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12clicks · 01-17-2001, 06:39 PM

the details of my life are quite inconsequential...
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum....it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

Lensman · 01-17-2001, 06:51 PM

It's a childhood like this that inspires greatness!

Fucker · 01-17-2001, 07:17 PM

12clicks. you must be from that canada place ...

eh?

blakkfrogg · 01-17-2001, 07:55 PM

Per chance you have considered making an appearance on the Springer show?

I hat that program, but for that sort of entertainment, I'd watch.

Rictor · 01-18-2001, 12:13 AM

12clicks is a clone of Dr. Evil form Austin Powers? Wouldn't that make him Mini-Me?

No Mini-Me, we do not bite Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth.

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"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."

Scraper · 01-18-2001, 11:03 AM

Throw in a few fat hairy Swedish women named "Helga", and you've got my childhood.

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Green air...its better than clean air.

Betek · 08-28-2002, 08:08 PM

opss

mrthumbs · 08-28-2002, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scraper
Throw in a few fat hairy Swedish women named "Helga", and you've got my childhood.

wonton · 08-28-2002, 08:52 PM

redshift · 08-28-2002, 08:56 PM

fuckwithlove · 08-28-2002, 09:04 PM

god bless u

Amputate Your Head · 08-28-2002, 09:07 PM

why is it newbies always bump the oldest shit they can fuckin' find...? Is it a brain defect of some sort or just natural ignorance?

DieselJean · 08-28-2002, 09:09 PM

All that love and you still entered porn

for shame

Morgan · 08-28-2002, 11:35 PM

12clicks must be pretty damn bored to be posting shit he finds on the web here as if it were his own...

http://www.newstrolls.com/news/dev/h...bout.html#more

Or am I the bored one for finding it out??? hmm...

BTW 12clicks, didnt you read the copyright laws on the bottom of that page??? Im going to email Hackworth.

kmanrox · 08-29-2002, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
12clicks must be pretty damn bored to be posting shit he finds on the web here as if it were his own...

http://www.newstrolls.com/news/dev/h...bout.html#more

Or am I the bored one for finding it out??? hmm...

BTW 12clicks, didnt you read the copyright laws on the bottom of that page??? Im going to email Hackworth.

ahahah

busted

faux wit

12clicks · 08-29-2002, 05:55 AM

wow,
let's bring the slow children up to speed.

I posted this a yr and a half ago figuring we'd start an Austin Powers fuck around. (did you dopes REALLY not know it was from the movie? really?)

Jaundice, I don't know who hackworth is, but if he's putting a copyright on Mike Myers' intellectual property, you BETTER email him and tell him if someone from New Line Cinema finds it, he'll be at best, erased from the net.

Are you guys REALLY that clueless or are you just great at playing dumb?

step away from the computer and take in some of the world.

Hashishan · 08-29-2002, 06:04 AM

Yeah! BABY! YEAH!!!

DarkJedi · 08-29-2002, 06:23 AM

12click runs http://mojosearch.com

go figure

Juge · 08-29-2002, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
...He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. ...

I love that part!

12clicks · 08-29-2002, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
12click runs http://mojosearch.com

go figure

check the date registered. we were WAY ahead of the curve.

perhaps this is where they got the idea.

jimmyf · 08-29-2002, 07:34 AM

Who's mojosearch.com ?

01-17-2001, 06:39 PM	#1
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	my life the details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum....it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.

08-28-2002, 08:08 PM	#7
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Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	It's a childhood like this that inspires greatness!

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blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Per chance you have considered making an appearance on the Springer show? I hat that program, but for that sort of entertainment, I'd watch.

01-18-2001, 12:13 AM	#5
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	12clicks is a clone of Dr. Evil form Austin Powers? Wouldn't that make him Mini-Me? No Mini-Me, we do not bite Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth. ------------------ "Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."

01-18-2001, 11:03 AM	#6
Scraper Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rainforest Posts: 182	Throw in a few fat hairy Swedish women named "Helga", and you've got my childhood. ------------------ Green air...its better than clean air.

08-28-2002, 09:04 PM	#11
fuckwithlove So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 32	god bless u

08-28-2002, 09:09 PM	#13
DieselJean Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 89	All that love and you still entered porn for shame __________________

08-28-2002, 11:35 PM	#14
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	12clicks must be pretty damn bored to be posting shit he finds on the web here as if it were his own... http://www.newstrolls.com/news/dev/h...bout.html#more Or am I the bored one for finding it out??? hmm... BTW 12clicks, didnt you read the copyright laws on the bottom of that page??? Im going to email Hackworth.

08-29-2002, 05:55 AM	#16
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	wow, let's bring the slow children up to speed. I posted this a yr and a half ago figuring we'd start an Austin Powers fuck around. (did you dopes REALLY not know it was from the movie? really?) Jaundice, I don't know who hackworth is, but if he's putting a copyright on Mike Myers' intellectual property, you BETTER email him and tell him if someone from New Line Cinema finds it, he'll be at best, erased from the net. Are you guys REALLY that clueless or are you just great at playing dumb? step away from the computer and take in some of the world. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

08-29-2002, 06:04 AM	#17
Hashishan Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Somewhere between the computers and the coffee pot. Posts: 53	Yeah! BABY! YEAH!!!

08-29-2002, 06:23 AM	#18
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	12click runs http://mojosearch.com go figure

08-29-2002, 07:34 AM	#21
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