100 handicap:disgust

Ok...let's have a little wager on the next game we play !!

JonB sucks at best, chokes on the course (while sucking) and doesnt swallow often. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Job is a great golf player, when he is on, its very hard to beat him, but of course a lot of fun.

joel, we are waitin for you to come out and compete, you comin to vegas? cuz we got a game there

No dde...I'll have to miss this one...but I'm on for Miami and Amsterdam !

342 511 356 :)

Dude, I'd love to go head to head. it would be fun.

Mitch, I refuse to play in 110 degree heat. I'm bitching about hanging by the pool in that temp. :winkwink:
I'll start packing clubs come fall.

110 ius nothing, come on, in that kind of heat the ball flies...............

I used to practice like mad, 5-8 times a week. I have broken par but hit in the steady low 80's. Last time I played was several months between, and I 4 over par. I have played since I was 8.

I can drive 300+ but hit 275 pretty steady. I once fought a mad slice but over the last 3 years I learned to control my drives.

I love golf, a lot.. If I can't play all the time, I quit until I can. Otherwise it pulls me in.

its got me right now

I am going to drive my fist... right up your ass!

Mitch

I outdrive all of you fools, to the right...

just don't kill yourself first

All this talk, and here is the KING SHIT GOLFER..right here bitches....lol

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...dler/happy.jpg


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Lets just see what happens after 18 holes tomorrow :)

Homo...

"Ok...let's have a little wager on the next game we play !!"

Joel doesn't have the nuts to come to vegas see you in miami:mad:

WOW! This is getting HOT!

Mitch

i am already down 10 bucks to jon Berg

i am already down 10 bucks to jon Berg

i am already down 10 bucks to jon Berg

I AM THE GREATEST GOLF THREAD CREATOR IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!


hahaha this thread is awesome.

You are on. You choose the place and I will be there. I guess I didnt spank your ass enough the last time after beating you by 20 strokes. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hey Caz, you have 10 dollars on Jon or against him?

You and I will be riding together tomorrow, I cant wait, I might get there early. :thumbsup :321GFY

You guys are all way off, as far as I heard it's Raja!

Oh no wait, that's with the golf cart :|

i owe him 10 from something else

I will bet as much as you can afford to lose...

i wish we had play by play on the course today.

Its coming soon. www.Porngolftour.com will be doing some of that, will be doing live feeds from the shows. We have several sponsors and we are going to kick ass.

Hit me up if you want to know more.

I am working on getting my handicap to go up this summer by fucking around on GFY when I should be playing golf (it used to be a 6 ;) This way I may have a shot at winning my own tournament in Curaco.

I hope all the super low handicappers bring their game. I LOVE to get shots instead of give em.

Shahan, hugs to you and Benny for the shout outs.

And the story of Bjorn and the tequila is all true... and he was just getting started... AND he played again the next day... that is hard core.

bob I hear is one of the kings of porn golf,

im so shitty im the shitty golfers caddy !!!

shot a 71 yesterday from the back tees. Might be in Vegas in 2-3 months so get ready

those 98 strokes kicked this nigga's ass today

It was great playing with you all!

I am in the ICU unit of Cedars Sinai with an IV in my arm from the heatstroke-
LOL

Benny and I almost fainted on the 17th hole in that 107 degrees
Next time we play that course guys, making it an early tee time like 3am

hahahaha

Is there a going to be a golf outing in Florida for internext ?

I'm sure we will be putting something together.

Mitch

yeah will work on something cool for miami, how about doral?

I can prove that I'm a fully accredited PGA member. Who else here is a golf professional...??

Now your talking !
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thats really cool, but this thread is not about that, its about who comes and plays in our events, who comes out consistently and wins, and hangs out, and does all that dumb shit. Trust me, you come out and show how you can play, we would be happy to resoect your abilities, but until then, its all smoke and mirrors. I can't say you are or arent a great golfer, but come join us and then we will all know. same goes for the other people none of us have seen. In vegas we are having a get together, come on out, in miami we will all be playing, here in LA you could get a game every day. So AS king shit organizer of many of the events, present co holder of the double d cup, I invite you to join us. That way WE can give you the props you deserve, until then, who knows :) I may not be the best scoring player but more than a few people in this thread have seen me hit 350-360 plus. shit i did it yesterday, oin a 440 yard hole, of course I got a 6 on the hole, lol, but thats me, mitch hit his 310 plus on the same hole. so all you guys we have no idea who the fuck you are, come on out, play with us, have a beer, a cigar or whatever you need to make it through the 18, we do a lot of business on the golf course too.

Cool, but can't you all come to Australia...:winkwink: Seriously I would love to catch up and play in one your king shit days, next time i'm in the states it would be great...:thumbsup

we would love to have you, do you make it to the states for any shows?

awesome with you and caz as my coaches i'm guaranteed to be in the top 10 in no time! :thumbsup

I am sure of that, and I am looking forward to it

America isn't the only golf playing nation - There really are golf pros in other countries, too.
Still - You think you are the only one and you did offer a bet -
My answer is unmoved - How much do you want to bet?

Don't you become a PGA member when you pass the golf instructor classes? I think you have to shoot two 78's.. Not hard to become a PGA member, and have the title pro attached to it.

Real pros to me are the guys in the top 20 of each tour, from around the world, and hold that position for many years, that's a real pro. The rest are just playing catch up.

Pros gave up playing for fun, I still like to see if I can drive the water on the 350y hole, and try it until I do. Then give myself 1

In the US it's a lot easier to get your PGA card, not as easy as you suggest but it's still relatively simple. Here in Australia we have the most comprehensive process to become a PGA member.

Firstly you have to do a three year traineeship at a golf course. To start the three year course you have to be playing off an official handicap of two or better.

During the three year course a trainee has to play 36 holes each monday, and if our average score for first year is more than 5.75 over par then you have to repeat the year.

If our average score for the second year is more than 5 over par then you repeat the year.

And if our average score is more than 4.75 over par you have to repeat. (doesn't sound that hard, but week in week out all sorts of weather, it's not that easy)

We also have to pass exams each year on body science, golf instruction (theory and practical) golf club construction, rules and ethics etc. and if you fail any one exam you have to repeat the year.

We also have to complete a home correspondance business management course.

Due to our system anyone who does succesfully become a PGA member is pretty much guaranteed of having a thriving career as either a player, golf instructor (which is what I do) or running a golf course as a director of golf.

I completed my traineeship, 20 years ago and have been a successful head teaching professional at one of our golf courses here, www.golfinstructiononline.net so while I don't play on any tours anymore I am proud to be a member of the most difficult to complete PGA system in the world.

Greg Norman, Ian Baker Finch, Wayne Grady, David Graham (all major winners) etc etc all had to do this traineeship to become a professional.:winkwink:

You can also, just get a playing card wich means playing in a tournament where 300 amateurs playing off a 1 handidcap or better play for around 30 spots on the PGA tour for 1 year. But they are members of the PGA tour, and are not fully qualified PGA members.

I'd like to state for the record that I beat Dan from Camz, Mitch, Eric, Mike Hawk and everyone else who played in Vegas. Ok so I only shot an 84 but it was a tough course, and it was 49 degrees on the course.

We had a great time...

some of us bought soaker hats, they were supposed to keep you dry for 2 hours. Mine was dry in 15 minutes...

I drank 11 litres of water. Admittedly some of that was partway due to the vodka redbull indulgence of the previous evening's festivities watching Metal Skool and Dick Delicious.

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you should get a prize just for getting out of bed after that metal skool night.

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

I hear Moffitt's a pretty good hand at golf... :)

yes it is easy in the US. I got mine when I was 19 and was missing 4 clubs LOL

I'm a 2 handicap currently, was scratch before getting into adult and not playing as much.

This is now my favorite type of golf:


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http://www.sillycoeds.com/gfy/golf3.jpg


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