen. We had a nice quiet night, quiet for us that is, at the hotel and waited for all the people to come back from the bars. When they all came back, I realized that one of the guys who I met earlier didn't make it back, because he had gotten arrested for disorderly conduct. When I heard the details I was glad I did not go out with them as I could well have been locked up with him. All in all this show was the most productive and fun show that I have attended in many years. I am looking forward to going to the XBIZ Summer Show In Vegas next month, as we continue to let others in the adult industry know what Midnite Monkey can do for them. One final side note on the show, I told my good friend the Chimichangaabout out adventures at the Cybernet Expo. When I told him about my wife and that fat girl she shot with, he said, "We've all done a fat chick in our life, welcome to the club." That is very true, my wife really is part of the club; I could not have found a better person than her to help me in my business endeavors. I truly love her and really appreciate all her help and support. __________________ Reality TV Star, AVN Hall of Fame, Five-Time XBIZ Winner 2021 XBIZ Europe Winner Best Director Site Promote the sites where members get paid to get laid by their favorite porn stars Last edited by Porno Dan; 06-16-2007 at 03:18 PM.. Reason: grammar

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06-16-2007, 03:20 PM	#2
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06-18-2007, 04:24 AM	#8
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pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! Posts: 5,133	Was great hanging with you guys Dan and Jasper or Tom or Tod The funny dude with full out streaming porn on his phone you guys rock ccant wait to see midnite monkey as a preinstalled icon on my next PDA phone

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