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notjoe · 08-27-2002, 07:10 PM

I have a bit of a problem. There is this hot blonde chick who wants me and is like 5 feet tall and is 25 yrs old.

Problem is i have a girlfriend and kind of love her....

should i go for the short blonde c hick or stay faithful to the gf?

The gf is tall, skinny, probably has a large b sized tits, waxes her pussy (mmmmmmmm)..

Give me advice!

joe

kmanrox · 08-27-2002, 07:12 PM

how old are you and how many chicks have you slept with and perhaps post a pic of yourself and i will give you the proper answer..

greentea · 08-27-2002, 07:12 PM

What does NIKE say??

Just do it!

Cheshire · 08-27-2002, 07:13 PM

If you love the girlfriend you're taking a HUGE chance on losing something you don't find just anywhere, no?

Do you have a big problem with finding girls that would bone u? just curious...

mrthumbs · 08-27-2002, 07:13 PM

Never trust girls that wax their pussy..

Go for the blonde..

notjoe · 08-27-2002, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
how old are you and how many chicks have you slept with and perhaps post a pic of yourself and i will give you the proper answer..

I'm 25, been with a few different girls, even back from the days at the stripclubs doing blow!

it is just that this chick is so small i think my cock would damage her, plus, i would imagine because she is so small she would be tight!

I will see if i can get pics of the GF up here and pics of the other one (if i still have them)

Joe

notjoe · 08-27-2002, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
If you love the girlfriend you're taking a HUGE chance on losing something you don't find just anywhere, no?

Do you have a big problem with finding girls that would bone u? just curious...

Finding girls to fuck isnt a problem, i drive a nice car, have money, dress well and can last so they usually come back.

Just never been with a girl so tiny, or ever cheated on a gf so it would be a first in more than one way

boneprone · 08-27-2002, 07:16 PM

I fucked her.
And that isnt wax on her pussy.

Cheshire · 08-27-2002, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe
Just never been with a girl so tiny, or ever cheated on a gf so it would be a first in more than one way

have your girlfriend walk around on her knees for a night of roll play...?

MiLo · 08-27-2002, 07:17 PM

Here is what is going to happen:

You will refrain from banging the blonde girl in order
to not cheat your loving girlfriend.

Eventually, loving girlfriend dumps you.

Then you try to proceed on banging the blonde girl,
to find out she´s not interested in you anymore.

CLASSIC.

kmanrox · 08-27-2002, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe

I'm 25, been with a few different girls, even back from the days at the stripclubs doing blow!

it is just that this chick is so small i think my cock would damage her, plus, i would imagine because she is so small she would be tight!

I will see if i can get pics of the GF up here and pics of the other one (if i still have them)

Joe

ify ouve never cheated on a GF, seriously... then dont do it now...

BUT once you do cheat... you gonna keep doin it, so after the first cheating, fuck anything that you like...

notjoe · 08-27-2002, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I fucked her.
And that isnt wax on her pussy.

I dont mind you fucking her at all, it isnt like you make her pussy lose or could take away from her tightness (what little there is left from my cock)

Joe

notjoe · 08-27-2002, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro
Here is what is going to happen:

You will refrain from banging the blonde girl in order
to not cheat your loving girlfriend.

Eventually, loving girlfriend eventually dumps you.

Then you try to proceed on banging the blonde girl,
to find out she´s not interested in you anymore.

CLASSIC.

Fuck.... That sounds like the story of my life! however, i doubt this one would dump me as she is kinda whipped!

I wear the pants in the relationship, <cheapshop>unlike boneprone</cheapshop> ;)

Joe

MiLo · 08-27-2002, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
Never trust girls that wax their pussy..

Oh my, someone with a fucking clue!

I REPEAT - NEVER TRUST A GIRL THAT WAX THEIR PUSSY!

notjoe · 08-27-2002, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro

Oh my, someone with a fucking clue!

I REPEAT - NEVER TRUST A GIRL THAT WAX THEIR PUSSY!

Dude, nothing compares to going down on a nice clean pussy, or watch your cock sliding in and out of the nice clean pussy, making the lips swell up, watch it expand as more and more of your cock is in there..

with a girl who has hair, i feel like G.I. Joe in a jungle.

cold_ice · 08-27-2002, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe

I dont mind you fucking her at all, it isnt like you make her pussy lose or could take away from her tightness (what little there is left from my cock)

Joe

Well dude what comes to mind when people ask questions like this is that your mind is made up already but its the wrong choice and you would like for someone to say just what you want to hear. That way you can make it all right in your fucken head. Make sure you think with the proper head and you will feel better in the long run. Tame the dawg in you to be the man you should be

SpaceAce · 08-27-2002, 07:26 PM

This is a stupid question. If you "kind of love" someone you don't fuck around on them. What's the point?

SpaceAce

pauly · 08-27-2002, 07:27 PM

i say do it, just don't get caught. That way you can continue to fuck them both and everyones happy.

notjoe · 08-27-2002, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice

Well dude I comes to mind when people ask questions like this is that your mind is made up already but its the wrong choice and you would like for someone to say just what you want to hear. That way you can make it all right in your fucken head. Make sure you think with the proper head and you will feel better in the long run. Tame the dawg in you to be the man you should be

In one aspect you're right, sluts are a dime a dozen. But, if you were involved and this hot chick who turned you on wanted you, you wouldnt consider that? come on, any guys with a cock would seriously consider it!

MiLo · 08-27-2002, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe

Dude, nothing compares to going down on a nice clean pussy, or watch your cock sliding in and out of the nice clean pussy, making the lips swell up, watch it expand as more and more of your cock is in there..

with a girl who has hair, i feel like G.I. Joe in a jungle.

It´s allright...

You can love them.. but you can´t NEVER TRUST THEM!

And maybe you´ve never heard me saying
"If you don´t get a pussy hair between your teeth,
then you can´t say you had sex"

cold_ice · 08-27-2002, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
This is a stupid question. If you "kind of love" someone you don't fuck around on them. What's the point?

SpaceAce

Well dude when someone says they kinda it means they dont or else they would say I love her not kinda

notjoe · 08-27-2002, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro

It´s allright...

You can love them.. but you can´t NEVER TRUST THEM!

And maybe you´ve never heard me saying
"If you don´t get a pussy hair between your teeth,
then you can´t say you had sex"

That is where we differ, my saying is "If i wanted dental floss i would go buy it!"

pornJester · 08-27-2002, 07:30 PM

put your cock on ice buddy, have some self respect...

MiLo · 08-27-2002, 07:30 PM

and by the way.. the "love" part was too much.

never love.

it just sucks all the way. and makes you lose money.

FATPad · 08-27-2002, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
This is a stupid question. If you "kind of love" someone you don't fuck around on them. What's the point?

SpaceAce

Exactly

cold_ice · 08-27-2002, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe

In one aspect you're right, sluts are a dime a dozen. But, if you were involved and this hot chick who turned you on wanted you, you wouldnt consider that? come on, any guys with a cock would seriously consider it!

Well dude your right most guys would be tempted Im not saying other wise but Im sure its not all her. Dont flirt or show interest in her and if she is really that hot sure she can find another in a heart beat. Most people put themselves in those kind of situations and then say they couldnt avoid it.

Cheshire · 08-27-2002, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
put your cock on ice buddy, have some self respect...

I agree completely ~ it's also having respect for the girlfriend.

HS-Trixxxia · 08-27-2002, 07:34 PM

Joe,

If you weren't in love, I'd say tell the girlfriend it's over and then do what you have to do. If you love her, don't jeopardize the relationship for some pussy. I'd say steer clear of this small blonde who's fishing in the wrong waters. She's probably gonna screw you to ride on your coattails for awhile until she meets up with a *bigger & better* webmaster friend of yours.

Keep the girlfriend - don't cheat on her cuz it's the shittiest feeling to be betrayed that way.

BTW, who says a small woman is tighter anyway? It's all about Kaegel exercises guys, if she knows how to exercise her muscle, she'll always be tight , whether she's 5" or 6" having given birth to 3 kids.

cold_ice · 08-27-2002, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro
and by the way.. the "love" part was too much.

never love.

it just sucks all the way. and makes you lose money.

Hey dude its fun to be in love and what a good way to invest money-- on your other half.

NoCarrier · 08-27-2002, 07:35 PM

What I am about to say will shock you.

Love does not exist, it's only a dream fantasy to make us believe there is a reason to procreate. I've been with the same girl for 5 years now, we also have a little girl.

After 5 years, I now believe that love does not exist. The passion and desire will fade away one day or another. We live together as friends now in an appartment and we will seperate next year.

Facing the truth is really hard. But the main reason about sexuality is survival of the species. Love is just a very strong emotion (or sense) that will bring a male and female to procreate.

Society and especially religion, has created the "couple" and marriage bullshit.

Conclusion :

A man and a woman can't stay has a couple forever. Those who do stay together, do not love each other anymore after a long period of time, they stay because of habit. Believe me, facing those facts is really hard

I now believe in friendship relations with sexuality

pauly · 08-27-2002, 07:36 PM

Basically if you 'loved' your girlfriend you wouldn't be asking yourself or us if you should do this or not. If you really loved her you wouldn't even consider it.. So I say go for it.

Cheshire · 08-27-2002, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Love does not exist

sadly, I agree with you

I just don't do 'love' ~ doesn't get you anywhere but hurt

Wilbo · 08-27-2002, 07:39 PM

I say do the short blonde. It's not like you're gonna marry your gf. You are young and should be sowing your oats, that's the only way you'll ever be sure of what you really want. But if you wanna make a big thing out of it you could post a pic of both :-)

cold_ice · 08-27-2002, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Love does not exist, it's only a dream fantasy to make us believe there is a reason to procreate.

Damn dude misery likes company. If love is a dream then may I sleep my entire life. Just cuz you couldnt make it work Im sure there are many people who do and are completely in love. If not we might as well be animals.

MiLo · 08-27-2002, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
its fun to be in love

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Love = productivity killer

Sex = fun

cold_ice · 08-27-2002, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

sadly, I agree with you
I just don't do 'love' ~ doesn't get you anywhere but hurt

You just keep meeting the wrong guy.
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Get yourself a fine girl and take lots of pics.

Fletch XXX · 08-27-2002, 07:43 PM

hahahahaaaaaa

FATPad · 08-27-2002, 07:44 PM

So many cynics here. LOL Webmasters are a bitter bunch of people I guess.

corvette · 08-27-2002, 07:46 PM

NoCarrier

well said

i am not saying that i agree with you, but your statement is making the cogs turn in my head

cold_ice · 08-27-2002, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
So many cynics here. LOL Webmasters are a bitter bunch of people I guess.

They are all on the edge asking themselves should I jump but never have the balls to do it or to get their shit straight. They just put the blame on others.

MiLo · 08-27-2002, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
So many cynics here. LOL Webmasters are a bitter bunch of people I guess.

fuck man, because we don´t believe in love we are bitter?

notjoe · 08-27-2002, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia
Joe,

If you weren't in love, I'd say tell the girlfriend it's over and then do what you have to do. If you love her, don't jeopardize the relationship for some pussy. I'd say steer clear of this small blonde who's fishing in the wrong waters. She's probably gonna screw you to ride on your coattails for awhile until she meets up with a *bigger & better* webmaster friend of yours.

Keep the girlfriend - don't cheat on her cuz it's the shittiest feeling to be betrayed that way.

BTW, who says a small woman is tighter anyway? It's all about Kaegel exercises guys, if she knows how to exercise her muscle, she'll always be tight , whether she's 5" or 6" having given birth to 3 kids.

LOL, i doubt that is the case because the lil slut is married ;) i think she just wants some of this "badboy" ?

Joe

CDSmith · 08-27-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe
it is just that this chick is so small i think my cock would damage her, plus, i would imagine because she is so small she would be tight!

This is a common falacy alot of people make. Small does not equal tight. I've known a few tiny girls in my day that were, for lack of a better term... "all c-u-n-t". In this instance, size does not matter, there are girls built like brick shithouses that are like vises, and there are petite narrow-hipped girls that are as wide as the holland tunnel. You are setting yourself up for disappointment.

You're 25. At that age, for me I was done with being all serious and lovey-dovey, and just wanted to have fun. If your head is in the same sort of place, then go for it, but break up with your g/f first. She deserves someone that will be faithful to her.

But if you think about how it will be without your present g/f, and find that life would suck, then as the others have said, put your dick on ice and stay with the one you love.

Is this little chicky worth losing what you have over? Would she make a better girlfriend?

And.... I guess I best keep quiet about how I've fallen in love with miss Cheshire then.
Damn.

notjoe · 08-27-2002, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pauly
i say do it, just don't get caught. That way you can continue to fuck them both and everyones happy.

I was thinking about that but i think i would feel too guilty and it would eventually come out as i am a bad liar ;)

jimmy3way · 08-27-2002, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro
And maybe you´ve never heard me saying
"If you don´t get a pussy hair between your teeth,
then you can´t say you had sex"

Dude I eat mad pussy and I've never in my life gotten hair in my teeth.

That's more typical of things guys say when they DIDN'T have sex.

notjoe · 08-27-2002, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way

Dude I eat mad pussy and I've never in my life gotten hair in my teeth.

That's more typical of things guys say when they DIDN'T have sex.

I take it you generally sleep with girls who wax/shave/trim real close then. nothing is worse than going down on a girl with a lot of hair down there... i can handle a strip but fuck, girl, give up the jerry curls.

Joe

FATPad · 08-27-2002, 08:02 PM

I've eaten pussy once a week every week for the last 5 years and only ONCE have I ever gotten a hair stuck in my teeth.

I brought it back and they gave me a couple of free egg rolls though, so it was all good.

cold_ice · 08-27-2002, 08:02 PM

The fucking slut is married that fucken cheap ass whore. I hate cheating bitches they should all be stoned to death. Dude you know whats right you just seem to not want to see it. Do as you please but be prepared for everything that comes with it.

jimmy3way · 08-27-2002, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe
I take it you generally sleep with girls who wax/shave/trim real close then. nothing is worse than going down on a girl with a lot of hair down there...

Dude I've eaten all kinds of pussy and while I admit I like the clean clam, I have never gotten anything stuck in my teeth.

MiLo · 08-27-2002, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way

Dude I eat mad pussy and I've never in my life gotten hair in my teeth.

That's more typical of things guys say when they DIDN'T have sex.

Explain.

And yes, basically you´ve been eating mad pussy due to
the fact that girls are fucking crazy...

hence the mad pussy.

08-27-2002, 07:10 PM	#1
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